." >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, jess latarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." president biden's migrant mess is somehow getting worse after a standoff in new york city. dozens of adult male migrants are camped outside the three-star holtz that once housed them, refusing to give up their luxury taxpayer-funded rooms after the city tried to ship them off to a newly-constructed shelter. joe biden could have seen this for himself. the big guy was in the big apple today. but no, he was too busy patting himself on the back, raising money with his rich friends. local officials are fuming over the situation. they say lefty activities are stoking unrest by filling the migrants' heads with nonsense about the new shelter. >> for all men, it's only four bathrooms. if one gets sick, everyone gets sick. it's very ugly. the beds are horrible. they're a piece of fabric, like a military bed. >> jesse: mayor eric adams has had enough. he went to the new facility to show it's really not that bad. >> doesn't matter if it's el

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: i don't think you need to lose anything. i think you look great. >> bret: thanks, buddy. ♪ jess borrowing money has its risks if you ask for too much people think you have probably gone too broke. if you take too long to pay it all back, you will be lucky if anybody ever lends you a dime again. if you borrow money from the wrong people you could get whacked. >> you were like a brother to me. >> i got to sit down i feel like i can't stand. is that okay, tony? can i sit? [gunfire] is. >> jesse: no one ever wants to meet a mobster. some people would feel safer in prison than out on the street people like bernie madoff no relation to. lost $65 billion of other people's money in a ponzi scheme. it wasn't just joe schmo's money that bernie stole. a new netflix documentary says bernie madoff was taking millions of dollars in from criminals. federal reserve drug cartels tr. and when they all came knocking on bernie's door to have it back, he didn't have it. instead of paying up, the document

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. jesse? >> jesse: did you play any golf when you went down to interview nikki? >> bret: i'm not going to deny that. [laughter] >> jesse: i have a throat learn from you, bret. [laughter] >> jesse: oh, man, we need to talk. >> bret: see you. >> jesse: have a good one. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: you know the annoying guy at work, lazy, sloppy, talks to you in the bathroom? but you have to put up with him. >> hold on, hold on. judge is in session. what is the problem here. >> you put my stuff in jell-o again. [laughter] [phone ringing] >> that's real professional. >> jesse: no one ever wants to make a big rut can you say in r. let things slide. >> i never formally congratulated you on your promotion. i would like to say congratulations. >> insert listening device into the body of the mallard. can observe jim, trap jim and destroy jim just like in the bavarian fairy tale only this time the mallard skins the toad alive. >> jesse: media let biden get away too much for too long. ignored gas price, crime and the border. th

jesse and did i 100.an geraldo will probably do a thousand. >> judge jeanine: jean. >> jesse: take your money. >> jessica: bet my money.er >> jesset arrested. and the amount of fraternity i from a --paternity will surpris. >> jessica: it's paid family leave. >> jesse: they don't call it paternity leave? >> jessica: we don't have to gender anything, don't we? >> dana: oh, don't we? >> jesse: there goes my? resolution. >> tyrus: celtics will win the nba championship very excited about that elon musk will buy disney. >> judge jeanine: wow. >> tyrus: clean that place up. i believ ce he canan he will but under a scootch of 25 billion because of all the taxes they owe since desantis took awaye de their state status. that will happen.st unfortunately crime is goingat continue to escalate and the power outages are going to be eventually connected to the crimes. criminals are getting clever. >> jessica: that disney buy is really crazy one. >>gett sometimes you got to go g >> judge jeanine: bob iger is doing the dumb thing. i thought they were going tothey stay in their lane and not done th, e cultural stuff he already veered off it. we wi

jesse? >> jesse: pacifiers. >> harold: they get under there and they never come out. is that for jesse? >> harold: don't say politics. >> katie: minds boring, maybe dog hair because the rumba can fit under there. >> greg: that's funny if they find like dead room buzz dead room buzz choking on the hair ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ . . family is just very important. she's my sister and we depend on each other a lot. she's the rock of the family. she's the person who holds everything together. it's a battle, you know. i'm going to be there. keytruda and chemotherapy meant treating my cancer with two different types of medicine. in a clinical trial, keytruda and chemotherapy was proven to help people live longer than chemotherapy alone. keytruda is used to treat more patients with advanced lung cancer than any other immunotherapy. keytruda may be used with certain chemotherapies as your first treatment if you have advanced nonsquamous non-small cell lung cancer and you do not have an abnormal “egfr” or “alk” gene. keytruda helps your immune system fight cancer, but can also cause your immune system to attack h

