you tomorrow night. >> larry: tonight -- chris brown exclusive. do you remember doing it? >> no. >> larry: the singer talks for the only time on tv. >> it's crazy. >> larry: about why he hit rihanna. >> you lose your temper in the heat of the argument or whatever the case may be -- >> larry: why he pled guilty to felony assault. about the infamous photo. >> i didn't know if they were real. >> larry: and his feelings for rihanna today? >> do you love her? >> definitely. >> larry: in love with her? a chris brown exclusive, right now next on "larry king live." >> larry: good evening. with us tonight on "larry king live" are chris brown, his mother joyce hopkins and his attorney mark geragos. chris entered a guilty plea on june 22nd that allowed him to avoid jail time after a widely publicized incident with his girlfriend rihanna. a second felony charge making criminal threats was dropped. and chris was sentenced to five years probation, six months' community labor. we thank you all for coming. how are you doing? >> good, thank you. >> larry: this had to be the worst period of

i just don't know what to think. >> larry: do you remember doing it? >> no. >> larry: you don't remember doing it? >> i don't -- it's crazy. i was like, wow. >> larry: what did he say to you, joyce, when this happened, the first time that you spoke to your son? >> he came and he actually spoke to me about what happened. and i was totally shocked. totally upset about the whole situation. i know that chris has never, ever been a violent person. i mean, ever. i mean, throughout the entire time that high school, i've never been called or -- >> larry: never. >> never. >> larry: weren't there some previous charges, weren't there altercations in the past? >> no charges, no. >> larry: so when you look at this, do you feel like you're looking at someone else? >> yeah, from the outside looking in. when you see on tv, when they say this and that -- >> larry: you punched her a number of times. you threatened to beat the blank out of her when you got home. also, you said you were going to kill her. you bit on the ear. obviously, this has been disparaging, you don't

you say what address do i pay my rent to. you cite to the bank that the law is called "helping families save their homes act." but you have a right to remain and stay in that property as long as you do pay your rent each month. >> because i -- i actually -- was obviously upset and i contacted the bank and the bank told me, i have no rights or basically no -- >> you don't take that! you don't take that! >> i -- i called the court -- the local courthouse and stuff to find out any information i could in regards to it. so as it turned out, i came home from work the following day and the local sheriff's department had put a notification on my door. >> easy. >> i have seven days. >> that's easy. that's the tenant suffering. you have a right to a hearing before the judge. you file a hearing, you go before the magistrate, you present to the judge the statute and the judge will then find in your favor almost without question and you will have three months. what's going on in your life, james? >> caller: well, clark, first of all, i enj

do you think you can do it? >> yes. ve to have though the ability to task across bureaucratic lines in our government. and the ability to -- unfettered to go anywhere he is at. pakistan, iran, it doesn't matter and the ability to go get him. it's been lack of political will, not capability that's allowed bin laden, zawahiri and moammar to be alive. >> if do you cross into pakistani territory without their permission, then you alienate the pakistani government and you blow it up into a very big deal, do you not not? >> it's already a very big deal. i'm not so sure some money can't get him out of hiding. but the issue is the u.s. will to go where he is at. bill: you would violate pakistani sovereignty. if you thought you knew where he was, you would send guys in to get him. >> to get bin laden i would get by anybody's sovereignty, of course brill. bill: how about you, dan? >> the most important thing to do is weaken taliban and al qaeda. it's important for getting bin laden and attack on the homeland and important to preve

, not what you did do. what are you scared to do? >> still scared of loving. >> charlie: are you really? because you've been hurt? >> how do you know that? you've got to be hurt some how. >> >> nothing ventured, nothing gained. >> there's a humility you learn and it feels contradictory but it very well goes together. the humiliation allows to you have the simplest, the simplicity that requires this sort of a loving state. this is not about yourself but about something else. >> charlie: have two children. >> yeah. >> charlie: how old are they now? >> nine and sixteen. >> charlie: they have their own active life now? >> the older one. very independent, very mature. >> charlie: are they with you? >> yeah. their father's in paris. but you're scared of love. >> i fall in easily and i would give everything but there must be another way. >> charlie: you wouldn't give your art for love. >> i don't think you can do that. >> charlie: you don't think you can stop? >> no, because life is about finding your task and givi

you really need to do that." the key reason why my own estimation the process has not so far produced what it should have is because of commitments were not fulfilled. you know, talk is... i mean, on domestic political scene in washington, it's accountability, the importance of accountability. this applies equally to international policy. i think it's very important for there to be much accountability in connection with this political process than has so far been exercised, expected, or demanded. i think there's power to this. and you go out to people and say "this is what this is about." the emergence of an independent, viable palestinian state living side by side in peace and harm fwhi the state of israel is not only palestinian influenced. it's also israeli influenced but also, as president obama had said, national interests to the united states. >> rose: oh, it's clear interest of the united states. >> that's what i said and i think.... >> rose: every president of the united states has said that, every one of

