. >> jimmy: how it end >> tariq: carjacked. >> jimmy: got back >> tariq: intact >> jimmy: gps?q: had tracked. >> jimmy: smart move >> tariq: life hack. >> jimmy: still drive? >> tariq: amtrak >> jimmy: full train >> tariq: jam packed >> jimmy: how deal >> tariq: cognac >> jimmy: we done? >> tariq: true fact. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause well let's get to some news here, you guys today president biden hosted leaders from 11 different nations in north and south america. today's event was called "the americas partnership for economic prosperity leaders summit." yeah, the summit's first task was to pick a shorter name [ laughter ] some more news, appeals court rejected ivanka trump's effort to get out of her testifying in her dad's civil fraud trial. after -- yeah, claiming she would face undue hardship. and she had to testify during a school week, is what she was saying [ laughter ] meanwhile her dad was like, "my daughter is trying to get out of court i've never been more proud." [ laughter ] ivanka did everything she could to get out of testifying she even tried th

>> jimmy: this song -- >> steve: slaps! >> jimmy: this song slaps!: this song slaps! >> steve: yo [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this song is a a christmas banger i have a new song coming out with meghan trainor this friday called "wrap me up." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ i'm very excited about this. so i want to give you a taste. i want to play a little for you right now. >> steve: bust it out -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the holiday -- a a holiday -- a christmas banger is what they're calling it [ light laughter ] all right, here we go -- are you ready? [ cheers and applause ♪ now baby you're looking at it come on wrap me up in your arms thi christmas ♪ ♪ wrap me up you don't need to waste it wrap me up it's a christmas magic ♪ ♪ wrap me u in your heart unpack i come on wrap me up ♪ ♪ i'll forget the ribbons wrap me up ♪ >> jimmy: what do you think? you like it? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah ♪ i feel good. i'm so excited about this. if -- if you like it, you can -- you can pre-save it that's what the kids do. >> steve: pre-save

. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> what jimmy does >> jimmy: yeah, whatever i do.ht, guys. we'll wait a minute. >> jimmy: yeah >> but it's a huge one >> jimmy: yeah and you'll do it here tonight? >> you want to make 'em wait >> jimmy: no yeah, make 'em wait a little bit. >> well, i -- have y'all listened to jimmy's new holiday song >> jimmy: yeah [ sile nobods clapping [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: they haven't - >> it charted! it charted, okay >> jimmy: yeah >> it bumped the queen - >> mariah, yeah. >> it bumped mariah a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah >> well, hoda and i are about to drop our first christmas single >> jimmy: that's massive [ cheers and applause ♪ jenna and hoda - mariah, mariah, watch out. mariah carey, watch out. >> i mean, this is -- it's going to be really something [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. that's awesome that's so fun. >> i know. >> when do we expect it? >> well, i hope to come here to perform it when it drops >> jimmy: yes, of course >> are -- have you invited her >> jimmy: yes, of course she's here now yes, of course >> so that means i'

>> jimmy: yeah, wow! numbers >> no! [ laughter ] i don't even know -- [ laughter ] i don't even know how to do that i don't know -- okay okay, we gone do it like this. da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da >> okay. >> da, da, da, da, da. >> uh-huh -- yeah, that's - >> i can't do words, right >> jimmy: no >> no, no, no words. >> jimmy: of course not. >> oh, boy >> that's a -- that's a -- that's a crazy leg that's crazy leg [ laughter ] >> jimmy: crazy legs >> crazy leg wonder. >> jimmy: crazy leg wonder [ laughter ] >> this -- >> he danced, but he got a a shirt -- >> jimmy: no, no, you can't talk >> can't talk, oh! [ rim shot ] oh >> jimmy: no, keep going, keep going, keep going. >> okay. >> yeah. >> yeah. okay afro -- afro -- yeah -- afro jack? [ buzzer ] >> just -- okay so - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now -- now -- now you can talk >> it's -- it's -- it's napoleon, but then i was thinking i didn't know how to draw that so i was -- "napoleon dynamite." that's what i was -- [ cheers and applause [ sad tuba ] >>

> jimmy: yes! you so much. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you. what a show we have for you tonight. tom hiddleston and brie larson are my guests tonight. [ cheers and applause that's right that's right loki and captain marvel are here [ cheers and applause i've got to say, going to comic-con is fun, but it's even more fun when it comes to you. you know what i'm saying come on. [ cheers ] that's right loki is here tonight and speaking of the god of mischief, former president trump is in the news [ light laughter ] that's right trump's classified documents trial is coming up and i read that prosecutors may call for testimony from workers at mar-a-lago, including a a plumber, a maid, a chauffeur, and a woodworker [ light laughter ] so, clearly trump hid his documents in the toilet, the closet, the car, and eric and don jr.'s tree house [ laughter ] that's right a plumber, a maid, a chauffeur, and a woodworker coul

