>> seth: no.. >> seth: not -- i would say not -- based on the feedback i received [ laughter ] >> not at all? >> seth: yeah. it wasn't like, "go get lessons. it was like, "don't do that. [ laughter ] >> from one singular person? >> seth: no. it was like a -- i got a lot of -- i had a weird thing happen, which is my entire - like so when i was growing up, my brother and my parents would say, "stop singing." >> oh. >> seth: and then i met my wife, and she would say, "stop singing. >> oh, boy >> seth: and now my kids are telling me to stop singing [ light laughter ] and i'm like, what a coincidence that not one of you has an ear for talent [ laughter ] >> that's exactly right. i want to see you in the next broadway musical >> seth: oh, my god. that's great >> it's your turn. >> seth: come on opening night because it's going to close. [ laughter ] pull a de niro come early and leave early >> it's a deal >> seth: so do you -- what about you? you're not a singer either >> i feel like i'm the kind of sin

[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> seth: welcome to the show, my friend [ cheers and applause >> seth. >> sethseth: it's been a little bit too long since i last saw you. you know, i think maybe the last time i saw you -- i've seen you since -- last time i saw you in this physical building was when you hosted "snl" in 2005 >> yes >> seth: you've come back since, but after i left >> yes >> seth: yes, it was not as much fun without me >> i said, "i'm not coming back until he goes. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] >> you know, they accommodated - >> seth: well, the opposite of what i thought it was. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: i thought it was hard for you to come back it was super easy. [ light laughter ] >> the truth is hurtful. what's going on here there was an f-bomb in the clip. >> seth: yep >> i heard you drop an s-bomb in the "closer look." >> seth: yep >> do those go unbleeped >> seth: nobody -- it turns out the censor always falls asleep right before it starts [ light laughter ] >> so you guys can just run amok >> seth: we run -- we run a [ bleep ]. i'll just say it there you go [ laug

>> seth: it's a hit.w segment [ laughter ] florida governor ron desantis spoke yesterday at the ronald reagan presidential library. specifically he said "all these? gotta go." [ light laughter ] tv host rachael ray has announced she's ending her talk show after 17 seasons. she made the decision in less than 30 minutes, but at home it would take you two hours [ light laughter ] didn't -- didn't do great, better than i thought it would do [ laughter ] so that's kind -- i'm not saying it's a win/win [ light laughter ] definitely a win/lose. a woman in florida recently set a guinness world record by running 23 ultra marathons in 23 days. in less happy news, her car is basically undrivable now [ laughter ] finally, united airlines has announced that it will offer t-mobile customers free wi-fi on all flights. and spirit announced that they're gonna fly really close and you should be able to hop on their network. [ laughter ] good photoshop [ cheers and applause good photoshop that was the monologue, everybody.

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden signed an executive order yesterday limiting the government's ability to use commercial spyware that could be used to hack citizens' phones, or as he put it, "we're going back to landlines. [ laughter ] the manhattan grand jury investigating allegations of former president trump made illegal hush payments met yesterday without voting on a criminal indictment. okay in the words of stormy daniels, "what is taking so long? [ laughter ] look, until we see that perp walk, i'm just going to have to keep showing this one. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: i do hope -- when he does have his perp walk, i hope they play that brass band. [ laughter ] former president trump was interviewed last night by fox news host sean hannity "thanks for having me back," said hannity and trump at the same time. [ laughter ] in a new interview with fox news host sean hannity, former president trump

meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden announced today that he is running for re-election. can you imagine if it's biden versus trump again that's like going into a diner and the only things on the menu are two-day-old egg salad and donald trump [ laughter ] i -- i guess i'll take my chances with the egg salad [ laughter ] president biden announced today that he will run for a second term and said, quote, "let's finish the job." yeah, good idea. it would be nice to have a country where a guy can safely retire before he's 86. [ laughter ] following president biden's re-election announcement today, the republican national committee released an ad that asked, quote, "what if the weakest president we've ever had were re-elected? and personally, i think it's pretty low to drag martin van buren into this [ laughter ] life's hard enough with that silly haircut. according to reports, fox news ceo suzanne scott d

guests. >> yeah. >> seth: "seth -- seth likes - >> he said, "seth likes everyone but me." >> seth: wholozenge in right now" >> here's a good game. next time i stick my tongue out, will i have something on it or not? >> seth: okay, good. [ laughter ] >> that's good, that's good. >> seth: that was -- that's from "lolita," that game. >> no, it's not. but you have -- you have to play, yes or no? >> seth: okay, yes or no yes. [ laughter ] bad instinct all right, who did robert de niro say that to >> his character's name is -- i'll give it away, is rupert pupkin. >> seth: oh, okay. so, there you go king of comedy >> yeah, that's very good. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. and he said it to -- to sandra bernhard. >> seth: well, there you go. >> "teach me, let me learn from you. >> seth: okay, well -- well, here we are. and -- and we're obviously running out of time. but no [ laughter ] we do -- luckily, we have you here i get to talk to you a little longer after the commercial break. but i want to ask you a question >> i have another couple of ideas by the way i want to hear your question >> seth: don