i know you do a kids day. they do that kids day thing at the u.s. special guest star stop by dressed up like you. >> i did. i did. one of your friends i think. >> jimmy: we have pictures. will ferrell. look at it. [ laughter ] >> can you tell which one is me? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know which one is you. i thought that was pretty great. and also, right there, who's the girl in the back there in that picture? let's look at it again. >> you can barely see her, yeah. that's kim clijster. about half of kim clijster. >> jimmy: yeah, kim clijster is in there. >> that's the main half that won the u.s. open for her. >> jimmy: yeah, that was the arm. she won. that was a controversial match with serena. >> yeah, a little bit. >> jimmy: that was crazy. >> very crazy. but took a little away from kim's win, but she's such a gracious winner and loser. she was so nice and handled it very well. >> do you ever lose it with an umpire? >> i try to be a little more reserved. >> jimmy: come on! >> i've gotten fined once in my career, and that was with an umpire over in

you do. er ] you're going to get in the box and just sit in the box. these boxes are empty. [ laughter ] sit in box. and you're going to scoot to the finish line, okay? whoever -- whoever wins -- [ laughter ] you thought we were going to play the game, didn't you? [ laughter ] whoever wins -- whoever wins gets "the beatles' rock band," all right? hold on. you ready? on your mark, get set -- wait, wait, i'm not ready. i'm just too excited. [ laughter ] go! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! he killed. he ran away with it. great job. great job. you ran away with it. that was fantastic. very good. very good. the winner is -- what is your name again? >> ben. >> jimmy: ben. ben is the winner. ben, you win the complete "rock band." [ cheers and applause ] thanks, buddy. that comes with everything. the drums, the hofner bass, all that stuff. this is so amazing. congratulations, buddy. you're a good man. and there's no losers here at the scoot box derby. so, here, you get the "rock band"

do you-- do you just let them go? no. no, i can't do that. rophone feedback squeaks) you--you wanna... no. i'm good. all right then, let's dance! ♪ well, i thought you might need a change of clothes. you're still mad at me, huh? what were you thinking, setting carlos up with skank?! i'm sorry. i was desperate. i had a little too much to drink. and you are divorcing carlos... no, lynette, carlos will never be fair game. you know the rules. you're right. you are right. you're right. i'm so sorry. it's just... what? i'm so unhappy. ever since that woman pushed her way into our lives, i-i can't even work up a smile. and the more she pushes, the more i resent tom-- tom, for something he did 12 years ago. and i'm afraid if i can't fix... this, that... the anger is just gonna fester until... lynette, listen to me-- you and tom will survive this. no, seriously, gaby, i am so tired of pretending to smile. you and tom... will survive this. yeah? how can you be so sure? because some marriages were built to last... and some aren't. trust me, i know the di

do you do those things? >> i do. at there's a real connection between the body and the mind. you can't write an action sequence if you're tired. you can't write a tense sequence and there are a bunch in this book without being pretty worked up about it. >> being upside down hanging from the ceiling gets you worked up? >> it works for me. it sounds strange but it's not really all that strange. >> congratulations on all of your success. dan brown, thanks for being with us. now, here's lester. >>> if you still haven't gotten over the fact that the "seinfeld" show went off the air 11 years ago, take heart. jerry, elaine, george and cramer are getting back together again. >> that is one magic loogie. >> reporter: in 1998, it all came to an end. >> i'm out. >> reporter: "seinfeld's" run lasted nearly a decade. >> just forget it. >> reporter: for the last decade many have wondered -- >> i'm going it to ask you the same question, when will we get a "seinfeld" reunion? >> reporter: larry is larry david, co-creator of "seinfeld

you do? follow me. tell us how much you want to pay, and we'll build you a policy that fits your budget. and i still get great coverage? uh-huh. go ahead. you're the boss. i'm the boss of savings. more like the c.e.o. oh, oh. no glass ceiling. the freedom to name your price. now, that's progressive. call or click today. >> greg: what could you get when you take one delicious hooker, one pimp and a few overly helpful acorn staffers? not just a fun office party but the biggest story of the week and perhaps the country. andrew breitbart launched with an undercover tape launched in july. james o'keefe pretends to be a pimp and they tell acorn staffers they are looking for housing where kenya can continue to hooking her hot little body. take a peek, peek takers. >> make sure there is a code for it, okay. >> a code for the prostitution. >> i have to have a name and a code number. i will look in there and get my list. >> and then we can get the right tax code so that is wonderful. >> yes, your business is a per