>> jimmy: am i crying?, you did that class for, what, a week >> i was -- it was a month class, but i -- it was, like, not okay, so i dropped out after the second one >> jimmy: yeah, good you don't need it. you're a fantastic actor you're great in "euphoria. "hunger games," this is the biggest -- this is going to be the biggest movie this weekend i'm so excited about this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm so happy we can talk about movies with actors. >> i know. >> jimmy: yes, thank you yeah, it's a big deal. [ cheers and applause but i think this is cool, because you've been a fan of "the hunger games" since you were a kid >> oh, well, i mean, for halloween, i was obsessed with how the capitol people were in costumes, and i made my own costume once [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, bud. >> i know. >> jimmy: this is unbelie -- this is really cool. >> yeah, i think - >> jimmy: now you're in "hunger games. >> i know. as a capitol person. >> jimmy: as a capitol person! >> it's crazy. it's really -- yeah, crazy >> jimmy

yeah ♪ >> oh, there we go oh oh >> jimmy: wow. >> oh. >> jimmy: ooh. >> oh. >> jimmy: that's -- that'sese does -- both smell great have you ever tried them both on >> i try to stick to one >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right, all right, yeah [ laughter ] >> take a shower and then i go for the next one >> jimmy: i love it, bud this is great. and it is -- it's next chapter, volume one, volume two how are you liking being an analyst, by the way? you do a great job >> i love it you know, it's a great way for me to stay connected to the game hockey's been my life since i was probably five, six years old. i'm done playing but now, i get an opportunity to talk about it i meet amazing people. tnt out in atlanta but also working at msg network here in new york covering the rangers. to me it's about the people. you know, is it fun to talk about hockey yeah, it's fun but the best part is the people and the teamwork and just having fun together. that's what matters to me the most >> jimmy: you're crushing it right now, buddy and i'm so happy for you congratulations on the hall of fame >> thank yo

jimmy: oh, my goodness!l the love! welcome! thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you enjoy yourself, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home well, guys, last night here on nbc was the third republican presidential debate. and it's being described as, quote, unhinged. [ light laughter ] oh, yeah there was name calling, wild rants and personal attacks even trump was watching like, "game recognize game." [ laughter ] "game recognize game." [ light laughter ] yeah, it was vicious at one point lester holt was like, "we interrupt this debate with a 'real housewives' reunion already in progress. [ laughter ] it was quite a night during the two-hour debate, nikki haley got the most questions. tim scott spoke the longest. and ron desantis spoke the - [ cough shortest [ laughter ] yeah, one of the big moments from the night was when vivek ramaswamy went after nikki haley's daughter for b

i'm afraid none of you could guess the speaker's name >> jimmy, jimmy, can i guess >> jimmy: yeah, suredience. go for it. >> is it greg smith? [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: they already guessed that i'm so sorry >> what is your name, sir? >> me? i'm mike johnson >> jimmy: that's it! [ dinging that's the speaker's name. mike johnson catch me ♪ >> oh! oh oh stop tickling me oh oh oh oh oh crowd surf ♪ crowd surf let's go ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: anyway, in other news - [ laughter ] did you guys hear about this today, the beatles released a new song called "now and then." features all four members of the band yeah for younger viewers who don't know how huge the beatles were, just imagine four taylor swifts in matching suits. [ laughter and applause that's who they are. well, the fifth and final season of "stranger things" is still in the works and the producer says that they will not use ai to de-age the actor and make them look younger he thinks they can still pass off as kids. i don't know take -- take a look at the trailer. >> next summer, the end of "stranger things" arrives. school'

>> jimmy: hold on.ou can't steal a cash register. >> just because i'm mexican you accuse me of stealing? >> jimmy: you're not mexican and i just saw you steal the cash register. >> i need you to pay someone else a visit. i want you to have fun on their legs. >> jimmy: did you just hire a guy to break my legs? >> this is dale, he collects celebrity autographs. >> big fan. >> jimmy: thank you, dale. speaking of fans. the report also says you spent campaign money on onlyfans. >> that was for research. as you know, i am a board certified podiatrist. and therefore, i have to look at thousands and thousands of pictures of young men's feet. okay? do you want me to lose my poe d ppodiatry license. >> jimmy: why do you have pictures of me all in your hall? >> i had them put up. >> jimmy: why did you announce you won't be seeking re-election? >> re-election to what? >> jimmy: congress, the house. >> i was never in congress, all right? how would i have time for congress when i'm busy raising my three wonderful tri

and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for barreling through raging freeway infernos to be here. i know, it happens to be my birthday today, thank you. i appreciate it. 73 years old. 73 years old. everybody says i hope you have the best birthday ever. i will tell you, with certainty, it has not been the best birthday ever. it started off rough. i got on the scale this morning. i have one of those digital scales that connects to your phone and that way, you can keep a record of your weight -- for future generations. [ laughter ] i guess, for my grandchildren. and this scale, it's like an 80 dollar scale that, every time you get on it, it tells you how much weight you either gained or lost since the last time you got on it. so i get on it this morning, and the first display is a little graphic that says "happy birthday." [ laughter ] which is a weird thing, coming from an appliance. you're standing on naked. [ laughter ] and then after happy birthday, the next screen

