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jimmy? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about![ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we're going to take turns selecting a card then looking into the camera in front of you and you're going to read the lyrics in the most dramatic, serious way possible >> oh, i love this >> jimmy: you ready for this >> yep ♪ [ laughter ] grandma got run over by a reindeer [ laughter ] to severe plaque psoriasis. now i feel free to bare my skin, thanks to skyrizi. ♪(uplifting...
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there's a card - >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> -- inside, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> take a look open do it right there. for tickets to his upcoming tour in the u.s. and australia, go to mariothemagician.com more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ in order for small businesses to thrive, they need to be smart, efficient, savvy. making the most of every opportunity. that's why comcast business is introducing the small business bonus. for a limited time you can get up to $1000 prepaid card with qualifying internet. yup, $1000. so switch to business internet from the company with the largest fastest reliable network. give your business a head start in 2024 with this great offer. plus, ask how to get up to $1000 prepaid card with qualifying internet. switch today. (vo) red lobster's new lobster & shrimp celebration ♪ (vo) three lobster and shrimp entrees for a limited time. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to travis scott, joe keery, the radio city rockettes, mario the maker magician and the roots, right there, from philadelphia.
there's a card - >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> -- inside, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> take a look open do it right there. for tickets to his upcoming tour in the u.s. and australia, go to mariothemagician.com more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ in order for small businesses to thrive, they need to be smart, efficient, savvy. making the most of every opportunity. that's why comcast business is introducing the...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, there. i'm jimmy. am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a special day today, a day that -- since 2012, today has been known as "giving tuesday." giving tuesday is the sober friend who drives you home after a three-day bender with those dirtbags cyber monday and black friday. [ laughter ] i think the rule should be that on giving tuesday you have to give a charity the dumbest thing you bought on cyber monday. [ laughter ] "here you go, unicef, it's an air fryer with bluetooth!" [ laughter ] american shoppers spent a record $38 billion online over the holiday weekend. and we also donated the lowest percentage of our incomes to charity in almost 30 years. [ laughter ] look at this chart. look at it. the minute trump became president in 2017, it was like "we'd better hang on to our money." [ laughter ] but we are buying up crap like never before. cyber monday is annoying because at the stroke of midnight, every company you ever ordered anything from all suddenly email
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, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: she coming over?es, of course. >> jimmy: are you having chicken again for thanksgiving this year? >> guillermo: no, we're making tamales. >> jimmy: oh, no turkey at all? >> guillermo: no turkey at all. we're making tamales. >> jimmy: they say this could be one of the busiest weeks ever, travelwise, but gas prices are the lowest they've been in years. gas is so cheap, some people are using it as gravy this year. [ laughter ] the price of gas is now back under $3 a gallon in 11 states, not our state, and i don't know about you, but i for one am excited to see all the republicans who were attacking biden when the gas prices so high, now celebrating him for the low prices. [ laughter ] i'm sure that will be very sweet. it was taylor swift night on "dancing with the stars," which means tonight, millions of young americans found out that "dancing with the stars" is still on television. [ laughter ] it's like when you realize you never canceled that gym membership. oh, what is this? taylor herself was not on
, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: she coming over?es, of course. >> jimmy: are you having chicken again for thanksgiving this year? >> guillermo: no, we're making tamales. >> jimmy: oh, no turkey at all? >> guillermo: no turkey at all. we're making tamales. >> jimmy: they say this could be one of the busiest weeks ever, travelwise, but gas prices are the lowest they've been in years. gas is so cheap, some people are using it as gravy this year. [ laughter ] the price...
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jersey. >> jimmy: hey! jersey are you going to new jersey and root for the giants, right right? go see a football game >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you go outside much >> here and there. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's kind of cold >> jimmy: kind of cold you have to leave the house sometime >> rather be warm. >> jimmy: but you got here, right? how long have you been in our studio >> 30 seconds. >> jimmy: do you have anything like this at home? >> no. >> jimmy: are you sure >> no. >> jimmy: i think it will look good on you. do you want to try it on >> i'll try it on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i don't think there's a sleeve on that that one is blocking your hand, it's a candy cane. got a hook for a hand there. a little dangerous hold on. whoa, this looks really good [ cheers and applause oh, yeah yeah [ cheers and applause say, "hello. say "hi" to everybody. there you go stick around we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> the idea came from the original "charlie
jersey. >> jimmy: hey! jersey are you going to new jersey and root for the giants, right right? go see a football game >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you go outside much >> here and there. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's kind of cold >> jimmy: kind of cold you have to leave the house sometime >> rather be warm. >> jimmy: but you got here, right? how long have you been in our studio >> 30 seconds. >> jimmy: do you have anything like...
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jimmy! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what come on! that is amazing!dle of devices right here [ cheers and applause we will be right back with "thank you notes." come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ whistling "i'll be home for christmas" ] [ cheers and applause l in my ht during the subaru share the love event... ...it's just so rewarding. (woman) we believe in love. not just our customers... ...but also our community. (man) and the subaru share the love event is truly an example of that. (woman) over two hundred eighty-five million dollars donated is phenomenal. (retailer) it absolutely sets us apart... ...from all other car companies. (vo) right now, get a new subaru and subaru and our retailers will donate three hundred dollars to charity. get two point nine percent apr financing on a new 2024 outback during the 2023 subaru share the love event. ♪♪ ♪♪ acqua di gio. the new refillable parfum. giorgio armani at macy's. the fragrance destination. whoa! the new iphone 15. with that amazing camera. i wish my family had them. you're an actio
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jimmy: umbrella ♪ i ♪ >> jimmy: i!s ♪ >> jimmy: flowers! >> oh! >> jimmy: "buy myself flowers. >> yeah! [ dinging [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: love that. love miley great! that was great >> that was good >> jimmy: that was great that was great >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: all right, we're doing well, we're doing well we're getting better and better we're getting better and better >> yeah, all right, all right, wish me luck, you guys >> jimmy: come on, jimmy, don't mess this up here we go what [ light laughter ] four lines whew ♪ i love it when yo call me ♪ >> i love it when you call me senorita ♪ >> jimmy: yes! [ dinging [ cheers and applause >> yeah! >> jimmy: what that was the hardest one that was it. >> i don't know what - >> jimmy: how'd you do that? >> i think i just -- >> jimmy: how'd you do that? >> i don't know. i think i just - >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> -- love that song i don't know wow. >> jimmy: wow, that was fantastic. all right, this is the last one for 10 million points. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go, bud
jimmy: umbrella ♪ i ♪ >> jimmy: i!s ♪ >> jimmy: flowers! >> oh! >> jimmy: "buy myself flowers. >> yeah! [ dinging [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: love that. love miley great! that was great >> that was good >> jimmy: that was great that was great >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: all right, we're doing well, we're doing well we're getting better and better we're getting better and better >> yeah, all right, all right, wish me...