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hi, jesse. >> jesse: you are covering it tonight? >> bret: i am. friday night. >> jesse: i was about to tell you to go have a drink. >> bret: what are you going to do? >> jesse: i'm going to watch you now. >> bret: okay. good. he. >> jesse: see you later. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we all have neighbors. you love them or hate them. there's no way of getting around them. if you live next door to someone who bakes stuff, well, you are a lucky guy and probably doing much better than the guy whose neighbors are always throwing ragers. >> if you can punch through this wall, you really are flash gordon. >> are you going to do it. >> i'm going to punch through it. >> all right, sam. do it. [. >> oh my god. >> yes, yes. did he it. >> what the hell is your problem? you breakthrough my wall. >> right now, this country has a crazy neighbor problem. we're not talking about canada. although there is something funky going won trudeau. we are talking about our southern neighbors, mexico, who are in the middle of a hot war. yesterday, mexican of

we'll be right back. >> judge jeanine: that's it, jesse. >> jesse: are you flexible? >> judge jeanine: why? >> jesseme? yes. >> jesse: this woman shannon jones furthest world record arrow shoot using her feet. training her entire life break the record and hard work paid off. australian archer destroyed the previous 12 meters hit the bulls eye from 60 feet away. >> greg: this is going to come in handy. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" exclusive photos of hunter who are those people in the corvette. >> dana: amazing service could be the trick to bringing down grocery bill or egg bill. called rent a chicken. and it literally what it sounds like. farms all over the country supply everything you need 2 to 4 eggs laying hens up to six months. drop off a portable chicken coup. food and water dishes. all the food you need to get started jesse. sounds like a great idea for you guys. >> jesse: do cows, too? >> dana: google whether chicken coups are permitted in your county first. >> all under the age of # 0. new quarterbacks come in. i feel bad for my boy brady and rogers. time for a new era to come in. jo

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, trace. thanks. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: you can't hide from your problems forever. eventually they're going to camp up with you. like when i tell my twins to clean up their room and they shove everything in the closet? it doesn't work. the longer you leave it, the worse it gets. ronald reagan knew that better than anybody. in the 70s and 80's parts of new york looked like a third world country. bombed out version of what we know today. when reagan was running for president, he went straight into the worst part of town to demonstrate his concern the nominee traveled to the south blonks blythe has left dozens city blocks a waste land. shouting match with residents many of whom demanded jobs reagan replied i can't do a damn thing for you if i don't get elected. >> are there more jobs coming through the bronx. >> i am going to dry as far as i can all i can tell you is i'm going to try to bring that about and not with the kind of a promise that carter made. >> jesse: they weren't happy to see reagan and most

jesse: never mind. did you talk to god -- >> jesse: the smells were bad. did you ask god if he's a fan of jesse said he was. >> i'm going to believe that. >> jesse: do you still talk to god, charlotte? >> i talk to god. i see angels, speak to angels. it's amazing. we think human nature that god is the almighty. god is everything. >> jesse: all right. i'm glad you're back. i'm glad you exclusively decided to share your experience with heaven here on "jesse waters prime time." tell god i said hello and i'll see him one of these day. johnny found something very surprising. in my office. while he was moving. that could get me in a lot of trouble and we'll have that for you tomorrow. now is time for texts. todd, california, jesse, i've been in the citrus industry for 30 years. the difference is clementines are smaller and sweeter. i don't know if that helps. i know a clementine is in the orange family. is it technically an orange? alex from rochester. it's less like open table for illegals and venmo for coyotes. you got that right. as lori says, venmo is the way to do this. sharon from nebraska. wou