>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are high!heers and applause ] what do we have for kyla, dylan, and perre there? >> we've got some tambourines. >> jimmy: oh, tambourines for everybody. that will be great. you can make some money out there. all right. i feel like i should be getting a prize, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy, for sure. >> jimmy: thank you, all. we appreciate that. and well done by me, i guess. thank you very much, everybody. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight, chef josÉ andres is here. we've got music from jordan davis. and we'll be right back with earvin "magic" johnson. around here, we like to keep things simple and honest. sure do. that's why at progressive, we show you rates from other companies, even if they're lower than ours, so you can choose what's best for your family. comparing rates used to be a hard day's work, but not with autoquote explorer. -need me to help again? -no. so join us and taste why progressive is the name people trust. sorry, are we talk

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes.o post whichever one gets the most likes from all of us because it's not a me post it's a "wepost." [ cheers ] all right, you guys ready? [ audience responds first post is, "i wonder if the eggplant emoji is like, 'why do people want eggplant at 2:00 a.m.' [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: "they were talking about you. >> jimmy: "why are they talking about me i'm trending." all right. cast your votes. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: thumbs up or thumbs down all right. the votes are in let's see the results for this first one here not bad. okay [ cheers ] not good not good either, but not bad >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: no all right. this next one says, "they should make the whole pizza out of the first bite. >> steve: oh, wow. ♪ [ laughter ] that did not sound like they liked that one >> jimmy: i mean, i thought i liked it, but no >> steve: no, apparently not >> jimmy: now, i'm going to vote no on this one. >> steve: sounds like they made that whole joke out of the first bite >> jimmy: no, yeah all r

>> jimmy: yes.mart and costco are pulling back on self-checkout machines story two, construction crews in florida found a 19th century shipwreck. moral of the stories, you got to check yourself before you wreck yourself [ laughter and applause >> steve: aesop over there >> jimmy: chikity chikity check yourself - >> steve: yeah before you rickety rickety wreck yourself - >> jimmy: -- wreck yourself -- exactly. and finally, story one, tiffany is selling pokemon jewelry for thousands of dollars story two, cases of syphilis are on the rise. moral of the stories, sometimes you don't got to catch them all. [ laughter and applause there you have it. we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots come on! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. he is an actor he is an oscar-winning filmmaker whose new movie "next goal wins" is in theaters everywhere this friday taika waititi is here. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i love that dude

>> jimmy: that's right. >> who better than you and i, jimmy? >> jimmy: nobody, nobody.worked together. we came up with a variety of ways -- >> like any good engineers would. assisting child safety, obviously. >> jimmy: some things were ruled out, they were too dangerous. some were ruled right in. [ laughter ] >> yeah, this is a collapsable table so the candy thief thinks they caused the damage. >> jimmy: uh-huh? what's this? >> a classic s.w.a.t. operation right here is what you're dealing with. we make them put all the candy did and do the fortnite dances. this you swap the candy bars with toothbrushes at 85 mires. >> jimmy: this one's really ambitious. >> my cousin peter is a news anc anchor. we take their footage, splice it into a newscast, and they think they're on the live news. this is good old classic camouflage as the mulch man. >> jimmy: mulch man jumps out, they think the dummy is thing to worry about. >> it will get you every time. >> jimmy: how many different traps did you set? >> we had, like, 35 porches across america. >> jimmy: wow. >> it went amazingly w

>> jimmy: i -- what's new?ck work's -- family's good. >> jimmy: yeah, good, i'm so happy. what -- what are you wearing [ light laughter ] >> oh, that's right. i am -- i was told explicitly this evening was bird themed >> jimmy: no, that's not true. >> no, that's not true >> jimmy: sorry about that, no >> no, we did, on our show on sunday, we entered the australian - sorry, not australian, new zealand. i could not have made a more offensive mistake than that. [ laughter ] although, po-ta-to, po-tah-to, am i right [ laughter ] new zealand's "bird of the year" contest, which is -- this year is "bird of the century." it's a fantastic contest everyone votes on their favorite bird. and their bird then becomes everyone's official favorite bird and we loved it, really charming contest i looked to see if there was one like it in the u.s., there just isn't and then, the more we looked into it, we realized it's not actually restricted just in new zealand, this contest. anyone can campaign for a bird that seemed like a a v