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so - >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what people dream of >> for teenagers like, yeah >> jimmything, and then we ended up talking about taylor swift at one point, and he said that she opened for him, you know -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- when she first started. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then he said that you came on the tour bus or something. >> i did i did. >> jimmy: you toured with him. >> i didn't tour with him. i wished i toured with him >> jimmy: but what - >> but i did spend some time on his tour bus, and i went to his concert. and she opened for him and she was -- it was her first album, she was just starting out. but she was this teenager performing in front of these massive stadiums and after every song, she'd be like, "oh, my gosh, i can't believe you like my music. and so - >> jimmy: what was she -- did she -- you talk to her backstage? >> yeah. and she was at every fan signing. and she just had that confidence and you knew she was going to be a mega star >> jimmy: aww, i love hearing that story we've had her on when she -- the beginning of her career, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy:
so - >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what people dream of >> for teenagers like, yeah >> jimmything, and then we ended up talking about taylor swift at one point, and he said that she opened for him, you know -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- when she first started. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then he said that you came on the tour bus or something. >> i did i did. >> jimmy: you toured with him. >> i didn't tour with him. i...
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wait >> jimmy: buddy -- >> don't let them fall >> jimmy: i know >> they're precious. >> jimmy: they'rea labor of love. >> jimmy: it's winning awards like crazy >> it's winning awards like crazy. honestly, i had acne forever and a day, and just struggled to find a routine that addressed my sensitive skin. and so, i made it. and i -- and it's for everyone with skin. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, there you go. if you've got skin - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: if you have skin, this is what you want to do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the outset and i did a little research on you, and i saw that you were always an entrepreneur, even as a child. you would have shows at your house, and charge your beautiful mother to watch your shows. >> oh, yeah. definitely i'd charge family members. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: what were the shows? >> oh, god, all different kinds of shows like, talent competitions. i did a science fair my sister and i used to do "beauty and the beast," but she would be belle and i would be all the townspeople. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you just say "hello," and "bonjour? >> no, it'
wait >> jimmy: buddy -- >> don't let them fall >> jimmy: i know >> they're precious. >> jimmy: they'rea labor of love. >> jimmy: it's winning awards like crazy >> it's winning awards like crazy. honestly, i had acne forever and a day, and just struggled to find a routine that addressed my sensitive skin. and so, i made it. and i -- and it's for everyone with skin. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, there you go. if you've got skin - [ cheers and applause...
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. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> it's very indoor/outdoor. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's fancy. >> jimmy: uh-huh>> it's not the diarrhea that you sent over when rory was prepping for his colonoscopy. >> jimmy: that's right, i feel i should mention -- >> i just remembered that. >> jimmy: i don't want to be presumptuous. just assume people know about our lives. but we dated for a long time. >> we dated for a couple of years a long time ago. >> jimmy: a lot more than a couple of years. >> whatever. seven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now kind of weirdly, rory, your boyfriend, your longtime boyfriend, who looks almost exactly like me, by the way -- [ laughter ] is sitting next to my wife there. >> who looks almost exactly like me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly like you, yeah. and rory and molly both work here. and so, you know, it's very -- there's a lot -- we have a lot of interconnection is what i'm saying. >> yes. >> jimmy: so anyway, rory is living in the house with you? >> yes, he's living in the house. >> jimmy: in the house. [ laughter ] i know it's indoor/outdoor. >> we have a lot of flies.
. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> it's very indoor/outdoor. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's fancy. >> jimmy: uh-huh>> it's not the diarrhea that you sent over when rory was prepping for his colonoscopy. >> jimmy: that's right, i feel i should mention -- >> i just remembered that. >> jimmy: i don't want to be presumptuous. just assume people know about our lives. but we dated for a long time. >> we dated for a couple of years a long time ago....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us as we wrap up another weird year. maybe you heard "time" magazine today named their person of the year for 2023, and that person is taylor swift. taylor swift beat out vladimir putin, the president of china, king charles, and to me that makes sense. those guys are terrible singers. really. [ laughter ] the editor-in-chief for "time" said, taylor swift is "the rare person who is both the writer and hero of her own story," and also, he said, we really wanted to sell some magazines this year. [ laughter ] they actually released a varieties of covers, three, i believe, which makes me wonder. if the nominees don't know who is going to be "person of the year," when did she shoot these, last night? [ laughter ] do you think they do this with all the nominees? like, are there a series of sexy photos of federal reserve chairman jerome powell on a computer somewhere? anyway, congratulations to taylor.
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us as we wrap up another weird year. maybe you heard "time" magazine today named their person of the year for 2023, and that person is taylor swift. taylor swift beat out vladimir putin, the president of china, king charles, and to me that makes sense. those guys are terrible singers....
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>> jimmy: yes!, try fast and free drive up. [ music: "love like this" by rosemarie ] try fast and always free drive up, at target. experience the art of high pressure brewed coffee and espresso with the l'or barista system. enjoy richer, bolder flavors complete with velvet smooth crema. now brewing peet's coffee. ♪ guitar chords playing ♪ hey what do you think of the new album cover? uhmm, i like it. no i think that could work. oh, i like... that. hmm, may i? please. oo, or we could try something like that. ahh it's good, right? it's somethin'. i think it needs to be this. you know what i me- yeah i like that. feels iconic. look mom, i found one. oh, yeah, you did. but we need an atm from our bank unless you want to spend a small fortune in fees. uh, no, thank you. banking with us means more fee-free atms than the two largest us banks combined. well, that would be convenient but there is no b-m-o here. ah, you can just call us bee-mo, and there is now. you know what else is convenient? mobile bankin
>> jimmy: yes!, try fast and free drive up. [ music: "love like this" by rosemarie ] try fast and always free drive up, at target. experience the art of high pressure brewed coffee and espresso with the l'or barista system. enjoy richer, bolder flavors complete with velvet smooth crema. now brewing peet's coffee. ♪ guitar chords playing ♪ hey what do you think of the new album cover? uhmm, i like it. no i think that could work. oh, i like... that. hmm, may i? please. oo, or...