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> bret >> jesse: the that's nice the kid can come watch the eagles in the super bowl. >> bret: we'll see. >> jesse: we will. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have had all to do the pesky job of cleaning something out before. you know, the place you stuff all your junk into like your aattic orgarage sometimes surpr. >> i rented out half that space to -- [laughter] [coughing] mail bags? he is storing mail in here? >> evidently. >> jesse: joe biden's aides have been doing a little early spring cleaning for the big guy. it feels like everywhere they look they find something new that surprises joe. or as joe's lawyers put it, they keep finding highly classified documents that were inadvertently misplaced. first they found docs in the closet at the u penn center. storming with thousands of people a day. in fact, i was there in 2018 on the roof hosting "the five." today they find more documents and just as predicted yesterday, they found them in delaware. right in joe's personal library, a library without any books. but jo

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, trace. thank you. ♪ >> jesse: have you ever been caught hiding something, report card from your parents? stain the rug, maybe just drag the chair right over it? now, we all know someone who has tried to hide something at work. >> dwight, i keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. i saved jim's life with a can of pepper spray i had velcroed under my desk. people say oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace. >> and hiding classified documents is the worst thing you can do. joe biden told us that himself. >> how anyone could be that irresponsible. and i thought what data was in there that may compromise sources and methods? it's just totally irresponsible. >> jesse: like a babylon bee headline joe biden is under investigation for hiding highly classified documents in a closet for the last six years. biden was stuffing classified, top secret documents at the penn biden center right in the middle of washington, d.c. right next door to steakhouse and shor

jesse: where can i find a mop? >> jesse: don't go chasing water falls, especially reverse water falls. look at this reverse water fall. have you ever seen a reverse water fall? >> dana: what's going on. >> jessica: is it real? >> jesse bryce canyon? >> jesse: this is very rare. "jesse watters primetime" was hunter biden an intelligence asset? was hunter biden working for the cia? bet you never thought about that one before, did you? >> jessica: never did. do they hire people like hunter? okay. i didn't know that men loved diamonds as much as women do. but, apparently some do. rapper polo g showcased his new diamond chain on instagram which doubles as a functioning iphone case. just a pendant of the iphone contains 500 grams of 14-carat white gold and 90 karates of diamonds. the piece into the 6 figures. would any of you wear this? >> jesse: you would, judge. >> judge jeanine: now would be robbed in two seconds in new york. >> dana: private security though because all the democrats want to defund the police. >> judge jeanine: that's right. the democrats do that and it's just not right, is it jessica? just not right. >> dana: not right. >> jessica: we're the worst. >> brian: coming up one nation on saturday tim scott

i hope that turns out well. >> jesse: that's the greatest one more thing. >> greg: put him to work. the slow squirrel to work. >> dana: all right, jesse. >> jesse: i don't know. check your numbers. asked if i would be sharing the winning with this table i said no. henry bought the ticket. johnny handed it to me. >> harold: three ways you have to split with knows guys. >> judge jeanine: chain of custody. if i don't show up tomorrow in the bahamas, i won. "primetime" we investigate the biden center and we dig deep. >> all right. harold. >> a little lighter note, 10-year-old kellum a detroit maine diehard patriot's fan. also a cancer survivor. and he got the surprise of his life in robert kraft owner of the patriots gave him tickets to the super bowl in arizona. check this out e caught the team's te'o tension with his skill and personality at a wheel chafe hosted by the patriot in november. he was delivered the news by the owner himself robert kraft, a video that the school played in front of his friends and family and this kid could not have been more excited. i love stories like this. kids who work hard, who love something. passionate about it a

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. busy day, jesse. >> jesse: very busy for you. especially. thanks a lot. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ success jess you know those people who think you owe them everything. they do a solid one time and they will just start inviting themselves out for dinner? >> i can't believe you're giving him this. >> i didn't want anything for it. [applause] >> very generous, isn't he? >> yes, yes. he is. i will tell you what, you can take me out to dinner some time. [laughter] >> dinner? >> yeah, you buy me a meal. you can't get a better deal than that. >> never get a better deal than that. >> think you are finally even, they come back asking for more. >> do you know what i think? i'm just going to have soup. yeah, i will save the meal for another time. [laughter] i had a lot dog earlier i'm not that hungry. >> no, no. this is the dinner. the soup counts. >> soup's not a meal. you're supposed to buy me a meal. >> jesse: and if you steal 70 million in crypto from criminals and funnel it to the democrats, you expect a little something, you know, in retur