>> good, how are you >> jimmy: great. you want to stand up >> sure. >> jimmy: great.l," there you go >> pete's girl [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, there you go, right there. wow, hey guys. how are you doing? [ light laughter ] good to see you. how are you? nice to see you. what is your name? >> linnea. >> jimmy: linnea, ooh, a great name >> thank you >> jimmy: linnea linnea, where are you from >> california originally, but i live here. >> jimmy: hey, welcome >> thank you >> jimmy: linnea, taylor swift's "eras" concert tour movie is coming out this week taylor swift's fans are called, obviously, swifties. what would fans of linnea be called >> ooh, i don't know linnslayas >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause that's fantastic the linnslayas >> linnslayas. >> jimmy: the linnslayas is great. taylor and her friends famously share fun bracelets. what would your friendship bracelet say >> ooh i don't know i have to look at my friends [ light laughter ] "lovely day" >> jimmy: ooh, i like that "lovely day" >> "lovely day." >> jimmy: "lovely day. >> it's a lovely day >> jim

you can sing happy birthday to jesus with everyone. >> oh, jimmy. [ laughter ] oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: youughter ] >> i think it's great for everybody to do what you like. eat cake, drink, dance, whatever. do whatever. >> jimmy: all right, all right. we're going to take a break. we'll come back with mariah carey. she's with us. [ cheers and applause ] she's got a new tour. "merry christmas one and all." we'll be right back. if you're like me, one of the millions suffering from pain caused by migraine, nurtec odt may help. it's the only medication that can treat a migraine when it strikes and prevent migraine attacks. treat and prevent, all in one. don't take if allergic to nurtec. allergic reactions can occur, even days after using. most common side effects were nausea, indigestion, and stomach pain. relief is possible. talk to a doctor about nurtec odt. it's hard to run a business on your own. with shopify, you have everything you need to bring your dream business to life. because when we work together, the future is bright. start your journey with a free trial today. is this for me? (sni

>> jimmy: yas! tell me about booing, yas! [ laughter ] >> steve: what is boo-ing? >> jimmy: we get yas-ing where we're from [ laughter ] ya-as. >> steve: yassified. >> jimmy: but boo-ing is -- like, almost like a secret santa kind of thing. you do it before halloween and it's a new thing that all the kids are doing the -- neighborhood kids, they -- or kids from your school, come over to your house, put candy on your step, ring the doorbell and run away >> steve: oh >> jimmy: but it -- it's kind of a thing and kids are doing -- they -- they put the thing, and then they run off, and then, you never -- never know who did it but i don't know -- maybe sometimes you have a crush on the person or something >> steve: ooh, yas >> jimmy: yas. [ laughter ] >> audience: yas! >> jimmy: yas! they say "yas! >> steve: that's the "yas" section. >> jimmy: i don't know, yas is gonna be something we gotta write "yas" down. [ laughter ] 'cause that might be the new "ew. yas! welcome back to yas. where are you? yeah yas.

jimmy?, man >> yes >> one plus one is two i didn't think of that >> jimmy: unbelievable unbelievable my thanks to steve higgins - [ cheers and applause the aquamen, and jason momoa we're talking to jason right after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause >> hey >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ music begins to play “love like this” by rosemarie ] at target, get low prices on lights. light up your holidays for less, at target. [ music ends ] (retailer) what i feel in my heart during the subaru share the love event... ...it's just so rewarding. (woman) we believe in love. not just our customers... ...but also our community. (man) we're not like other car dealers. and the subaru share the love event is truly an example of that. (woman) over two hundred eighty-five million dollars donated is phenomenal and you don't hear that anywhere else. (retailer) it's real impact. it absolutely sets us apart... ...from all other car companies. (vo) right now, get a new subaru and s

>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are high!pplause ] what do we have for kyla, dylan, and perre there? >> we've got some tambourines. >> jimmy: oh, tambourines for everybody. that will be great. you can make some money out there. all right. i feel like i should be getting a prize, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy, for sure. >> jimmy: thank you, all. we appreciate that. and well done by me, i guess. thank you very much, everybody. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight - chef josÉ andres is here -- we've got music from jordan davis. and we'll be right back with earvin "magic" johnson. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by the lo r-bar reese sta coffee. ♪ >> jimmy: all right. tonight, his new book is called "feeding dangerously" on the ground with jose andres and the world central question. chef jose andres is was. he won song of the year at last year's cmas, and he's up for three more this year. his album is called "bluebird days" music from jorda