do you remember the original table they were going to use? do you remember that? cheesy table. >> where they were going to have their drink together? neil: and the president is switched to the around version. some of this stuff -- the president switched to the round version. >> people by all kinds of things at home depot. we are there to enhance the store, to keep women, especially, but i hope man, too, longer in the stores, buying more things in the store -- but i hope men, too, that people will come to the stores because we are there, and we will have many designs, and i am just very excited about it. these are areas that i have not been able to do yet, so we are looking forward to that, the expansiveness. neil: martha stewart, thank you. well, senator max baucus is convinced he will get republican support behind the health-care bill. >> this is a good bill. this is a balanced bill. it can pass the senate. neil: well, senator max baucus does not have any doubts. my next guest, the senator from delaware joins me. good to have you. thanks for coming. >> a neil, goo

do you remember doing it? . >> larry: about why he hit rihanna. >> you lose your temper in the heat of the argument or whatever the case may be -- >> larry: why he pled guilty to felony assault. about the infamous photo. >> i didn't know if they were real. >> larry: and his feelings for rihanna today? >> do you love her? >> definitely. >> larry: in love with her? a chris brown exclusive, right now next on "larry king live." >> larry: good evening. with us tonight on "larry king live" are chris brown, his mother joyce hopkins and his attorney mark geragos. chris entered a guilty plea on june 22nd that allowed him to avoid jail time after a widely publicized incident with his girlfriend rihanna. a second felony charge making criminal threats was dropped. and chris was sentenced to five years probation, six months' community labor. we thank you all for coming. how are you doing? >> good, thank you. >> larry: this had to be the worst period of your life? >> possibly. >> larry: possibly. are things calm for you now,

do you cast your line? do you date?u seem to be in circles of a lot of cool people. >> you know, i'm starting to date, this is awesome. this thing tonight i'm a little nervous about. i'm just going to government it's a blind date. "essence" set it up. >> wendy: "essence" magazine? >> yeah. they went through their bachelors for tonight. >> wendy: we have her on the phone. hey, girl. >> hey, wechndy! >> wendy: i'm glad you called. what did you wear on the date? i wore what i wore on your show. i went from the show to the date. and wendy, you know how i was proud of my heels? i tripped when i saw him. literally fell into his arm. he thought it was romantic. i thought it was a doofus. but it happened. >> wendy: i like it. it immediately leveled the playing field. this big actress. what does he do for a living? what does he do? >> he's a poet and he's a professor. >> wendy: ooh, nice. >> i know, he's a really nice guy. >> wendy: i take it since you went right after the show you had on your tv makeup, still? >> i did. i wore

do it during the show. awkward, but -- >> steve: you know, you do what you gotta do. >> jimmy: i gotta do what i gotta do, man steve: keep on keeping on, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gotta let my freak flag fly sometimes. [ laughter ] >> steve: exactly. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, you're welcome, higgins. and thank you, audience, for letting me do this. this is ridiculous. roots, can i get a little "thank you note" music. ♪ [ laughter ] "thank you, the dow, for hitting a one-year high this week. i still don't understand what you are or how you work. [ laughter ] but i know that brian williams and matt lauer seem to be in a better mood when you're doing well. [ laughter ] so, thank you." "thank you, tom delay, for appearing on 'dancing with the stars' this week. [ laughter ] i enjoyed watching you rump shake in sansabelt slacks and matching wal-mart helper vest. [ laughter ] it's about time that three-pack-a-day old lady blackjack dealer from reno look came back and you're just the man to do it." [ laughter and applause ] "thank you, guy on the street, who let one go while listening to his ipod. [ laughter ] j

no matter what you do, it'll boil over. . >> i didn't say that. >> we all know pandorum is greatly affected by any substantial psychological trauma. it has an emotional trigger effect. >> that's what they say. >> how do you think you would react if you knew the truth? >> the truth -- about what? >> jimmy: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] put it together for dennis quaid, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dennis quaid. you're one of my favorite movie stars ever. >> oh, thank you. you're way too kind. >> jimmy: no, i love you. i once came at -- >> well, i love you, too. >> jimmy: iame after you. oh, you do? >> i love you back, man. >> jimmy: like a bro-love? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a bromance? >> bromance. >> jimmy: totally. i saw you once on the disney lot, which is my favorite lot in california. it's got all the seven dwarfs holding up the roof. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i saw you, and i'm like -- i am going to just run up to you, and i started listing off your movies. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't really i said anything