gotten away with. >> jesse: that's great point. >> tens of millions of dollars for herself. >> jesse: that is a great point. tulsi gabbard, thanks so much as always. >> thanks, jesseesse: coming up, the truth about diversity training. and we're still waiting for the paul pelosi body cam footage which could be released at any moment. ♪ hey guys, detect this: living with hiv, i learned that i can stay undetectable with fewer medicines. that's why i switched to dovato. dovato is for some adults who are starting hiv-1 treatment or replacing their current hiv-1 regimen. detect this: no other complete hiv pill uses fewer medicines to help keep you undetectable than dovato. detect this: most hiv pills contain 3 or 4 medicines. dovato is as effective with just 2. research shows people who take hiv treatment as prescribed and get to and stay undetectable can no longer transmit hiv through sex. don't take dovato if you're allergic to its ingredients, or if you take dofetilide. taking dovato with dofetilide can cause serious or life-threatening side effects. hepatitis b can become harder to treat while on dovato. don't stop dovato without talking to your doctor, as your hepa

jesse wattersprimetims win. >> jesse: even happier after they win the super bowl. thanks, bret. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse one point or another we have all had to move on from something. maybe it's a bad girlfriend. yes, mom was right when she told you could do better. maybe it's a bad hairstyle. you thought you were the coolest kid in school until you realized you had a mop top. or maybe you just have a hoarding problem. >> this newspaper is from november 1986. >> oh the first rang guidelines of iran contra don't throw that out. >> your house is like a crazy person's garage. what do you need this bird house for? can we get rid of it? >> i might need it. >> what about this one? >> well, if two birds come along. >> people who are hoarders usually don't want other people to find out. and it's no different than the president of the united states who we're finding out has a huge hoarding problem. joe biden isn't just latching on to old newspapers or bird houses. he has been hoarding classified documents and joe has tried to keep it a secret for over 50 years. after weeks of biden telling the feds don't come t

"jesse watters primetime" i think we will bring that to you too, maybe even tonight. starts right now. jesse? >> jesse: better believe it. thanks, bret. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: crime families are nothing new in america. whether it's the real life gambino ares or sopranos on tv. romanos are the same. what happens in the family stays in the family. because, if it doesn't, you could blow the lid off the whole operation. sometimes all it takes is someone ratting you out to the feds. >> i wearing a wish? >> are you [bleep] crazy? >> take them off. everything. >> jesse: and if you are the biden family, you don't get to spend 50 years running the game without keeping it all in the family. but, last night, we learned the bidens may have been compromised. as investigative reporter paul sperry broke to us that the biden family has been under federal surveillance for years. >> another chinese partner of his a guy named patrick ho, his office for secretary of statey was rated, we learned recently from some law enforcement documents was actually raided. the feds actually put the chinese partners under a fisa have a surveill

jesse has done a deep dive here. >> jesse: i have. i read the entire syllabus today. >> dana: you did? >> jesse: it took me about an hour. done for weeks. it's a very good course. three-quarters of it is very rigorous and very good. this is very high-level stuff. then it's activisim, ideology, no history. a chunk is good stuff, and then it goes into white supremacy, patriarchy, abolish the prisons, overthrow capitalism, queer theory and intersexuality. boom, it hits you with that stuff. i understand why some african americans want to take an african american class that's taught through the lens of african americans. it's a black professor, whatever. i understand that. no one's read this. no one's read the syllabus. jean-pierre hasn't read it. this is like the don't say gay bill. now it's don't say black bill in florida. it's totally mischaracterized. we'll discuss it further on "primetime" tonight. jesse jr. has applied to gutfeld university, and he's been accepted. just got in on his own merit. >> dana: up next, taking over the capitol, ticketmaster grilled by lawmakers over the concert ticket fiasco. with mucinex night

jesse? >> jesse: the home security company ring have a doorbell? they are working on a drone called the always home cam, just a little tiny drone that just flies around your house, patrols things when you're not around. it has navi 1/2 sensors and loot the window. make sure everything is copasetic. >> greg: want something free. go ahead, jessell johnny. 7:00 the deep dive into biden's garage. looking into the corvette. what kind of mechanics are over there. whether hunter took it for a spin the whole nine yards. >> greg: show pete hegseth, gerri willis kat timpf, tyrus, 11:00 p.m. let's do this. celebrity sight, everybody. this was exciting. in the afternoons i like to go for a little jog in central park who was there post morning show show in mika and gentlemen scarborough out there frolicking around in central park. absolutely beautiful. one of them got the zoomies though that may be joe who had caffeine morning joe. good see them getting fresh air. >> jesse: the zoomies? >> dana: hemmer and i were working at that time. three kit conttens two weeks old someone named them spirit, delta and frontier. maybe they found them at the airport. the frontier airlines found out about the kittens being named after them. two 500 vouchers for anyone willing a document the kittens. angie, don't get any ideas. they are available for adop