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jimmy?> yes >> jimmy: oh, really >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's going down! come on, man >> yes >> one plus one is two i didn't think of that >> jimmy: unbelievable unbelievable my thanks to steve higgins - [ cheers and applause the aquamen, and jason momoa we're talking to jason right after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause >> hey >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ a tiny pinch of knorr chicken bouillon will save you more gas than driving downhill. because just one sip of this delectable silky chicken ramen noodle soup will put an end to your drive-through dinner rituals. it's time to bring out the cook in you and tell him to throw that glorious powder in that tasty silky combo of delightful carrots... (whispered): yummy ...luscious mushrooms, and a touch of bok choy. (whispered): good call. knorr taste combos. it's not fast food, but it's soooo good. ♪ ♪ (tony hawk) skating for over 45 years has taken a toll on my body. i take qunol turmeric bec
jimmy?> yes >> jimmy: oh, really >> yes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's going down! come on, man >> yes >> one plus one is two i didn't think of that >> jimmy: unbelievable unbelievable my thanks to steve higgins - [ cheers and applause the aquamen, and jason momoa we're talking to jason right after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause >> hey >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ a tiny pinch of knorr...
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>> guillermo: very excited, jimmy. >> jimmy: you love the dodgers. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: and you'reounding on your microphone. >> guillermo: sorry, sorry. so excited. >> jimmy: how has your hanukkah been so far? >> guillermo: it's going good. >> jimmy: it's going good? >> guillermo: yeah, it's going good. >> jimmy: in washington, president biden hosted the annual hanukkah party. they had to end the ceremony early, apparently biden mistook the menorah for a birthday cake and blew out all the candles. grandpa joe spoke about how hanukkah is a timeless story of miracles and that, even in dark times, we can find the light. you know he was thinking about getting up to pee eight times every singing night. meanwhile, hunter biden is in a latke trouble. federal prosecutors have charged hunter with nine crimes. including tax evasion, failure to file and pay taxes, and filing a false or fraudulent return. according to the special counsel, hunter "spent millions of dollars on an extravagant lifestyle rather than paying his tax bills." which he is like the son donald trump never had. he really
>> guillermo: very excited, jimmy. >> jimmy: you love the dodgers. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: and you'reounding on your microphone. >> guillermo: sorry, sorry. so excited. >> jimmy: how has your hanukkah been so far? >> guillermo: it's going good. >> jimmy: it's going good? >> guillermo: yeah, it's going good. >> jimmy: in washington, president biden hosted the annual hanukkah party. they had to end the ceremony early, apparently...
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> jimmy: yes! you so much. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you. what a show we have for you tonight. tom hiddleston and brie larson are my guests tonight. [ cheers and applause that's right that's right loki and captain marvel are here [ cheers and applause i've got to say, going to comic-con is fun, but it's even more fun when it comes to you. you know what i'm saying come on. [ cheers ] that's right loki is here tonight and speaking of the god of mischief, former president trump is in the news [ light laughter ] that's right trump's classified documents trial is coming up and i read that prosecutors may call for testimony from workers at mar-a-lago, including a a plumber, a maid, a chauffeur, and a woodworker [ light laughter ] so, clearly trump hid his documents in the toilet, the closet, the car, and eric and don jr.'s tree house [ laughter ] that's right a plumber, a maid, a chauffeur, and a woodworker coul
> jimmy: yes! you so much. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you. what a show we have for you tonight. tom hiddleston and brie larson are my guests tonight. [ cheers and applause that's right that's right loki and captain marvel are here [ cheers and applause i've got to say, going to comic-con is fun, but it's even more fun when it comes to you. you know what i'm saying come on. [ cheers ] that's...
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so it's- >> jimmy: the band kiss -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- under the mistletoe -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- at>> jimmy: wow! that is -- someone's getting kissed under the mistletoe fantastic. >> they don't even have to, just kiss. >> jimmy: anne hathaway, everybody! [ cheers and applause we're talking to anne after the break. stick around, everybody! >> yes - >> jimmy: that's fantastic [ cheers and applause ♪ >> there is no trick, just let it out, guys okay, ready? >> jimmy: primal scream, here we go. >> on three. one, two, three. >> jimmy: here's to a great 2024 [ screaming is it menopause or something else? the menopause journey has stages. learn about yours with clearblue menopause stage indicator... that tracks your fsh hormone levels... combining them with your cycle data. what's your menopause stage? why are we the only birds heading this way? [ screams ] we're trying to get to jamaica. stay close and... everything will be all right. i'm ok. i'm ok. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar winning actress. her latest movie "eileen" is in theaters now please welcome a
so it's- >> jimmy: the band kiss -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- under the mistletoe -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- at>> jimmy: wow! that is -- someone's getting kissed under the mistletoe fantastic. >> they don't even have to, just kiss. >> jimmy: anne hathaway, everybody! [ cheers and applause we're talking to anne after the break. stick around, everybody! >> yes - >> jimmy: that's fantastic [ cheers and applause ♪ >> there is no trick, just...
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. >> jimmy: what's that? >> a duck. >> jimmy: you want a duck? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a real duck?> yeah. that follows me to school. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. that would be fun. let me do a little magic. ♪ this is how i do magic. what do you see? >> a duck. >> jimmy: is this the kind of duck you're looking for? >> yes. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> good. >> jimmy: you like him? >> yeah. >> jimmy: anything you want to say to him? >> i love you, duck. >> jimmy: i think he's ready to follow you to school. do you want to talk to the duck? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, go ahead. >> hi, duck. >> jimmy: i think he likes you, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you want to see if he'll follow you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: walk around. see if he'll follow you. now, try the butt attack. what do think? what's he saying? >> good job. >> jimmy: he's saying good job. [ laughter ] all right. well, i mean, there he is. are you having second thoughts about this duck idea? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight from "killers of the flower moo
. >> jimmy: what's that? >> a duck. >> jimmy: you want a duck? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a real duck?> yeah. that follows me to school. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. that would be fun. let me do a little magic. ♪ this is how i do magic. what do you see? >> a duck. >> jimmy: is this the kind of duck you're looking for? >> yes. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> good. >> jimmy: you like him? >> yeah. >> jimmy:...