i don't want to do it." [ light laughter ] you want to do it up here? here you go. how you doing? ou go. you can hold that. it's for you, perfect. there you go. roots, you guys ready to do this? >> we are ready. yeah, yeah, cool. >> jimmy: i haven't had a chance to talk to you yet. what's your name? >> sarah. >> jimmy: sarah. okay, sarah, what city do you call home? >> san francisco, california. >> jimmy: ah, welcome. very good. san francisco, california. you just here to vacation? >> no, i go to school. >> jimmy: what do you want to be? >> tv -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: -- "let her be herself, man. she wants to be what wants to be, right?" what do i want to be? [ laughter ] >> i want to be in the hotel business. >> jimmy: okay. what's your favorite brand of sneakers? >> what are you wearing? >> jimmy: shoe sneakers. [ laughter ] >> puma. >> jimmy: puma? all right. very good. puma. all right, so. roots, we have sarah. she's from san francisco and every now and then she likes to rock a pair of pumas. all right? this first song if you guys can do it, i'd like to challenge you. can you

yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: can yo like -- c you do like a heavy metal like -- you can just do anything? mind give him like a heavy metal riff? let's see what he can do. ♪ ♪ come on, yeah come on everybody now, uh yeah ♪ ♪ put your hands together y'all u uh,immy fallon amy poehler dan fogler ♪ ♪ comen, yeah jimmy fallon amy poehler dan fogler ♪ ♪ come on, now ♪ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wo let's get -- we're testing your chops. we're testing your chops. yeah, you should come with the roots. >> you should be in freestyle with the roots. >> jimmy: used to do that when we got back and do that. but i mean -- >> if thislbumomes out nicely, i would love to some on and do a song. >> jimmy: absolutely. we always have second rate people on. yeah, we'd love to have you. [ laughter ] [ cheers a applause ] >> jimmy: no offense to our musical gue tonight, we had to bump them. and no offense to wayne federman, which, by the way, follow him on twitter and bother him. [ laughter ] are you on twitter, by the way? >> no, i don't do that. >> jimmy: not into that? like, don like socializing with people

how are you doing? >> we have you on the show today? >> yes, i will be here. >> we have dozens of preme. give a preview. >> how about what were you think and let's get going. i want to see john boy. frank will be here in on show. we'll see you in a few minutes, frank. >> thank you so much . also, he said president obama is trying to change america, but maybe not the change you bargained for. outspoken conservative actor john boyd will tell us why he is so involved and give us his take on health care reform. >> paul harvey commentaries were must hear radio. tonight steven mans thereto field talked about the legendary broadcaster's legacy it is an interview you don't want to miss. he had over 2300 career hits as a center fielder and produce hit music. bernie williams james with the little rockers tonight. you will enjoy the show. >> i trust that you and your family are having a wonderful labor day weekend. americans are pretty good about enjoying holidays, but not so good at knowing why we have them. we take off memorial day and for many

is the worst thing you can do. then you come up with this government option that ultimately will be the only option out there. that is just not the way to do things. >> there has been talk in washington this week of exempting businesses who make less than $500,000 in revenue from participating in this mandate to either provide health care or be taxed on their payroll if they don't provide health care. do you think that excludes some of the pain or the majority of the pain for small businesses? >> it doesn't take a whole lot of money, and not a very big small business to get to that $500,000 mark. if you think about it for just a little bit, if you have five employees or if you just figure it out, $50,000 and you have 20 employees, you can get to that mark pretty darn fast, or 30 employees with less. it doesn't take much to get to that point. >> congressman, thank you so much for joining us. we appreciate all the work that's being done in washington. i know from the small business owners i talk to who don't offer hea

you do next? ed me what was i doing back there? >> and what do you remember say? >> i told him i was looking for weed, and he said, no, you're the one that drive that gray honda with the rims on it. >> and when he says that, what happened? >> he said am i supposed to be looking for him and i told him, no, man, i'm looking for some weed. i don't know what you're talking about. >> so you guys are having a back and forth, right? >> yes. >> and as this discussion is going on, where's your firearm? >> in my pocket. >> and where's his firearm? >> pointed at me. >> what happens next? >> that's when he told me do i have anything on me, and i told me to put my shirt up before before i could even move he turned and looked to the side and looked to the other side and that's when i looked to the side and saw is there was somebody else. >> okay. >> and you saw somebody else doing what? >> standing by a pole. >> okay. >> and did you see anything else that that person had? >> yes. >> what? >> he had an assault ri