. >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> jesse: grab your umbrella. it's a total storm on capitol hill. the russia gate hoaxer and eric swalwell freaking off after kevin mccarthy was kicked off the intelligence committee. kevin mccarthy showing his boss, while making the announcement. watch. >> those voters elected schiff, even though he lied. those voters elected swalwell, even though he lied to the american public too. i'll respect his voters too. they'll serve on committees. they will not serve on a place that has national intelligence security relevance. >> jesse: they're complaining to anybody in the sympathetic media who will listen. >> the cardinal sin appears to be that i led the impeachment of his master in mar-a-lago. >> do they want to come back for vengeance and take me off my committees to punish me? >> in my case it's purely political vengeance. i think he'll regret giving us more time on our hands. >> it's not going to stop me at all. >> he's taking one of the most precious pieces of glass ware in the congressional

jesse watters primetime" starts right now. squeezed it all in. >> jesse: you're having too much fun down there in d.c. [laughter] >> jesse: good luck tomorrow. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: love it or hate it, technology is supposed to make our lives a little bit easier. take me, for example, johnny is not always around so sometimes i have to order my own pink berry. nowadays it's no sweat and the pink berry is just a few swipes away. don't think every new tech gadget is your friend. sometimes it can really end up burning you. >> the centerpiece of the campaign is a new business-to-business website interface. >> is that the police? >> yes. >> um-huh. >> well, this is what happened. ryan's big project was the web site. which wasn't doing so well. so, ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. another good term is fraud. >> jesse: and some of the biggest tech busts have come out of the federal government. we all remember when obama told us a website called healthcare.gov would change our lives until it crashed good luck getting the student loans paid off. biden's website crashed too. on hold because it's

jesse: it sure does. i kind of hoped i see myself in "notable quotables." >> bret: you're going to get there. >> jesse: have a great weekend. >> bret: you too. ♪ ♪ >> jessever been in a rush to get somewhere and forgot something? maybe running late to work. leave your lunch right out on the counter. maybe you are soaks sighted to go on vacation you forgot something big. >> did you close the garage? >> that's it. i forgot to close the garage. that's it. >> , that's not it. >> what else could would he be forgetting? >> kevin! >> and, when you're in a rush, sometimes you forget what you pack. and that's been joe biden's excuse for stealing highly classified documents. believe it or not, the white house is telling cnn joe broke the law because he was in a rush. he had trips planned on the last week of his vice presidency. joe was flying out to davos where he was meeting his bud chinese president xi jinping. i guess xi couldn't make it to the foothills of the himalayas. joe even flew out to ukraine to meet the ukrainian president. what was the big guy doing in ukraine the week before trump's inauguration while hunter was raking in 80 grand a month from workin

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. the fox news alert. the "new york times" tonight is reporting theta u.s. attorney in delaware is closing in on a division on whether to prosecute hunter biden. but, sources close to the investigation telling the "new york times" that the u.s. attorney is not going to go big. not only are they not going after the big guy but not looking into any of hunter's foreign schemes. if he does prosecute at all, it's going to be on a nickel and dime tax charge, according to the "times" it's for filing late returns and maybe claimings a deduction hunter wasn't entitled to? he's also considering charging hunter with lying on a gun application and if this is the case then the president is right no one fs with a biden. leaked by probably hunter's team abdul probably be used to box in the attorney. provide talking points to the media and lower expectations for house republican investigators. and another fox news alert. biden was just caught again with even more highly classified documents. nbc news is