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>> jimmy: hey! we love long island. i love long island thank you for being here >> yeah, of course >> jimmy: now, it gets chilly in long island it gets chilly this time of year i see you like the color green -- >> i do. >> jimmy: -- looks great on you. >> thank you >> jimmy: are your eyes green? >> my eyes are green, yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is fantastic. >> it is >> jimmy: this is going to go - >> it all works out. >> jimmy: if you -- i want you to just look in this deer's eyes for a little bit. [ laughter ] i can feel something here, yeah >> i do. >> jimmy: do you have anything like this? >> no, i don't [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is your lucky day. would you like to try it on -- >> yes, i do - >> jimmy: here you go, bud, yeah >> -- very much. >> jimmy: go for it. here, i'll help you out. [ cheers and applause i think it's going to be perfect. ♪ that's good. >> thank you - >> jimmy: no, i'm happy you're -- this is fantastic. no one will have -- oh no one will have this. >> than
>> jimmy: hey! we love long island. i love long island thank you for being here >> yeah, of course >> jimmy: now, it gets chilly in long island it gets chilly this time of year i see you like the color green -- >> i do. >> jimmy: -- looks great on you. >> thank you >> jimmy: are your eyes green? >> my eyes are green, yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is fantastic. >> it is >> jimmy: this is going to go - >> it all...
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>> hello, jimmy! >> jimmy: we love you.> jimmy: i can't wait to talk about "what was i made for?" i don't even know why it's in the competition. it's song of the year. [ cheers and applause it is song of the year i'm calling it, right now. i'm calling it let me just talk about the song for one second it was number one for 14 weeks on the billboard charts. it streamed over 2 billion times. [ cheers and applause it's nominated -- billion. it's nominated for a critics choice award, a golden globe, five grammys including song of the year and record of the year not too shabby [ cheers and applause not too shabby, billie eilish! "what was i made for," i've got to say, i heard the song before i saw the movie, and i listened to it. first of all, hi, how are you? >> hi, jimmy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah i was like, "man, this song is heartbreaking. just beautiful i loved it so much and then i took my kids to go see "barbie. and i'm watching the movie i'm waiting for your song. and it wasn't in the movie i go, "huh, probably after th
>> hello, jimmy! >> jimmy: we love you.> jimmy: i can't wait to talk about "what was i made for?" i don't even know why it's in the competition. it's song of the year. [ cheers and applause it is song of the year i'm calling it, right now. i'm calling it let me just talk about the song for one second it was number one for 14 weeks on the billboard charts. it streamed over 2 billion times. [ cheers and applause it's nominated -- billion. it's nominated for a critics...
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. >> hey, jimmy.okay, sir, go for it ♪ >> i'd like to give a shoutout to fingerless gloves >> jimmy: woo! >> you know, 'cause sometimes, you know, you really just want your palm to be warm and you want your little finger tipples to be out in the breeze. [ laughter ] but sometimes you want the opposite of that, so i cut off all the fabric on all my gloves, and i saved that fabric and i make these, palmless gloves [ laughter ] fingerless >> jimmy: wow, that's -- >> palmless. >> jimmy: yeah >> hey, fellas, don't be jealous, ahh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's a good idea, sir. good job >> hey, jimmy, can i do a shoutout >> jimmy: oh yeah -- one of our cameraman, yeah, sure, paul, yeah, go for it. >> all right, shoutout to ski lifts, the daredevils of mountain transportation. you like adrenaline? how about we hang a park bench on a clothes hanger with no seatbelt [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> ski lifts, keeping it dangerous since 1935 see ya on the slopes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there you
. >> hey, jimmy.okay, sir, go for it ♪ >> i'd like to give a shoutout to fingerless gloves >> jimmy: woo! >> you know, 'cause sometimes, you know, you really just want your palm to be warm and you want your little finger tipples to be out in the breeze. [ laughter ] but sometimes you want the opposite of that, so i cut off all the fabric on all my gloves, and i saved that fabric and i make these, palmless gloves [ laughter ] fingerless >> jimmy: wow, that's --...
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. >> jimmy: you do.m. >> share them. >> jimmy: pedro pascal, angela bassett, morgan freeman who is like the michael jordan of narrating things and barack obama, who was the president at one time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a hell of a category right there. >> yeah, i read those names and it was basically like, well, another loss. [ laughter ] the obamas produced your movie. they're producers on your film. i think it's the first purely entertainment-based project that they've done. >> yeah, their first feature, yeah. >> jimmy: that's crazy. did you work with them -- did they really produce? >> they did. i know sam, sam had -- sam esmail, our director, wonderful director -- >> jimmy: he did "mr. robot." >> he spoke to president obama about the things that really resonated with him. >> jimmy: wow. >> in the book. and then -- i call him barack. barack will call me. [ laughter ] we'd run lines a bit. >> jimmy: you ran lines with the president, huh? >> he helped me get off books for the last third of the film.
. >> jimmy: you do.m. >> share them. >> jimmy: pedro pascal, angela bassett, morgan freeman who is like the michael jordan of narrating things and barack obama, who was the president at one time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a hell of a category right there. >> yeah, i read those names and it was basically like, well, another loss. [ laughter ] the obamas produced your movie. they're producers on your film. i think it's the first purely entertainment-based...