what are you doing? where are you going? oh... what are you doing? if need be, i'm delivering this baby. no, you're not a doctor. raymond, i've had training in emergency child delivery. no, i don't care. you don't talk anymore. move over! come on. come in here, robert. oh, oh, oh... holy moses. what are you looking at? i-i'm waiting for the baby, raymond. your eyes got to be so open? all right, i'm going need something to wrap the baby in. raymond, give me your shirt. what? no, no, no. punch him and take that shirt, robert! all right, all right. man, this is not right. this is against god -- thou shalt not look at thy brother's wife there. that's not a commandment. it didn't have to be a commandment. it's so bad, god just figured that it was understood. debra: oh, oh. ray, ray, where's my relaxation music? i don't have the tape. i need my music. i don't have the -- i got to have my music! ♪ you are the sunshine of my life ♪ ♪ whoa ♪ that's why i'll always be around ♪ you're looking too much. stop it. ♪ you are the apple... don't hurt him! he's deliver

then i was just like "do you know what, i'm going to do something more for you.dwich, drinks, whatever." so we get him in some bits and pieces, and then i'm -- we're leaving the deli, and i'm like, "you know what, man, i want you to meet my friends. i want to take you in -- i want to show you --" [ laughter ] "i want to take you and i want to show you the real heart that i have tonight." and so i take him into this place, and i introduce him to all of my friends and i buy him a couple drinks. and a little bit of time goes past, and he taps me on the shouer and he says, "dude, i've got to take off now." and i'm like, "where do you have to go?" and he's like, "well, i'm going home." [ laughter ] >> i thought this guy was homeless, okay? [ laughter ] i was sure this guy was homeless. little did i know he's been taking me for a ride for about three hours. [ laughter ] squishing the generosity of a fair enish soul. [ laughter ] so i've got my wits about me now. >> jimmy: i just want to explain that i was drunk at the time. [ laughter ] so i didn't know where i was. th

what do you mean when they do that? they do this? you know, once in a while. ll, why are they doing robert's thing? i don't know. they love him. well, how come i never see them imitating any of my things, which are quirky without being ridiculous? like what? you know, like the face i make when i comb my hair. and it bothers you that the children haven't taken that up? i'm just saying that if they're going to imitate somebody, then they should aim higher. what, are you threatened by robert? no. hey, kids. hey, guys, what do you say we stop eating like this? but that's the way uncle robert eats. yeah, but what uncle robert didn't tell you was that's how he ruined his face. oh, would you stop? look, watch -- watch how daddy eats. mmm. normal... and if you want to do something after, do this. go ahead. try that. yeah, all right. that's almost -- yeah. got it. oh, robert, thanks. i shouldn't have told ma you were out of orange juice. she said she might start checking things around here more often. well, someone should check to see if my head is in the oven more ofte

doing it again! did he start when you entered the room? sí. why is he doing that? itchy back. ks) helen, can you interpret this? interpret? you mean you want me to try to explain what he's doing? yes. i can't tell what he wants, but whatever it is, it's pretty cute in a skitsy way. i'll call the vet. maybe she can understand skits. you know, martha could just ask him. of course! that's even better, and it's free. martha? no problem. interpreter dog on the case. skits? the people can't comprehend why you're doing the, you know, the doofy rolling. (barks) comprehend? oh, comprehend is when you understand something. it makes sense to you. they don't understand what you're doing. uh-huh. yeah, i see. okay, i understand. is it worms? do we have to deworm him? ay! no. he says he used to have a rubber plum that he played with upside down. oh, yeah, plummy! he thought if you saw him doing this, you would interpret it to mean he wants a new one. you want a new plummy, skits? (barks "yes!") wow. once it's translated from dog language to human language, it seems so obvious. (barks) want t

how are you doing? jimmy: i like your shirt. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very, very cool. now, what is your name? >> julia joseph. >> jimmy: julia joseph. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, welcome. now, have you agreed to let me rifle through your pocketbook here and your personal belongings? >> i have. >> jimmy: okay, very good. now before i make you "empty your pockets," can i -- [ laughter ] can i please have the envelopes please with tonight's questions? thank you very much. what was your name again? >> luke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: luke? these questions were foretold by the ancient oracle adelphi in the year 427 b.c. and sealed in these three envelopes or as they called them back then envelopes. tonight's first question is -- here we go. "what do you do for a living?" that's what they asked back then from 427 b.c. [ laughter ] the question they all asked was "what do you do for a living?" okay, contestant number one, "empty your pocketbook." ♪ let's see what you got in there. that's a pretty big pocketbook. >> i