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very good. >> greg: that's a hedgehog. >> dana: what's ya got. >> jesse: jesse's bear news. >> greg: barely news. >> jessers. >> no they didn't. >> jesse: winnie the pough. there is now life on mars and that is a fact. tonight, "jesse watters primetime" read this for me, dana. >> dana: prostitution running wild in california. >> jesse: secret videos show you at 7:00. >> harold: watch this las vegas police officer and good samaritan pull somebody out of a are can a. >> dana: oh my gosh. >> harold: thank god for them being there. >> dana: they are amazing. that is it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. you got a cousin on mars? >> bret: yes, maybe. good evening, this is "special report." i'm bret baier, breaking tonight lawmakers are pressuring the justice department to access to the materials and specifics of the investigation into president biden's possession of classified documents. meanwhile, the president has made a decision on the idea of sending one very specific american weapon to help ukraine battle russia. white house correspondent jacqui line has that and more live from the nort

more police officers so you can get the bad apples out. >> jesse: michael, thank you so much as always. >> good to be with you, jesse. >> jessee truth about the paul pelosi body cam footage and what nbc news doesn't want you to know. and, later, "primetime" goes to the boat show when cold symptoms keep you up, try vicks nyquil severe. just one dose starts to relieve 9 of your worst cold and flu symptoms, to help take you from 9 to none. for max-strength nighttime relief, nyquil severe. i think i changed my mind about these glasses. yeah, it happens. that's why visionworks gives you 100 days to change your mind. it's simple. anything else i can help you with? like what? visionworks. see the difference. >> jesse: san francisco released the footage from the paul pelosi hammer attack last friday. nows because of the breaking memphis police video we had to blow it out. here it is tonight. capitol security cameras security show david depape walking the perimeter of pelosi's backyard at 2:00 in the morning. he shows up the with two backpacks and hammers through nancy's back door. that was a live feed that pipes right into the comman

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they haven't seen a toad invasive species, jesse. >> jesse: don't bring him to florida. >> tyrus: ifcksonville, florida and second night in fort wayne, texas. february 11th i defend my heavyweight championship against matt core don'tna. tickets are almost sold out there, too. >> katie: this saturday don't miss the big saturday and big sunday show hosting at 5:00 p.m. eastern. also, i recently went to the play and highly recommend it the gary sinise foundation sponsoring exit in afghanistan the america's longest war an effort to turn what happened in afghanistan and the exit into art so americans don't forget the sacrifices of our troops there go last out play.com. most of the actors veterans still tickets available for show in chicago this weekend. >> judge jeanine: in chicago, good to know. >> jessica: "special report" is not up next. have a nice weekend. everybody. we'll see you monday. ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to "special report," i'm bret baier. breaking tonight the latest development in the investigation concerning the leak at the u.s. supreme court over last summer's ro

jesse watters primetime" starts right now. jesse, do you have a bet with harold ford? i mean, he is calling for the giants to beat the eagles. >> jesse: i heard that and the man is from tennessee so what the hell is he talking about? [laughter] >> bret: we'll see. >> jesse: right. go eagles. >> bret: see you, buddy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: when things aren't going great, sometimes you need a rebrand like giving yourself a nickname. >> george, what is that? it's nothing. it's got no snap, no zip. i need a nickname that makes people light up. >> you mean like liza? [laughter] >> i was thinking t-bone. >> there is no t in your name what about g bone. >> jesse: sometimes companies try a new product with a new name and it doesn't work out. >> as new coke replaced the original coke, the soda maker suddenly had a mutiny on its hands. >> i think the new coke is too sweet. i like the old coke better. >> we're trying to start a grassroots campaign to get the old coke back. >> somebody out there tell me why coke did it? why they changed? >> jesse: in ohio, we caught teachers rebranding critical race theory crt was getting too much heat from parents and t

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hi, jesse. >> jesse: you are covering it tonight? ou to go have a drink. >> bret: what are you going to do? >> jesse: i'm going to watch you now. >> bret: okay. good. he. >> jesse: see you later. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we all have neighbors. you love them or hate them. there's no way of getting around them. if you live next door to someone who bakes stuff, well, you are a lucky guy and probably doing much better than the guy whose neighbors are always throwing ra