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody. wow. very nice.ey, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here on a rare rainy day in l.a. you can always tell when it might rain because everyone who works here comes in in a hooded slicker and a perfectly new pair of galoshes. [ laughter ] never been used. we've got a whole office full of gorton's fishermen. [ laughter ] here's something for those of you who might be looking to add a pet to your home this christmas. rover.com released their annual list of the most popular pet names in america. the top three names for cats are "norbert," "soju" and "snoop." which is wrong. how is snoop a top cat name? that's like "garfield" being a top name for dogs. [ laughter ] it's not the name. the top dog on the dog side is another "peanuts" name, charlie. charlie is followed by max, which dropped to number two after a decade in the number one slot. and number three is cooper. it's weird, these dogs have the same names as my kids' friends. whatever ever h

>> guillermo: no, never, jimmy. >> jimmy: never, never?guillermo: no, i just eat them, but never, no. i never -- you see the one. >> jimmy: halloween is weird. it's just a weird holiday and every year it gets weirder. some of these decorations now. we have a million decorations at our house. we have a witch outside our house that just never shuts up. [ laughter ] it's like a robot version of your mother-in-law, guillermo. [ laughter ] yammering and yammering and yammering. every night, i unplug it and in the morning the kids plug it right back in. but at least our witch is talking about cauldrons boiling and bubbling. some of these decorations are nuts. ♪ and when the sun goes down till morning it will just be us ♪ ♪ how would you like to scream all night ♪ snits i'll fill you full of fright ♪ >> it's very inappropriate. ♪ spoil you with my roasted pumpkins ♪ >> this is not appropriate. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] not at all. i don't know who -- there was a meeting and there was a reporting session -- [ applause ] someone decided that would

didn't get a cheesesteak today. >> steve: yeah, no >> jimmy: i did. >> tariq: there you go >> jimmy:yeah >> tariq: oh, wow. >> jimmy: don't tell me. [ light laughter ] oh, one of my favorites. he is a correspondent for "cbs sunday morning" and the host of the award-winning podcast "mobituaries." mo rocca is here tonight [ cheers and applause this is great. it's a great podcast everything he does is great. guys, do you ever see a photo in the news and go, "well, that headline could be better than what it is with the photo" well, we're gonna take care of that right now it's time for "news and improved." here we go ♪ news and improved ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: for example, check out this first photo here. the original headline was, "president biden hosts trick-or-treaters at the white house. the headline can definitely be improved because if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, "grandpa's edibles kicked in." [ laughter and applause >> steve: pumpkin head >> jimmy: up next, this headline says, "texas rangers make baseball history in world series." headline

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, there. i'm jimmy. am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a special day today, a day that -- since 2012, today has been known as "giving tuesday." giving tuesday is the sober friend who drives you home after a three-day bender with those dirtbags cyber monday and black friday. [ laughter ] i think the rule should be that on giving tuesday you have to give a charity the dumbest thing you bought on cyber monday. [ laughter ] "here you go, unicef, it's an air fryer with bluetooth!" [ laughter ] american shoppers spent a record $38 billion online over the holiday weekend. and we also donated the lowest percentage of our incomes to charity in almost 30 years. [ laughter ] look at this chart. look at it. the minute trump became president in 2017, it was like "we'd better hang on to our money." [ laughter ] but we are buying up crap like never before. cyber monday is annoying because at the stroke of midnight, every company you ever ordered anything from all suddenly email

, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: she coming over? yes, of course. >> jimmy: you having chicken again for thanksgiving this year? >> guillermo: no, we're making tamales. >> jimmy: no turkey? >> guillermo: no turkey at all. we're making tamales. >> jimmy: they say this could be one of the busiest weeks ever, travel-wise. but gas prices are the lowest they've been in years. gas is so cheap, some people are using it as gravy this year. [ laughter ] the price of gas is now back under $3 a gallon in 11 states. not our state. and i don't know about you, but i for one am excited to see all the republicans who were attacking biden were the gas prices so high, now celebrating him for the low prices. [ laughter ] i'm sure that will be very sweet. it was taylor swift night on "dancing with the stars." which means tonight, millions of americans found out that "dancing with the stars" is still on television. [ laughter ] it's like when you realize you never canceled that gym membership. oh, what is this? taylor herself was not on hand for taylor s

jimmy: you do >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay >> in a little while >> jimmy: really >> yes >> jimmy: you'll justchristmas." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: number one doesn't get bigger than number one. >> no. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you >> jimmy: why -- why's it taken so long to put out a holiday album? >> because i could -- oh, because i couldn't -- this sounds so stupid i couldn't find myself in a -- i couldn't see myself in a a christmas album. so i just said to the record company, if you just leave me alone and -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> right >> jimmy: it'll come, it'll come to you. >> and i was in my house i recorded most of it in my house, some of it in england with my producer but i just picked out these kind of songs that don't necessarily go together, but when you put 'em together, they're really good, and they're all -- it's just to have a happy thing chuck berry and stevie sings on the album with me. he sings on the song - >> jimmy: how did you get -- how did you get -- i mean, obviously you're cher, you just - but how did you get stevie wonder to go "yeah,