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.e night we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the white house said yesterday that it supports a new bipartisan bill that would give president biden the power to ban tiktok of course, biden could end tiktok at any time simply by making an account. [ light laughter ] okay this jumped the shark. capitol police chief thomas manger issued a statement yesterday criticizing fox news host tucker carlson's release of security footage of the january 6th attack and said carlson made, quote, "offensive and misleading conclusions. of course, that's just what is says when you turn on his closed captioning [ light laughter ] according to newly released legal documents, fox news host tucker carlson told colleagues after the 2020 election, quote, "we are very, very close to being able to ignore trump most nights." "i truly can't wait. "i hate him passionately." wait, wait, are you telling me, tucker carlson is secretly sane? [ light laughter ] i would fee

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the biden administration has reportedly warned that it will ban tiktok if its chinese parent company doesn't sell the app don't mess with this man he has no use for your addictive apps [ light laughter ] biden's the kind of guy who can make your whole two-week vacation with nothing but a deck of cards and a print edition of "sports illustrated. [ laughter ] "you know what we're going to do during dinner tonight? we're actually going to talk to each other [ light laughter ] that's what. treasury secretary janet yellen testified today before the senate finance committee and said, "the country's banking system remains sound specifically this sound. [ breaking glass ] [ laughter ] the new ceo of silicon valley bank held a meeting yesterday with venture capital and start-up clients and said, quote, "there is no safer place in the u.s. banking system to put your deposits. plus, if you go now, th

, like - >> seth: yeah. >> game's over >> seth: yeah, no. it >> seth: we're just going to do one real sad last show >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: there's going to be a robot dressed just like me sitting there waiting. >> yeah. >> seth: it's like - [ imitating mechanical sound ] >> and at then, it's just like -- yeah, it can't write comedy yet but it -- i mean, i'm sure it will in, like, a week. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] this is like -- you know what? it's so great that you're here on our last week [ laughter ] >> our last human week >> seth: oh, man >> our last human week >> seth: what a great thing to have you here on our last human week you were here on our first human week, and you're here on our last week. [ laughter ] >> i know! you're still -- you're -- when is your anniversary for your ten years? next year? >> seth: next february is ten years. isn't that crazy >> wow, that's awesome >> seth: it really flew by [ cheers and applause and i always say it, i mean, i've got to give credit where credit is due. because our first show, you

cast [ cheers ] >> seth: oh, my god. >> kidding, i'm kidding. >> seth: so young. 60s and 70s. but it's like a musical variety show - >> yeah. >> seth: and there's nothing like it. i mean it feels like it's from a bygone era >> it is and seth, for me, for my comrades -- i call them comrades it's, you know, it's alan and jane krakowski and debose and dove and jaime and ann harada and all of this it feels like our "saturday night live." like, it feels like a christopher guest thing that put us together, we're allowed to do our music theater, and sort of make fun of and also love our milieu and it -- for me, it's the best job. and i just -- cinco paul's brain, our writer, he -- it must hurt, there's a lot of noodles in there [ laughter ] and this year he gave -- you know, last year i played it very buttoned-up, i had a -- i had a five-page song without a cut [ cheers ] >> seth: yeah, a very fast - >> patter. >> seth: patter song >> i mean talk about sweat >> seth: yeah. >> this year is the role -- is a hybrid of miss hannigan from "annie" and miss lovett from "sweeney

and i may have to change my ways a handwritten note - >> seth: yeah. >> -- from seth meyers >> seth:s a gift given to me. jimmy fallon told me, "make sure when you get this job, you leave it." so, i leave a handwritten note every day. [ audience aws ] yeah >> see what's sweet is i used to do it. [ laughter and applause >> seth: so, this isn't a thing you didn't know about, you just stopped. >> i just stopped. [ laughter ] it's, like, very nice of you to swing by the dressing room and say "hello." don't do that anymore either >> seth: you don't even say "hi" to the guests? [ laughter ] >> no. what's the other thing i don't do -- oh, talk to them afterwards [ laughter ] >> seth: i mean -- >> oh, yeah. no, no [ cheers and applause if i bump into them in a corridor, i'll say "hello. >> seth: oh, that's lovely >> yeah. >> seth: i mean, that's above and beyond >> yeah. sometimes -- sometimes, though, i don't recognize them and i'll think, "they're well dressed. [ laughter ] >> seth: i once saw a young person on the street, said "hi" to me, and i panicked and i thought they had been a young

[ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden spoke today at the white house summit for democracy. the speech went so well, we're even thinking about trying it. [ laughter ] house speaker kevin mccarthy sent president biden a letter yesterday morning and asked him to pick a date to continue negotiations over raising the debt ceiling, because nothing conveys the desire to get something done quickly like sending a letter [ laughter ] that's right house speaker kevin mccarthy sent president biden a letter yesterday and outlined republican demands for raising the debt ceiling, and for the greater good, hillary's agreed to it. [ laughter ] not real, don't worry. president biden told reporters yesterday that he has already used the full extent of his executive authority to ban assault weapons, and added that the congress, quote, has to act. "well, i did win the oscar for 'lincoln,'" said george santos [ laughter ] a bipartisan group of congres

>> seth: this is very fun.t that keeps giving >> it's incredible it's incredible. we're here together in new york city doing press. and i mean, this is her city, because she loves being a theater actress as well. so we're having so much fun. and we're going to nashville, san francisco, new orleans i mean, it's going to be great >> seth: the whole thing is really exciting. and one thing -- you know, i felt -- i was saying backstage, this made me feel like i should have more conversations like this with my mother. because i think ultimately you read this and you -- i feel like people who maybe missed that chance wonder why they never asked these things because i do think that once you get past the hurdle of asking, everybody wants to tell their story. and is that part of it, not just to read the stories about your mother/daughter relationship but sort of encourage everybody to connect with a parent? >> it's the only reason we're sharing. is because i watched my mom, who i was sure going to leave a few years ago,

, i'm seth meyers. "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news government regulators on friday seized control of silicon valley bank -- the country's 16th largest bank -- after it quickly became the 178th largest bank [ laughter ] that's right, government regulators on friday seized control of silicon valley bank, making it the largest u.s. bank failure since 2008 and come to think of it, it was always a bad sign that their atm had a tip screen [ laughter ] president biden spoke this morning about friday's collapse of silicon valley bank and reassured americans the country's financial system is safe but remember, this is a guy whose whole financial system is definitely a coffee can on a high shelf [ laughter ] "see, the thing is, they never look up there. that's right, president biden reassured americans the country's financial system is safe okay i think the fact that you're talking about a bank collapse proves it isn't. that's like going to a fune

the name. >> thank you so much >> seth: on behalf of all the seths, the seth community. >> i hope i did: yeah, "fleishman," it was -- we're going to get to "shazam," but i was telling you backstage, i thought "fleishman" was wonderful. it must have been -- was it fun to make, and be here in the city >> it was a joy to make. but taffy, the creator, was lovely everyone was lovely. jesse eisenberg, lizzy caplan, who i worked with, couldn't have been nicer couldn't have been lovelier. i was filming scenes like, you know, iconic to me, talking about relationships in central park >> seth: yeah. >> and as a non-new yorker, it's especially iconic. >> seth: well, you fit right in. you're a very believable new yorker and a departure, of course, from a believable new yorker is a man in a superhero suit. [ laughter ] >> yeah. some of our great superheroes have been new yorkers. >> seth: that's true that's very fair to say. what was it like - >> spider-man. he was a - >> seth: spider-man, yeah. [ cheers ] daredevil. you've got a lot of them did you -- what was it like the first time you put on the s

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night.hope you're doing well tonight. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news former president trump pleaded not guilty yesterday to 34 charges of falsifying business records well, his voice pleaded not guilty his face pleaded guilty as hell. [ laughter ] former president trump spoke last night at mar-a-lago following his arraignment and said, "i never thought anything like this could happen in america. honestly, neither did i. i mean, you got away with so many crimes for so long. trump getting arrested was like "avatar 2. i just figured it was never going to happen. [ laughter ] then it finally did and i was like, you know what? worth the wait [ laughter ] in his speech at mar-a-lago last night after his arraignment, former president trump thanked his family and said, "i have a great family and they've done a fantastic job and we appreciate it very much." great that he likes his family but why does he talk about them the way a high school principal talks about the prom committ