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the rich and powerful all jetted to have beautiful davos switzerland this week for the annual world economic forum. this is the time of year where billionaires get to rub elbows with politicians, cut insider deals off camera and share their wacky ideas. and the whackier the idea the better they feel about themselves. and not just anybody can get in. it's an invite only event. you have to be somebody or know somebody to get through the door. we tried to send johnny out to davos but they wouldn't credential him and to be honest i wouldn't credential johnny either. and you can't just show up uninvited. davos has 5,000 troops ready to kick you out. zelenskyy is begging them to come to ukraine they won't go. john kerry needs protecting. and once you get in, they will still divide you up by net worth. if you are rich enough, you get to flown around with a white badge shiny blue line. if you are married to somebody important, you get a plain old white badge. or if y

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. jesse? >> jessem you, bret. [laughter] >> jesse: oh, man, we need to talk. >> bret: see you. >> jesse: have a good one. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: you know the annoying guy at work, lazy, sloppy, talks to you in the bathroom? but you have to put up with him. >> hold on, hold on. ju

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, trace. from your problems forever. eventually they're going to camp up with you. like when i tell my twins to clean up their room and they shove everything in the closet? it doesn't work. the longer you leave it, the worse it gets. ronald reagan knew that better than anybody. in the 70s and 80's parts of new york looked like a third world country. bombed out version of what we know today. when reagan wain

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hi, jesse. >> jesse: best pants game in the business. ♪ >> jesse: break-ups are tough. sometimes they come out of nowhere. >> elle, pooh bear,. >> i do. >> i think we should break up. [screams] [crying]

jesse? >> jesse: j.d. vance reportedly swore on how i saved the world did. you see that? pretty impressed. we don't have a lot of time for everything else. tonight, joe biden becomes a coyote. we will show you what that looks like at 7:00. >> greg: didn't like coyote in chief? i gave you that. >> judge jeanine: did you not. >> greg: i said coyote and chief it's got alliteration. >> jessell right "special report" up next. >> bret: of course it was a bear cave. [laughter] >> bret: good evening welcome to washington. d.n.a. evidence to the man accused of killing four university of idaho students was left behind at the crime scene plus we have many more gruesome details in the affidavit today. damar hamlin is showing significant improvement and communicating asking first "did we win the game?" and president biden says he will visit the southern border sunday after unveiling new plans to deal with thim

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. this week for the annual world economic forum. this is the time of year where billionaires get to rub elbows with politicians, cut insider deals off camera and share their wacky ideas. and the whackier the idea the better they feel about themselves. and not just anybody can get in. it's an invite only event. you have to be somebody or know somebody to get through the door. we tried to send johnny out to davos but they wouldn't credential him and to

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, trace. > jesse: have you ever been caught hiding something, report card from your parents? stain the rug, maybe just drag the chair right over it? now, we all know someone who has tried to hide something at work. >> dwight, i keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. i saved jim's life with a can of pepper spray i had velcroed under my desk. people say oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace. >> and hiding classified

"jesse watters primetime" i think we will bring that to you too, maybe even tonight. starts right now. jesse? >> jessees are nothing new in america. whether it's the real life gambino ares or sopranos on tv. romanos are the same. what happens in the family stays in the family. because, if it doesn't, you could blow the lid off the whole operation. sometimes all it takes is someone ratting you out to the feds. >> i wearing a wish? >>

jesse. >> jesse: want to see a stupid couple? they crawled into dog creates crates to seeif it would be fund locked in the dog crates. not only the wife but the husband, too. crawled in both. we this to scooch over and rescue each other and help each other get out. what a bunch of i had i don't say em and i would are in do anything like that. tonight on "jesset professor clinton who is now going to be teaching a course on global affairs in what is that? where is columbia? is that harlem? >> jessica: upper, upper west side. >> greg: you can fit an adult in one of those. i know what i'm getting. tonight, oh, it's going to be a great show. first time guest paul morrow, ex-cop. grizzled ex-cop. not grizzled ex-cop but guy benson. kat timpf and tyrus. going to be a great show. let's do this. i hate these people. >> greg: look h young i was in that. i hate everybody who keeps telling me i have to see this movie. i are to see this movie and i go and i see the movie and it's the worst movie ever and go and tell them it's the worst movie ever. >> jesse: schindler's list. >> greg: i'm talking about sophie's choice. the menu most overrated movie of the year tar most overrated movie of the year. >> judge jeanine: are you going to hit it or am i going to talk? [laughter] >> judge jeanine: officer ice of the michigan police department is under investigat