you can sing happy birthday to jesus with everyone. >> oh, jimmy. [ laughter ] oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: you. [ laughter ] >> i think it's great for everybody to do what you like. eat cake, drink, dance, whatever. do whatever. >> jimmy: all right, all right. we're going to take a break. we'll come back with mariah carey. she's with us. [ cheers and applause ] she's got a new tour. "merry christmas one and all." she's got a new tour. "merry christmas one and all." we'll be right back. scription e the risk of hiv without daily prep pills. with one shot every other month, just 6 times a year. in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in reducing the risk of hiv. you must be hiv negative to receive apretude and get tested before each injection. if you think you were exposed to hiv or have flu-like symptoms, tell your doctor right away. apretude does not prevent other sexually transmitted infections. practice safer sex to reduce your risk. don't take apretude if you're allergic to it or taking certain medicines, as they may interact. tell your doctor if you've had liver proble

pretty good, jimmy. >> jimmy: everybody loves you.ll you a little story a little later about watching the movie with my family, but your whole family is in your movie. >> you're by the way, the message that you sent me, your family watching was the greatest. we watched your daughters watch olivia rodrigo, and man, that was genuine happiness. >> jimmy: it's so crazy, because i remember seeing you on remote control and thinking this guy is really funny. and now my kids who are 9 and 6 years old are fans of yours. you've been around a very long time. >> i got old. >> jimmy: yep. >> i can't believe. my life has been all right. your life has been all right too. we did good, buddy. >> jimmy: things are going well. we're very fortunate for sure. you got your whole family in this movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: your wife, two daughters. sonny, sadie. they were in the last movie. we loved that too and watched it as family. >> thank you. they are doing great. they're nice kids. they are in these movies. like this is an animated movie. so they started

oh, jimmy kimmel, yeah. >> jimmy: the whole time?n up in the corner. >> i didn't bring my coconut oil. >> jimmy: how are you? everything good? >> everything is fine. >> jimmy: you worked with eddie murphy in "coming to america." the sequel, too, "coming 2 america." you were very young. for me having him here, it's a giant thing. did you feel like that? or were you aware of his -- >> of course. i was, like, so nervous. >> jimmy: oh, you were. >> i already love the first one. so like when i heard about them having auditions, i jumped on it right away. i wanted to be part of it. when i got on set it was almost like he was gliding. i was just like -- i was so nervous. >> jimmy: did you interact with him? was it like -- did you guys hang out? >> yeah, he made one new york joke. after he made a new york joke, i was in there. [ laughter ] that got fun, that got fun. once new yorkers get up oorks it a whole other conversation. >> jimmy: i gotcha, all right, great. you were at the met gala, i know. >> yes. >> jimmy: and part of the reason why

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, hi.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california, where according to orkin, the pest control people, this is the second-most rat-infested city in america. [ cheers and applause ] chicago is number one. and we are number two. ne spot ahead of new york. which, not that i don't trust the people with the tanks of rodent poison strapped to their backs, but that's nonsense. i live in l.a., i haven't seen a rat here in about 15 years. when i fly to new york, i see them from the plane. [ laughter ] there's no way there are more rats here than there are in new york. agents, yes. [ laughter ] and i could see how those could get confused. guillermo, when's the last time you saw a rat? >> guillermo: maybe three weeks. >> jimmy: really? where did you see it? >> guillermo: right here in the alley. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: oh. you sure it wasn't a chihuahua that got some w

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ht -- blake shelton, luke grimes, and jelly roll. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. well. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on i don't know if you know this -- [ cheers and applause ] we are a long way from nashville, tennessee, but this is country music's biggest night, the cma awards were held earlier tonight here on abc. luke bryan and peyton manning were back as hosts for the second year in a row. luke, as usual, was funny and charming. peyton threw for three touchdowns, 207 yards. [ laughter ] it was great. best quarterback rating ever for an awards show. so congratulations. [ laughter ] there they are. looking like the office bros trying to convince you to go to happy hour at ruby tuesday's on a wednesday night. [ laughter ] here they are being honored with the j.d. power award for best full and midsize regional sales team at greenw

right now on jimmy kimmel. >> kurt russell, have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kurt russell and wyatt russell, juno temple, and music from d4vd, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thanks. thanks. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our headquarters in hollywood. please relax. it's -- did you know it's thanksgiving next week? you knew this, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course. >> jimmy: you didn't tell me? >> guillermo: i did, i think i did. >> jimmy: i was sitting in my office. they say next week could be the busiest thanksgiving travel week ever. more than 30 million americans are expected to travel by plane over the holidays, and every one grouhem is i [ laughter ] and if the government shuts down next week, thousands of tsa employees and air traffic controllers will be forced to work without pay. just the people you want disgruntled, the ones telling the guys which way t