what sort of cheffing do you do? do all kinds of food, but my specialty is italian fo. >> italian food. you're a big eater, i see? >> i love eating. >> and thusly, you are a big splasher hope? >> we'll see. >> all right. send cesar through then. very good. all right, cesar. you know -- this belly flop thing, we can either whine about the obesity epidemic or embrace it and make sports out of it. on sunday they had the miss universe pageant in venezuela and she narrowly edged out another one who shined quite brightly in the q&a segment. >> according to the world health organization, there's an urgent need for hiv testing across the globe. do you believe hiv testing should be made mandatory? [ speaking a foreign language ] [ applause ] >> well, that answers that question, i guess. by the way she's second. how dumb do you have to be to come in third? oh, hi, cesar. how are you? [ cheers and applause ] go right through there. all right. we'll get to see him almost naked in a little while. let's go back out to sal to see if

bloom, do you know about this? >> i am not familiar with the statement, but let me comment on my company. >> i do not want you to comment on your company. you are not familiar with the statement? >> i am not familiar with the study or the statement. >> how long have you been in the business? >> i have been at my company since the beginning of 2001. >> have you ever heard of health care for american now? >> no, i have not. >> let me ask you this question. are you familiar with the recent study of the american medical association that 94% of the insurance markets in the united states are highly concentrated? you are not familiar? >> i am not familiar generally with those statistics. it is not an unfamiliar statistic in terms of some markets do not have a lot of competition while other markets have quite a bit. >> the protest this finding of the -- do you protest this finding of the ama? i do not know enough about it to protest it. >> let's go down the line. ms. farrell, i know that you have heard of this. >> i am not

you do like 5,000-calories in one session there. y, drink more and you will lose weight. >> greg: that is a cover line for a magazine. >> it really is. >> look at bill. >> all of my friends and we are moderate drinkers, tell me again the definition of moderate. >> greg: they are saying one to two drinks which is not drinking in myoglobin to we are not moderate. >> greg: you are drunks. >> the friends that are have that are active and skiing and playing tennis, they drink. the others that don't do anything, don't drink at all. >> greg: that is because they are shutins. >> do you think. >> i drink moderately, of course. >> greg: i also happen to think that drinking is tied to team sports because when you are part of a sport you go out and drink afterward. >> i'm on a volleyball league and it is really just an excuse to drink. so the! er size is an excuse to drink afterwards. >> you are on a volleyball league? where do you practice or play? and what do you play when you play said volleyball? >> please tell me it's beach volleyball. >> i

do you agree with me on abortions and medicare cuts? >> i do. when you read the bill, it does not take long, because you can see you have the choice of the health commissioner. he will have czar-like powers and can do anything they want to do, including abortion coverage. sean: that is the point. i find it unbelievable. i want to ask you about the cost factor. the president made promises about cost. how do you insure all of these people? how you tell the american people they can keep their insurance? i do not believe those things will be true. your interpretation? >> we have seen cash for clunkers. this administration misses by a factor of three, $3 billion. they did not get the numbers correct. the same thing can occur when you have an overwhelming of the health-care system. instead of a delay getting a car, people will be delayed getting help care. sean: i want to go back to this issue that came up, this sanctimony, the feigned outrage over your comment, this phony stability now that the democrats are all involved in here. we watched an entire

so what is it you do, alex? how does it work? when you're a life scout in the boy scouts, you can start your eagle, and one of the requirements is eagle scouts for requirement number five would state develop and give leadership to a service project. >> larry: how do you get the money to them? >> i -- you do fund raising activities. >> larry: you're building a playground for children in russia. in moscow? >> right above the center of mongolia. >> larry: this project took 2.5 years to complete, and on your 16th birthday, you went back to russia for the dedication of your playground. what was that like? >> it was very cool. there was a line to the big slide, and even when we were building it, people were playing on the unfinished parts. >> larry: he's getting other projects together, too. what a hero. thank you, alex, our deserving hero of the week building a playground for his hometown. hero of the week, alex griffith. >>> hey, there, mr. hairy legs. don't worry, i brought your doll. ta da! >> that's the wrong doll. >> jerry, i saw

you're so selfish, curtis, you didn't do what you supposed to do. s of these poor foster children. look at them. they ain't got nothing because of you, curtis. how does that make you feel? what do you have to say for yourself, curtis? >> christmas is overrated. >> tell that to the baby jesus and mary. >> when i was a kid, my mother and father, no matter how hard they worked, they couldn't afford that shiny red fire truck i wanted. >> i'm so touched. that's sadder than a lifetime movie. now man up. get your thong out your butt and straighten up and help these children. >> i figured it out. >> well, good, good. what'd you figure out? >> since i can't have anything i want, nobody is gonna have anything they want, neither. >> yo, mama. >> my man, what's up? >> you eat yet? >> no. no. i ain't hungry. >> you ain't hungry? >> [coughs] no. i ain't hungry. >> you ain't hungry? i brought you some chicken on a stick. >> i don't want no leftover chicken on no stick. >> aunt ella, where the car at? where the car, and what's wrong with the lights? >> repo man came