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>> jimmy: ray-ban.re having a good time to see if you remember you're having a good time >> and audio too >> jimmy: i think audio as well, yeah so yeah. whenever you feel like you're having fun, put 'em on >> okay. during the interview >> jimmy: during the interview, if you think the interview is going well, you throw them on, and record it. >> or having fun, yeah >> jimmy: you gotta hold and press that [ cheers and applause is it white? press it -- there you go >> there we go >> jimmy: now i can tell you're having fun >> how does it look? does it look okay? >> jimmy: it looks -- dude, you look great [ cheers and applause the whole thing kind of works. the whole outfit looks good. you look like you're going to like a - >> like an eagles revival. >> jimmy: yes, yes like a glenn -- "the heat is on" type of vibe you look fantastic, bud. i want to get into - >> yeah, let's do it i'm still having fun but i want to see you >> jimmy: take it off, yeah. if you're not having fun, take them right off, dude these
>> jimmy: ray-ban.re having a good time to see if you remember you're having a good time >> and audio too >> jimmy: i think audio as well, yeah so yeah. whenever you feel like you're having fun, put 'em on >> okay. during the interview >> jimmy: during the interview, if you think the interview is going well, you throw them on, and record it. >> or having fun, yeah >> jimmy: you gotta hold and press that [ cheers and applause is it white? press it --...
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>> yes. >> jimmy: and that is -- >> that's a bear. >> jimmy: that's a bear. >> a brown bear. >> jimmy say don't leave the food around? >> i know, i know, very irresponsible. >> jimmy: you know bears love kimchi. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think if i had kimchi, maybe no bear would come near. but -- yeah, yeah. i wasn't scared. >> jimmy: you weren't? why? >> no, because -- >> jimmy: because why? >> i mean, there's an insurance policy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: on you? >> my cousin. >> jimmy: on your cousin, oh. is it the same cousin? >> it's the same cousin that helped me with the self-tapes for six hours. >> jimmy: what's the insurance policy? >> i'm faster than he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see, right. you've got a buffer there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your cousin, what's his name again? >> his name's ben. >> jimmy: cousin ben would be bear lunch, yeah. well, cousin ben really hooked you up. >> he did. >> jimmy: do you thank him in these speeches that you give in these awards shows? >> i'm thanking him now. thank you, ben. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: would you like to -- maybe it's prem
>> yes. >> jimmy: and that is -- >> that's a bear. >> jimmy: that's a bear. >> a brown bear. >> jimmy say don't leave the food around? >> i know, i know, very irresponsible. >> jimmy: you know bears love kimchi. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think if i had kimchi, maybe no bear would come near. but -- yeah, yeah. i wasn't scared. >> jimmy: you weren't? why? >> no, because -- >> jimmy: because why? >> i mean, there's an...
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>> cheap trick >> jimmy: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not bad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kindwho i know from "mr. robot." >> "mr. robot. he created "mr. robot" and he and i did a tv show together called "homecoming." and i just think he is a a brilliant -- hold your applause he's a brilliant guy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not coming out. do not give him a standing ovation. no, no, no, don't give him a a standing ovation ♪ >> and he adapted this screenplay from a beautiful novel that was super scary >> jimmy: it was a giant book. >> yeah, and, um - and yeah, he called me up and said, "hey, i've got this book i want you to read." >> jimmy: it's good. it's a great movie it's creepy. it's an apocalyptic thriller "leave the world behind. and i don't want to give any spoilers because i don't want to give anything away. but i will bring up something. >> oh. >> jimmy: one of the things that happens is, you and your family are all a happy family. by the way, great cast >> great cast. >> jimmy: love ethan hawke >> yes >> jimmy: and so you and ethan hawke, you've got the family yo
>> cheap trick >> jimmy: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not bad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kindwho i know from "mr. robot." >> "mr. robot. he created "mr. robot" and he and i did a tv show together called "homecoming." and i just think he is a a brilliant -- hold your applause he's a brilliant guy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not coming out. do not give him a standing ovation. no, no, no, don't give him a a...
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>> there is. >> jimmy: yeah >> someday >> jimmy: yeah we don't know.d what sucks. >> jimmy: nothing by you will suck but i did -- >> i don't know about that >> jimmy: i did see this photo here's a picture of you and posty. is there a possibility that post malone will be on -- on the new album? >> well, we'll see i mean, he -- as you can tell, i have no say in that photo. i am - [ laughter ] i'm absolutely - i'm a hostage -- >> jimmy: you're along for the ride, yeah >> along for the ride is how it is with him. and yeah, we'll see what happens. we may - >> jimmy: did you go out with post >> yeah, we were out a a couple - i worked with him a couple of nights to tell you how he rolls. and you know you've done this, too. >> jimmy: i did it once. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can't do it twice. >> i did it twice. and i'll probably never -- [ laughter ] i'm hoping whatever we do in the future, we have to have some set rules [ laughter ] he -- like literally, he called me at -- well, i was there all night one night. and the other night i went home a little earlier and
>> there is. >> jimmy: yeah >> someday >> jimmy: yeah we don't know.d what sucks. >> jimmy: nothing by you will suck but i did -- >> i don't know about that >> jimmy: i did see this photo here's a picture of you and posty. is there a possibility that post malone will be on -- on the new album? >> well, we'll see i mean, he -- as you can tell, i have no say in that photo. i am - [ laughter ] i'm absolutely - i'm a hostage -- >> jimmy: you're...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you.'m jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on -- i don't know if you know it, but it's "golden bachelor" night here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] the season finale of "how grampa got his groove back." [ laughter ] after a long and emotional journey, bachelor gary or gerry or jerry or whatever the hell his name is, finally sharing the name of the woman he will share his reverse mortgage with. he finally found the centrum silver. [ laughter ] >> is she the right girl? i came to the realization that -- you're not the right person for me to live with. >> oh. you're the person that i can't live without. >> oh my god, oh my god. >> jimmy: hold on a minute. [ laughter ] i met this guy, gerry, seemed like a nice, normal man. but anyone who can do that? anyone who can ryan seacrest a moment like that, like the one where you tell the woman that you love her is a psychopath, okay? [ laughter ] how could you ever trust that person again? he looked right in her eyes
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you.'m jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on -- i don't know if you know it, but it's "golden bachelor" night here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] the season finale of "how grampa got his groove back." [ laughter ] after a long and emotional journey, bachelor gary or gerry or jerry or whatever the hell his name is, finally sharing the name of the woman he will...