and applause >> jimmy: woo!ers and applause thank you! i feel the love! thank you very much. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you all for being here today is monday. there are so many great days of the week monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, sunday [ cheers and applause there's a lot of buzz in the building right now, also in new york city, because jung kook is here tonight [ cheers and applause and also yesterday was the new york city marathon [ cheers and applause anyone here run the marathon [ cheers and applause there's probably more. they're just too tired to clap [ laughter ] running a marathon is weird because yesterday you were a a superhero and today you need help getting out of a chair. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying i love the new york city marathon it's the only time you can brag about finishing in 34,000th place. [ laughter ] but this is cool, the winner of the marathon set a new course recor

[ talking over each other >> yeah. >> jimmy: jimmy, we're good -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- don't even put: i mean, sofia coppola. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, was that also intimidating too, working with -- having her direct you? >> i think it was just exciting >> jimmy: yeah >> like that was just like pure bliss. that was the only reason, you know, the whole time i was trying to -- trying to take it like i was making "blue valentine" or something. just like a straight up relationship drama without elvis and priscilla for sofia coppola. >> jimmy: yeah, and -- >> that was like the goal. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh -- we don't -- it focuses on the relationship between you and priscilla, but you do get to wear a couple of awesome jumpsuits. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and that's got to feel cool, right >> yeah, 100%, i mean, it was -- as soon as you put the -- 'cause you kind of, you pull them on and you zip them from right here, which is where all his, you know, his energy was. >> jimmy: the chi. [ laughter ] >> yeah, the chi was just deeply centered and -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, i unde

jimmy, jimmy is the world to me.he fight i got into the steak on the training table. and got in a fight. and jimmy didn't send me home. i've always loved jimmy. i thought he was going to send me right back to the ghetto that day, and he didn't. and because he didn't, i got millions of dollars. >> jimmy: now michael, given your experience with this, what would you say to hall & oates right now? what would michael irvin say to daryl hall and john oates? go ahead. they're probably going to watch this. >> well, listen, let me tell you something. friendship is unique and important, you know. you cannot allow anything, anything to come between great friendship. i don't know what else to tell them. >> jimmy: i think that's a pretty good -- >> i don't know what else to tell them. >> jimmy: michael irvin. his app is called stunt. you can download it now. thank you, michael. we'll be back with jimmy fallon and meghan trainor. ♪ hey. ♪(christmas music) hi. (♪) thank you. (♪) cheers. (♪) oh my goodness, look at you! at t.j.maxx,

>> guillermo: oh, great, jimmy. >> jimmy: congratulations.everyone. [ cheers and applause ] sexiest man alive. we've got a fun show tonight. "pod save america" hosts, and we'll be back with this guy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, their upcoming book is called "democracy or else: how to save america in 10 easy steps." the hosts of "pod save america," jon favreau, jon lovett, and tommy vietor, are with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, he is apple music's up next artist. his ep is called "lost a friend." music from saint harison. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night after the cma awards, we'll be joined by blake shelton and luke grimes. so please join us then. our first guest is one of the founding members of the handsome men's club going all the way back to 2010. now, he has risen to the top of sexy mountain. please welcome "people's" mr. patrick dempsey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: what took them so long is the only question i have. >>

>> jimmy: yes. >> okay.-- i figure, private jet, people think that celebrities are crazy, a lot of people have riders, you get a contract, "i want the green m&ms." i'm landing in a private jet, people are going to think i'm this kind of person. so -- so -- so i have the number of the guy that's picking me up at the airport. he doesn't know me, it's just a driver. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i have -- this is what i write. i text him before -- i write that i'm the manager, howie mandel's road manager, he has certain rituals that need to be adhered to. [ laughter ] thanking you in advance. i made it up as i was going. "my name is rich, i'm the road manager, i'll be the first person you come in contact, i'll be carrying a small pink bag. i will hand the bag to you when mr. mandel approaches, he likes the bag to be held within three feet of his head." >> jimmy: oh my god. >> regardless of where he goes, making absolutely no eye contact. it will take him the next two minutes to garner his footing, which may consist of