>> i don't like you. >> do you miss her? worse without her? >> it's different. but you know, you've got to respect people's decision. i hate saying this, but paula's a star. when she came on the show, she was a star. is a star, will always be a star, and then you've got to remember for all the people cueing up, they want to be a star on american idol. you've got to sort of try and concentrate on them and not think about yourself, which is difficult. >> very difficult for you. ♪ i dream to dream >> now, obviously, the only reason i'm sitting here talking to you today is because of the worldwide phenomenon that is susan boyle. but there was massive outpouring of sympathy for her when she had -- >> a bit of a break down. >> reporter: how did you feel when they started happening? >> well, it was scary. you're not thinking at that point at any time, can you emotionally cope with this? >> of course not. >> i think at the point where she didn't win, i think she was afraid everything was going to be taken away from her and she was go

>> do you wanted as a question? listen, the idea of -- one of the things that i believe is that we do not believe -- we do not do a good job of what works and what does not work in the united states. i think there are people -- who puts the most advertisements on tv, for drugs? we do not have an evaluation. the notion that and limited health care for everyone without -- with out any ability to have any cost control? no, i do not think -- there is no society in the world that can do that. the question is, how do we provide the care that people need and not limit choice and obviously gives people the medicine and health care that they need, but do it in a more cost-effective way? there are many in this crowd -- do not look at other countries, look at our own that are driving down costs. if we do not, i am afraid to go into financial ruin. >> i thought you're going to said that there weren't enough resources to go around. my view on this government-run health care legislation -- health legislation, i am not going to col

>> you can do a couple of things. y want to focus on the board of directors, that is barney frank's bill, you can try to sort of tighten up the process, make the compensation consultants independent. but the truth is the only way to really reform it at the board level is to make sure that there are people inside the board room whose experience and goal is to watch out for shareholders and are not captured by management. the only way to do that is to get shareholders to nominate and elect directors to the board. right now all directors pretty much are not named by the bord itse board itself where the ceo sits and have all kinds of reasons to do what the ceo wants. >> whether you call it a bonus, give it in stock, whether you know what they're going to get at the beginning of the year or not it ends up being the same number. what are we really changing here by changing the structure? >> what we need to change is transparency. we need people to know how they're going to be paid so we don't have a situation where people th

you have to -- it is tough to do it that way. you have to make sure you do not distort the truth. by using him, he was my landensn this story. >> i want to talk about the vietnam thing. let's go back. we did a series on writers. when were down on the mall. we talked for three hours about your book and his book. here is david. let's watch this. >> will there ever be coverage of any future endeavour like there was in vietnam? >> i do not think so because i do not think we will get into a long, grinding war like that. in the gulf war, it was high technology and you have four days of armored combat. in afghanistan, there are very elite units where you cannot send reporters camping out with them. part of it is the nature of the technology, laser-guided missiles and stuff like that. it is designed to control the reporting. you really cannot control the reporting of things not working. if it does not work, people will know. >> david was killed in a hot automobile in california -- in an automobile in california. what was your reaction to that? >> it was devastating. he and i were partners

why did you do this? well, because i care about my country, and i don't think neither hanna nor i fundamentally think the media cares about my country. glenn: ok. you can find all this video, all the transcripts, everything else, amazing, amazing new sight called biggovernment.com. go there now and decide for yourself. republicans, democrats, independents. please, your republic is at stake. james, thank you very much. >> thank you. glenn: from new york, good night, america. are you receiving a payout from a legal settlement or annuity over 10 or even 20 years? call imperial structured settlements. the experts at imperial can convert your long-term payout into a lump sum of cash today.

kim bakken, how do you bring a mother of a homicide victim to a courtroom and how do you deal with these kinds of questions? how do you prepare her to make sure that it's not just going to be a disaster? i don't think i could do it. personally i just don't think i could do it. >> it's very difficult because the mother has a tendency, and relatives have a tendency to think about the individual as still living. but you're asking her to testify essentially about someone who is dead. one of the closest persons to her. >> her baby. >> you see this testimony from here. and it sounds a little bit kurt and scripted in a way. vic times in these kind of cases and their families are only able to go on through compartmentizing their tragedy. so this mother in testifying for the prosecution might seem as though she's not responsive to the questions, but she's doing her best to get out minimal bare facts about her daughter. >> the prosecutor brings this picture over to her and says who is dead. >> very difficult. that's the main purpose for this witness testifying, that is to say, a person who was kil