jesse? >> jesse: much better team than the bills. clinched the number one seed and home field throughout the playoffs. celebrating. rest up. as i predicted on the new year's episode they will win the super bowl this year. tonight, "jessedana: greg? >> greg: all right. i'm just going to plug my show. this is really unusual. tonight, we have never done this before. we are playing a show that got preempted in its entirety because it was that damn good. it was delicious. when that got blown out i practically cried. i sobbed. david angelo, todd piro, remember him, he is down in the mornings. kat timpf and tyrus. so you will hear me cry a lot. hey, what happened friday? it's monday. >> dana: katie? >> katie: today is law enforcement appreciation day. people around the country are celebrating and honoring those who put their lives on the line for us every day. a specialout for a friend of mine ch chief deputy matthew ths on the release of new book interceptors untold fight against the mexican cartels. 29 year in law enforcement and i wrote the forward. >> dana: i guess i have time to go. percy has a new skill. check this out. he loves. [oh. wow. >> jesse: two balls in the mouth. >> greg: you can't do this to me, dana. >> jes

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. theta u.s. attorney in delaware is closing in on a division on whether to prosecute hunter biden. but, sources close to the investigation telling the "new york times" that the u.s. attorney is not going to go big. not only are they not going after the big guy but not looking into any of hunter's foreign schemes. if he does prosecute at all, it's going to be on a nickel and dime tax charge, according to th

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jessei think you look great. >> bret: thanks, buddy. ♪ jess borrowing money has its risks if you ask for too much people think you have probably gone too broke. if you take too long to pay it all back, you will be lucky if anybody ever lends you a dime again. if you borrow money from the wrong people you could get whacked. >> you were like a brother to me. >> i got to si

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. busy day, jesse. >> jesse: very busy for you. success jess you know those people who think you owe them everything. they do a solid one time and they will just start inviting themselves out for dinner? >> i can't believe you're giving him this. >> i didn't want anything for it. [applause] >> very generous, isn't he? >> yes, yes. he is. i will tell you what, you can take me out to dinner some time. [laughter] >> dinner?

jesse watters primetime" starts right now. squeezed it all in. >> jesse: you're having too much fun down there in d.c. [laughter] >> jesseluck tomorrow. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: love it or hate it, technology is supposed to make our lives a little bit easier. take me, for example, johnny is not always around so sometimes i have to order my own pink berry. nowadays it's no sweat and the pink berry is just a few swipes away. don't think every new tech gadget is your friend. sometimes it can really end up burning you. >> the centerpiece of the campaign is a new

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> bret >> jesseeagles in the super bowl. >> bret: we'll see. >> jesse: we will. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have had all to do the pesky job of cleaning something out before. you know, the place you stuff all your junk into like your aattic orgarage sometimes surpr. >> i rented out half that space to -- [laughter] [coughing] mail

." >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, jess latarlov, dana perino, and grege." president biden's migrant mess is somehow getting worse after a standoff in new york city. dozens of adult male migrants are camped outside the three-star holtz that once housed them, refusing to give up their luxury taxpayer-funded rooms after the city tried to ship them off to a newly-constructed shelter. joe biden coul

jesse: not only are crabs delicious, but they're a way of life. >> there we go. >> jesse: look at that. >> feast your eyes. >> what the hell is that? >> these are crabs. >> people got to eat. we're going to sell these on the street. we're crab people now. >> jessethat way of life is under attack in alaska, the state that provides the united states with 60% of our seafood. climate crazies are holding the crabs hostage. for the first time ever they're canceling the upcoming snow crab season. government agencies say warmer waters killed 90% of the snow crab population, but that's a number that local fishermen dispute. and also red king crab, even though the stock is healthy. fishermen have a tough decision to make? what do they do? can their family businesses last? they say the government overstepped, focusing on the wrong solutions. we're joined from anchorage, alaska. what is the government getting wrong banning snow crab season? >> let me paint a picture for you, jesse. the government does a survey out in the bering sea. they have the scientists come in and do a survey. they tell us the allowable catch that we are able to catch. they told us this year that there the season is down, but we are still at the threshold of having a sustainable small

. >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> jessethe russia gate hoaxer and eric swalwell freaking off after kevin mccarthy was