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>> jimmy: john stamos. >> jimmy >> jimmy: you are the best we have a lot to talk about. it is out.ings >> jimmy: we can talk about so - first of all, happy belated birthday >> thank you >> jimmy: how old? >> 42. >> jimmy: wow. unbelievable congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> i turned 60 >> jimmy: you turned 60 years old? that doesn't make sense to me. >> me either [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: it doesn't make sense to you, no >> it's good >> jimmy: i got to say, this book, by the way, congratulations on the reviews that're coming in. you're getting a lot of praise because you're very honest about things - your sobriety, your divorce. it's gotta be pretty tough to write a memoir in some ways. >> i didn't -- i didn't -- i never thought i'd write a book it was the last thing on my mind and, you know, they just kept asking and i was a father at 55, and then, you know, bob saget died and so, i thought maybe i do have something to say. so, i started writing it, and as i was writing it, i discovered my story. i decided to write the two hardest chapters the first chapter was terribl
>> jimmy: john stamos. >> jimmy >> jimmy: you are the best we have a lot to talk about. it is out.ings >> jimmy: we can talk about so - first of all, happy belated birthday >> thank you >> jimmy: how old? >> 42. >> jimmy: wow. unbelievable congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> i turned 60 >> jimmy: you turned 60 years old? that doesn't make sense to me. >> me either [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: it doesn't make sense...
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jimmy: "starring" - >> "jimmy fallon." >> jimmy: "jimmy fallon," yeah when i'm on your show -- [ cheerslk about you and i want to -- this is -- you have some really fun -- you did a dream come true. this is a dream come true. >> what? >> jimmy: because we're going to talk about this >> what? >> jimmy: i'll tell what you happened dream came true. you played a dead body on "law & order." >> oh, don't do this don't go - >> jimmy: on "law & order. on "law & order: svu." this is a dream come true. you pulled it off. you made it happen i have a picture do you want to see elvis duran [ cheers ] >> i'm dead. >> jimmy: this is pretty creepy >> it is creepy. it's me dead >> jimmy: you and mariska hargitay look at this you did it, buddy. wow. fantastic. [ cheers and applause >> you know, so stupid it was always a dream of mine to be dead on this show. >> jimmy: it's a dream of a lot of people. >> so i had a rule i said, "you got to bring the blanket above the nipples. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't want -- >> i had a nipple clause >> jimmy: yeah, you didn't want any -- >> can you say "nip
jimmy: "starring" - >> "jimmy fallon." >> jimmy: "jimmy fallon," yeah when i'm on your show -- [ cheerslk about you and i want to -- this is -- you have some really fun -- you did a dream come true. this is a dream come true. >> what? >> jimmy: because we're going to talk about this >> what? >> jimmy: i'll tell what you happened dream came true. you played a dead body on "law & order." >> oh, don't do this...
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pretty good, jimmy. >> jimmy: everybody loves you.ing -- i'll tell you a little story a little later about watching the movie with my family, but your whole family is in your movie. >> you're, by the way -- the message that you sent me, your family watching, was the greatest. we watched your daughters watch olivia rodrigo, and man, that was genuine happiness. >> jimmy: it's so crazy, because i remember seeing you on remote control and thinking this guy is really funny. and now my kids who are 9 and 6 years old are fans of yours. you've been around a very long time. >> i got old. >> jimmy: yep. you did. [ laughter ] >> no, no, i can't believe -- my life's been all right, your life's been all right, too. we did good, buddy. >> jimmy: things are going well. we're very fortunate for sure. you got your whole family in this movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: your wife, two daughters. sonny, sadie. your wife jackie. everybody's in it. >> yes. >> jimmy: they were in the last movie, too. we loved that too and watched it as family. >> thank you. they are
pretty good, jimmy. >> jimmy: everybody loves you.ing -- i'll tell you a little story a little later about watching the movie with my family, but your whole family is in your movie. >> you're, by the way -- the message that you sent me, your family watching, was the greatest. we watched your daughters watch olivia rodrigo, and man, that was genuine happiness. >> jimmy: it's so crazy, because i remember seeing you on remote control and thinking this guy is really funny. and now...
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>> jimmy: it is crazy. >> same dudes. >> jimmy: same guys. >> more or less. >> jimmy: what, around 30t's amazing. we're together and we somehow still like each other. ish. >> jimmy: you have ups and downs, right? >> as any band would. >> jimmy: you guys have an ongoing -- i don't know if i want to call it an argument or debate or what it was. about whether double pane glass would protect you from a velociraptor? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes. >> we like to tackle the important issues. >> jimmy: and what side of that double pane glass were you on? >> that was like in maybe the '90s we had that argument. we argue a lot. that one i think i was on the side of like it's a velociraptor. there was no double pane glass when there were velociraptors. so how are we ever going to really know if that's possible unless we can clone dinosaurs? it's a whole other debate. >> jimmy: well, here's how i would approach it scientifically. >> how would you approach it? >> jimmy: i would first of all i think velociraptors are up to your knee or something like that? they're pretty small. i get my scientific knowled
>> jimmy: it is crazy. >> same dudes. >> jimmy: same guys. >> more or less. >> jimmy: what, around 30t's amazing. we're together and we somehow still like each other. ish. >> jimmy: you have ups and downs, right? >> as any band would. >> jimmy: you guys have an ongoing -- i don't know if i want to call it an argument or debate or what it was. about whether double pane glass would protect you from a velociraptor? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes....
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>> jimmy: yeah.or something like that going on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is -- which one's the real family, which one's you guys? [ laughter ] it's hard to tell. you guys are in particular, that's how we know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play kevin von erich, a surviving member of the family. has he seen the movie? >> he has. >> jimmy: what did he think of the movie? >> dude, he loved it. >> jimmy: he loved it? >> he loved it, which meant just everything to me, man. >> jimmy: i bet. were you watching him while he watched the movie? [ laughter ] >> no, that would have been weird. it was awkward enough just knowing he was in the room. but yeah, naturally when you're playing somebody real it's like, that's the first thing you think of. what are they going to think of this? >> jimmy: yeah. sometimes you don't care because that person is a villain or is eating people or something like that. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. or ted bundy or something like that. >> jimmy: yeah, right yeah. [ laughter ] >> when we
>> jimmy: yeah.or something like that going on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is -- which one's the real family, which one's you guys? [ laughter ] it's hard to tell. you guys are in particular, that's how we know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play kevin von erich, a surviving member of the family. has he seen the movie? >> he has. >> jimmy: what did he think of the movie? >> dude, he loved it. >> jimmy: he loved it? >> he loved it, which...