that was so good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you guys do it -- have you done that before? love: mm-hmm. this is like our fourth time. >> jimmy: fourth time doing it? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: gosh. why did you have your drum set -- did you have like rubber cymbals and -- >> because it's attached to an 808 machine, a drum machine. >> jimmy: oh, okay good. you did a tribute to def jam. >> questlove: yeah. we did -- >> jimmy: it was awesome. you guys were fantastic. and it sounded good. and you sound again tonight as always. but gosh, that was just -- it was just impressive. everyone was like, "god, the roots are the greatest." i'm like, "you're telling me? they're the greatest band in the whole wide world." oh, man. i don't know if you guys noticed but all the reality shows are back this season. "top chef," "survivor," "american idol." [ laughter ] really excited about them. but there's a whole bunch of new shows that you may not have heard about that i'm so excited about i thought we'd take a look at some of these right now. if you guys don't mind. you guys ready for the

you have heard the debate, now your turn. what do you think? are we born to cheat, does the seventh commandment matter? tell us what you think on abcnews.com or the "nightline" twitter page. tomorrow night, we'll look at the fourth commandment and how chick-fil-a has managed to keep the sabbath holy. that's our report for tonight. "jimmy kimmel live" is up next. good night, america. b.p. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, and mama meeia, we have a show for you. it's the l.a. feast of the san gennaro and we have guys throwing pizzas, tommy lasorda eating pizzas, rob lowe is here and lisa lampanelli and this new addition to "grey's anatomy." >> most likely you have something picked up in the water but it's formed an abscess. you need surgery. >> you may not touch my colon? >> that goes for everyone, by the way. most importantly of all, we will attempt to set a new guinness world record, currently held by mexico, for the largest meatball on planet earth. i'm sorry, mexico, the record cannot be yours. tonight, we take it back. "jimmy kimmel live" back in tw

do you stand in your yard and wait for help, you check in, do you call your family, do call 911? we don't want to overwhelm systems. >> at this point, you don't do anything unless the water rises and you have some real concern that you can't stay in your home. if you have a 911 emergency like a medical emergency, you do, and 11. -- you do call 911. we have the personnel and equipment to make rescues or to get to people and get them the help they need. >> i'm sorry to cut you off, as we are speaking to you, we understand that the swift water rescue team is on call and on the scene. we did see some activity with about moving people back and forth. apparently, firefighters and rescue teams are in these neighborhoods canvassing. >> i was not aware that they had actually had to move many people out. >> we have some video on our screen right now. >> wait a second. i just got another update. at some people have been rescued, but they are the people that did not stay inside. emphasize with your viewers that it is important to stay inside the home. did not come out and get into the water.

you sti use it? >> i dotes away from me, so i speak it every day. >> jimmy: really? like what -- can you give us an exale? [ speaking afrikaans ] >> jimmy: everything sounds best coming out oyou. [ applause ] everything sounds great coming out of your face. i'd say it, i'm like -- [ impersonates afrikaans ] people are like people are like, "get st, man." so, can you teach me how to say something? >> what do youant to know? what do you want to know? >> jimmy: could you say, "let's te a look at a clip?" [ light laughter ] because i'll use it later. >> okay. [ speaking afrikaans ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now you're pling games with me now. [ laughter ] what are u making me say? >> i'll bastardize it even a little bit more. >> jimmy: let's get to the batardizing. >> we'll throw english in there, you ready? >> jim: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ speaking afrikaans ] >> jimmy: [ attempting afrikaans ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like a 911 call. [ laughter [ screams ] the address 34 -- come on -- [ lahter ] [ scattered appl

>> you do it when you are sober. >> it is the exact same thing. we have a different thing for it. r women it's gossipping. for guys it is bsing with the bro-has. >> why do they do it? make them feel better? >> almost like a bonding ritual. they feel like they are bonding with another women. >> it is okay for men to do that, too, all right. >> for women is is gossipping and for guys it is bsing and for journalists it is scoops. >> have you ever told megan a secret? >> you bet cha and i'm going to share it here. >> go to commercial and find out. >> coming up an upcoming segment that is both upcoming and segmenty. what does madmen and community star alisyn bree make me say wee? no reason really, i just like saying wee. >>> how did you know i would be? >> you are still wearing your stupid letter jacket and more importantly, i sat behind you in algebra. >> wait, you are the girl that got hooked on pills and then dropped out. >> they are calling it the good father about community colleges. the new comedy series called community. about a bunch of students ho form a study group. the series