jimmy: wow. one here it says, "i don't know what 'b word' my uncle and i are gonna fight over more this year -- the bird, biden, or barbie." [ light laughter ] "emasculating -- it's bad to be a man now? >> steve: "come on, man! >> jimmy: it's a - >> steve: "come on, brah!" >> jimmy: come on, calm down, bud. >> tariq: i'm here for it. >> jimmy: yeah tariq's in on this one he likes it. let's see the results here folks. ♪ >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: oh, not, not -- no absolutely not >> steve: wow. ♪ >> jimmy: not going to do it >> tariq: great. >> steve: not at all >> jimmy: i also want to remind everyone, these jokes don't necessarily get better >> tariq: duly noted [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go >> steve: we may have passed a a good one >> jimmy: yeah, all right, here we go. ready? next up, "not to victim blame, but the turkeys did literally tell us to 'gobble gobble.'" >> tariq: all right, thumbs up, thumbs up. >> jimmy: that - >> tariq: everyone, come on. >> jimmy: you think so you th

it was just jimmy's word.o, the bottom line is we have further information that larry was responsible for tricia. >> a grateful beaumont decide to war with him for full credit for his brave undercover work, releasing him from prison and scrubbing his criminal record clean. >> from his perspective, he expected to get nothing. but from my perspective, i mean of course he spent time in the loony bandwidth this guy, and got through this whole process. >> for 15 years, jimmy had been the only one to see those falcons that paul sent watch over the dead. >> the promise that they were forgotten, they disappeared, so we don't know what happened to them. >> you've never seen the falcons? >> now. >> i'll show you a picture, that's part of the falcons. >> dateline took pictures of a falcon when we met larry hall's twin brother. he said larry carved a falcon in a way trump at the springfield prison, and then mailed it to their mother. i showed a photo of that ballot into both beaumont and jimmy. what i like for you to see

and, she had better political judgment than jimmy carter did, as jimmy carter was the first to recognize. and when you would see this with them when you would get together with them, as i did on many occasions in researching my biography. so they would finish each other 's sentences often there have varying counts of what happened. when they tried to write a book together one point infinitely 80s, they quarreled over it because they had differing recollections of certain things but their bond as andrea mentioned was, it was truly no exaggeration, one of the greatest love stories ever. so they were married for 77 years, i went with my wife to their 75th wedding anniversary, in 2021. and, it was interesting to see who was there, it was mostly the friends ordinary terrific people that you would not see at another presidents anniversary party. nancy pelosi came down, we and they add up to be sure that everything was be able to i when she turned six in august i'm a couple of days after she was born, the nurse who delivered her -- jimmy carter's mother, brought around her two and a half year o

about halfway through what jimmy was saying, she held up a sign saying, go away, worm, jimmy carter is coming. word gets around and people know it. so when we get to the village, i mean to other countries maybe, the word is already around. it just works magic sometimes i think. it gives hope to people who have never had any hope of their lives ever getting better. >> it is exciting. and finally, rosalynn carter, what is your advice to future first ladies or first husbands? >> well, in the first place, i would say enjoy it, which is what lady bird told me. but i think i have learned you can do anything you want to. these just me if i thought the first lady thought to be paid. if you get paid, i have to do what a first lady is supposed to do, but you can do anything you want to, and it is a great soapbox, such a great opportunity. i would advise any first lady to do what she wants to do. and another thing i learned is you will be criticized about what you. i could have stayed in the white house, 14, had reception, and i would have been criticized. i was criticized outside by what i did a

about halfway through what jimmy was saying, she held up a sign saying, go away, worm, jimmy carter is coming. word gets around and people know it. so when we get to the village, i mean to other countries maybe, the word is already around. it just works magic sometimes i think. it gives hope to people who have never had any hope of their lives ever getting better. >> it is exciting. and finally, rosalynn carter, what is your advice to future first ladies or first husbands? >> well, in the first place, i would say enjoy it, which is what lady bird told me. but i think i have learned you can do anything you want to. these just me if i thought the first lady thought to be paid. if you get paid, i have to do what a first lady is supposed to do, but you can do anything you want to, and it is a great soapbox, such a great opportunity. i would advise any first lady to do what she wants to do. and another thing i learned is you will be criticized about what you. i could have stayed in the white house, 14, had reception, and i would have been criticized. i was criticized outside by what i did a

running, campaigning for jimmy. they had our big, um, mental health facility hospital and they'd been a big exposÉ and the, and the mental health systems act had been passed in 19. this was, yeah, 63 and this was 1966 when jimmy first ran for governor, got beat that time. but we got in late because i live in democratic candidate had a heart attack. but um. they were moving people out of the hospital because like 12,000 people where they had room for 3000. it was awful. it was happening all over the country and they're moving them out before they had any facilities for no services in the communities. and everybody started talking to me about what would your husband do if he's elected governor of georgia? um, i just learned so much about what was going on, and i after we lost the election, i worked for years to learn a little bit about mental health. and then the first month in office, they appointed the governor's commission to improve services to the mentally and emotionally handicapped. so and so when he told me ab