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jimmy, jimmy is the world to me.fight i got into the first day here on the training table and got in a fight, and jimmy didn't send me home. i've always loved jimmy. i thought he was going to send me right back to the ghetto that day, and he didn't. and because he didn't, i got millions of dollars. >> jimmy: now, michael, what i'm wondering given your experience with this, what would you say to hall & oates right now? what would michael irvin say to daryl hall and john oates? go ahead. they're probably going to watch this. >> well, listen, let me tell you something. i would tell them that friendship is unique and important, you know. you cannot allow anything, anything to come between great friendship. i don't know what else to tell them. >> jimmy: i think that's a pretty good -- >> i don't know what else to tell them. >> jimmy: michael irvin, his app is called stunt. you can download it now. thank you, michael. we'll be right back with jimmy fallon and meghan trainor. ♪ how are you doing between practices? i feel pr
jimmy, jimmy is the world to me.fight i got into the first day here on the training table and got in a fight, and jimmy didn't send me home. i've always loved jimmy. i thought he was going to send me right back to the ghetto that day, and he didn't. and because he didn't, i got millions of dollars. >> jimmy: now, michael, what i'm wondering given your experience with this, what would you say to hall & oates right now? what would michael irvin say to daryl hall and john oates? go...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here at our home on hollywood boulevard. this is the time of the year when lists are made, accolades are handed out when we say, this is the top this, this is the top that. tomorrow, "time" magazine will name a person of the year, a distinction that dates all the way back to 1927. the first person of the year, which back then it was called "man of the year," was charles lindbergh, who, i think sailed over on either the nina, the pinta or the santa maria. [ laughter ] something like that. it's a big deal, and the person of the year isn't necessarily even a person, it can be a movement, it can be a thing. but "time's" "whatever of the year" doesn't have quite the same ring to it. they go with "person." they put out a list of the top finalists. i really hope, for their sake, they make the right choice, because, if they don't, "time" headquarters is about to get stormed by an angry group of swiftie
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here at our home on hollywood boulevard. this is the time of the year when lists are made, accolades are handed out when we say, this is the top this, this is the top that. tomorrow, "time" magazine will name a person of the year, a distinction that dates all the way back to 1927. the first...
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oh, jimmy kimmel, yeah. >> jimmy: the whole time?hampion up in the corner. >> i didn't bring my coconut oil. >> jimmy: how are you? everything good? >> everything is fine. >> jimmy: you worked with eddie murphy in "coming to america." the sequel, too, "coming 2 america." you were very young. for me having him here, it's a giant thing. did you feel like that? or were you aware of his -- >> of course. i was, like, so nervous. >> jimmy: oh, you were. >> i already love the first one. so like when i heard about them having auditions, i jumped on it right away. i wanted to be part of it. when i got on set it was almost like he was gliding. i was just like -- i was so nervous. >> jimmy: did you interact with him? was it like -- did you guys hang out? >> yeah, he made one new york joke. after he made a new york joke, i was in there. [ laughter ] then we started talking [ bleep ] to each other, that got fun, that got fun. once new yorkers get up, it's a whole other conversation. >> jimmy: i gotcha, all right, great. you were at the met gala,
oh, jimmy kimmel, yeah. >> jimmy: the whole time?hampion up in the corner. >> i didn't bring my coconut oil. >> jimmy: how are you? everything good? >> everything is fine. >> jimmy: you worked with eddie murphy in "coming to america." the sequel, too, "coming 2 america." you were very young. for me having him here, it's a giant thing. did you feel like that? or were you aware of his -- >> of course. i was, like, so nervous. >> jimmy:...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thanks. thanks. hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our headquarters in hollywood. please relax. it's -- did you know it's thanksgiving next week? you knew this, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course. >> jimmy: you didn't tell me? >> guillermo: i did, i think i did. >> jimmy: i was sitting in my office. they say next week could be the busiest thanksgiving travel week ever. more than 30 million americans are expected to travel by plane over the holidays, and every one of them is in your boarding group. [ laughter ] and if the government shuts down next week, thousands of tsa employees and air traffic controllers will be forced to work without pay. just the people you want disgruntled, the ones telling the guys which way to point your plane. the house passed a deal this afternoon, but the maga crowd is now mad at their new hero, speaker mike johnson, for compromising with democrats to get it done. what a mess this house of representatives is. not onl
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thanks. thanks. hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our headquarters in hollywood. please relax. it's -- did you know it's thanksgiving next week? you knew this, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course. >> jimmy: you didn't tell me? >> guillermo: i did, i think i did. >> jimmy: i was sitting in my office. they say next week could be the...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you. welcome.hanks, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us from our headquarters in hollywood where the awards and nominations are rolling in. the gold and critics' choice nominations came out this week. and all the non-show business awards and lists are popping up too. including, the word of the year. they do word of the year. dictionary.com reveals this each year. the word of 2023 is "hallucinate." which is strange. i don't think i've used that word more than any other year. but apparently besides the usual definition, which is, "what kanye west does all day" -- [ laughter ] it is also used to describe -- _inaccurate and often outlandish outputs that chatbots attempt to present as fact." for instance, if you were to ask chatgpt who jimmy kimmel is and it says anything other than sexiest man alive, that's hallucinating. [ cheers and applause ] right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know it's been a weird year when even
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you. welcome.hanks, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us from our headquarters in hollywood where the awards and nominations are rolling in. the gold and critics' choice nominations came out this week. and all the non-show business awards and lists are popping up too. including, the word of the year. they do word of the year. dictionary.com reveals this...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for barreling through raging freeway infernos to be here. i know, it happens to be my birthday today, thank you. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] 73 years old. 73 years old. everybody says, i hope you have the best birthday ever. i will tell you, with certainty, it has not been the best birthday ever. it started off rough. i got on the scale this morning. i have one of those digital scales that connects to your phone and that way, you can keep a record of your weight -- for future generations, i guess, for my grandchildren. [ laughter ] and this scale, it's like an 80 dollar scale that, every time you get on it, it tells you how much weight you either gained or lost since the last time you got on it. so i get on it this morning, and the first display is a little graphic that says "happy birthday." [ laughter ] which is a weird thing, coming from an appliance. you're standing on naked. [ laughter ] and then after happy b
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for barreling through raging freeway infernos to be here. i know, it happens to be my birthday today, thank you. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] 73 years old. 73 years old. everybody says, i hope you have the best birthday ever. i will tell you, with certainty, it has not been the best birthday ever. it started off rough. i...