, seth.ever i'm in front of an audience, i kill [ laughter and applause >> seth: don't make a hannity face [ laughter ] you're fake news anyway, we now know from a bombshell new court filing, and a billion dollar defamation suit, that hannity, along with other fox hosts, are the ones who knowingly lied to their viewers. >> a stunning new court filing revealing how top talent and executives at fox news trashed donald trump and ridiculed his legal team and their 2020 election conspiracies behind the cameras, all while hyping those same conspiracies on the air, to their viewers >> as trump lawyers rudy giuliani and sidney powell were making wildly false claims about rigged voting machines after trump lost in 2020, private communications reveal that pro-trump voices at fox news were calling it nuts. "that whole narrative that sidney was pushing," said fox host sean hannity, "i did not believe it for one second. >> seth: oh, you didn't believe it for one second. well, then, why did you have her on

meyers ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.late night. we hope you're doing well tonight and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the biden administration last week called for new regulations on regional banks -- i'm kidding, we're only doing fun stuff today! [ laughter ] regional banks, get out of here! [ laughter ] a manhattan grand jury voted on thursday to indict former president trump for allegedly making a hush money payment to adult film star stormy daniels but if you think this is the end for donald trump, i have a bus to sell you. [ laughter ] after it was reported on thursday that a manhattan grand jury had voted to indict him, former president trump had dinner at mar-a-lago with former first lady melania trump it was a poignant moment in their relationship and trump and melania very tenderly and lovingly split the check [ laughter ] "so your half is $38.50. [ laughter ] former president trump is set tomorrow to be fingerprinted and photographed and then the next step will be to sit back and see how

>> seth: i do.ad no money, i was broke, my parents -- >> seth: do you remember who you would write jokes for? >> jimmy: i would write -- gary stanley was hosting the hemmings. i would write jokes for garry shandling. he would ask me to write out. i would get to be in these rooms with these amazing comedians. one of the first school ay parences i had, i went his garry shandling. we went to dinner at the iv, the most expensive restaurant in the known universe if you've heard of it. i had no money. i didn't want to order anything else also expensive because i couldn't pay for it. i ordered a side salad. everyone else at the dinner is ordering drinks and pasta and all of this, and i'm just like "i'm going to eat my side salad." at the end of the meal, the waiter brings the check, and so ones like "so we'll just split it?" and i was like "i have no money" [laughter] i ended up paying like $300 for my side salad that i did not have, and it is clearly me off, it's 24 years later and -- [laughter] >> never

seth you hit -- seth: you hit on a couple themes. i want to -- bring it to some of the issues we are talking about today which is the war of ukraine -- on ukraine. there has been a lot of discussion about environmentsm long-range fire, precision strike, as you look at the way the war has transpired in ukraine, what do you take to be some of the major lessons we are fighting as you think about this from a joint concept, how do you see empirically from what you see in ukraine are the major lessons? admiral grady: you hit on what we call it 14 battles of advantage. i can talk about the four key battles of advantage and those are to achieve information advantage, to could -- to maintain command and control, to conduct long-range fires and to be able to sustain in a joint contest of logistics environments. we are seeing these layout in the ukraine situation. i know, it is classified but have been writing it to release so when i look at my colleagues, we will have releasable version so we can go to the integration and we should be able to

seth: we make the playoffs! no ballgame! christopher: you have to try really hard to not make a ballgame! we will make it. seth: just a heads up before i thank him, we will break now for lunch which is out there. we will return at 12:34 panel on challenges in european defense. if you could join me before we break in thinking admiral grady for joining us -- thanking admiral grady for joining us. [applause] [indiscernible] >> a break in this conversation about global security following russia's invasion into ukraine including remarks from the joint chief of staff and request for grady and other defense leaders. while we wait for more, here is a portion of the event from earlier today. >>

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seth: or my -- what is every address seth has ever lived at? and it would give it to you.anymore. but these are the kinds of things that, in the closed environment, could be controlled. now, putting this out in the wild is -- there's been lots of pick your own metaphor, right, your own nihilistic metaphor. it's like giving the world uranium and not teaching them how to build a nuclear reactor, or giving them a bioagent, and not teaching them about how to control it. it's really that -- can be that scary. but there are some things that companies can do and should do to get it under control. geoff: like what? seth: so, i think if you look at what the e.u. is doing, so they have an a.i. regulation that's regulating outcomes. so anything that impacts health, wealth, or livelihood of a human should be regulated. there's also -- so, i'm president of the responsible a.i. institute. what we do is, we build -- so the letter also calls for tools to assess these things. that's what we do. we are a nonprofit, and we build tools that are align to global standards. so, some of your view

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