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and now, jimmy kimmel ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we are like exactly three weeks from christmas today. four nights into the elf on the shelf if you're the parent of young kids. last night once again, we got into bed, we just start drifting off to sleep and my wife goes oh, we forgot to move the elf. downstairs i went to find a new shelf for the evitable, which i'm not sure our kids even buy anymore. my son billy is 6, and the other night he muttered something about it being us moving the elf. why do you think it's me and mom that move it. without even looking up, he said, "because it is." and yet still i'm running downstairs in my underwear at midnight to move that thing. it's very easy to forget the elf. so as a reminder and as a service to all the moms and dads out there who are doing this, here is an idea for your elf tonight. it's almost midnight. hopefully the kids are asleep. go get the elf, put him in the medicine cabinet and let him g
and now, jimmy kimmel ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we are like exactly three weeks from christmas today. four nights into the elf on the shelf if you're the parent of young kids. last night once again, we got into bed, we just start drifting off to sleep and my wife goes oh, we forgot to move the elf. downstairs i went to find a new shelf for the evitable,...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone.ell. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on -- i don't know if you know this -- [ cheers and applause ] we are a long way from nashville, tennessee, but this is country music's biggest night, the cma awards were held earlier tonight here on abc. luke bryan and peyton manning were back as hosts for the second year in a row. luke, as usual, was funny and charming. peyton threw for three touchdowns, 207 yards. [ laughter ] it was great. best quarterback rating ever for an awards show. so congratulations. [ laughter ] there they are. looking like the office bros trying to convince you to go to happy hour at ruby tuesday's on a wednesday night. [ laughter ] here they are being honored with the j.d. power award for best full and midsize regional sales team at greenway kia. [ laughter ] everyone was there. all the cma-listers. even paula abdul was there. world-renowned country music superstar paula abdul -- [ laughter ] presented the a
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone.ell. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on -- i don't know if you know this -- [ cheers and applause ] we are a long way from nashville, tennessee, but this is country music's biggest night, the cma awards were held earlier tonight here on abc. luke bryan and peyton manning were back as hosts for the second year in a row. luke, as...
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jimmy, your reaction? already full from eating on the private jet, pick and choose your spots. every time u.n. gives us advice, i wish i had a button who asked you. nobody cares. this is like serving alcohol at an intervention, complete opposite of everything you are supposed to be doing and the climate thing is a fraud. he is flying on private jet laughing and listening to beatles, while you eat beatles, that is all a fraud. all of it. >> pete: judge, the lab-grown meat causes more emissions and is less healthy for you. >> judge jeanine: you use more energy to make the lab meat, which i wouldn't eat, i don't know what it is. we saw hypocrisy during covid, other than you, harold, they are addicted to totalitarian mindset. rules for thee, not for me. it is not about hypocrisy, it is about class, we're elite and you're not. you eat that, you don't eat that. if they cared about climate emissions, they would go after china, india, leave me alone with my gas stove, no one is taking my gas stove from me. >> pete
jimmy, your reaction? already full from eating on the private jet, pick and choose your spots. every time u.n. gives us advice, i wish i had a button who asked you. nobody cares. this is like serving alcohol at an intervention, complete opposite of everything you are supposed to be doing and the climate thing is a fraud. he is flying on private jet laughing and listening to beatles, while you eat beatles, that is all a fraud. all of it. >> pete: judge, the lab-grown meat causes more...
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running, campaigning for jimmy. they had our big, um, mental health facility hospital and they'd been a big exposÉ and the, and the mental health systems act had been passed in 19. this was, yeah, 63 and this was 1966 when jimmy first ran for governor, got beat that time. but we got in late because i live in democratic candidate had a heart attack. but um. they were moving people out of the hospital because like 12,000 people where they had room for 3000. it was awful. it was happening all over the country and they're moving them out before they had any facilities for no services in the communities. and everybody started talking to me about what would your husband do if he's elected governor of georgia? um, i just learned so much about what was going on, and i after we lost the election, i worked for years to learn a little bit about mental health. and then the first month in office, they appointed the governor's commission to improve services to the mentally and emotionally handicapped. so and so when he told me ab
running, campaigning for jimmy. they had our big, um, mental health facility hospital and they'd been a big exposÉ and the, and the mental health systems act had been passed in 19. this was, yeah, 63 and this was 1966 when jimmy first ran for governor, got beat that time. but we got in late because i live in democratic candidate had a heart attack. but um. they were moving people out of the hospital because like 12,000 people where they had room for 3000. it was awful. it was happening all...
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jimmy and that is when jimmy and gerald ford began talking and saw they thought similarly.i start working with betty and we develop the really wonderful relationship. there are several first lady stillar living. is there a sorority of first ladies? next i had a good relationship with betty ford and lady bird. as long as she was alive. but that is about it. there has never been -- we see each other at events and elaborate dedications but there has never n been a closeness tht i had. >> first lady had a weekly luncheon with your husband. what was the purpose of tt? >> i had eightht luncheon there relways things i wanted to ask him. some of it was about the familym and things going on back home. but we also talked about issues. i would say it was more a family familyand personal things going. but it gave us time to do that. after we were there until about august jimmy state at the oval office a good bit in the daytime. he did not go back a much at nights. started calling about 4:30 in the afternoon my office was in the east wing and said always been in the white house to but i
jimmy and that is when jimmy and gerald ford began talking and saw they thought similarly.i start working with betty and we develop the really wonderful relationship. there are several first lady stillar living. is there a sorority of first ladies? next i had a good relationship with betty ford and lady bird. as long as she was alive. but that is about it. there has never been -- we see each other at events and elaborate dedications but there has never n been a closeness tht i had. >>...