>> well, jimmy kimmel's a loser. [ laughter ] look. we would do jimmy -- i'd do jimmy kimmel. did him a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe confusing me with stormy daniels? i don't know. [ laughter ] three times. we've been on almost 22 years. you were on three times. not a lot. mike the situation from "jersey shore" was on this show more times than you. but go on. >> he used to greet me on the sidewalk outside of his studio. i'd come in, this was before politics, of course. but i'd come in, and he'd be standing on the sidewalk, oh, sir, may i bring you in? he'd bring me in. every time. >> jimmy: and by every time he means no times. [ laughter ] did that happen. he loves telling this made-up story. never did i ever stand on the silk to greet donald trump. or any guest. never happened. you guys here in the studio have been out on that sidewalk. do you think i'm going out there? no way. [ laughter ] our guests don't even come in from the sidewalk. they come in through the alley in the back where i also don't stand out there to greet them. [ laughter ] the only time i've ever walke

jimmy kimmel is next. eddie redmayne and sheryl lee ralph. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight -- eddie redmayne, sheryl lee ralph, and music from magdalena bay. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. it's jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california. where -- everybody here at our show is focused on game five of the world series right now at yankee stadium. new york's playing l.a. the yankees avoided an embarrassing sweep last night, which, if this wasn't one of the most exciting world series ever we got to see something i have never seen before. involving a fan. you ever see anything like this before? >> guillermo: no, it was crazy. >> jimmy: you've seen a lot of stuff, you've been around. >> guillermo: for a long time, jimmy. >> jimmy: correct me if i'm wrong, you lost your virginity to your housekeeper. [ laughter ] >>

and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! [ cheering ] hi, everybody.'m jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're in a good mood. you picked a good night to be here. we have something for everybody tonight. gwen stefani is here to chat and sing. and from the team with the best record in baseball, the national league west champion los angeles dodgers, mookie betts. is with us. [ cheering ] dare i say one of the two greatest mookies in baseball history. that's right. the postseason is about to begin. i watched the mets play their way into the wild card game today. they were down, they were up, then down again, then up -- it was excruciating. i don't know if i can handle the mets in the post-season and an election at the same time. it might actually kill me. if i suddenly go, that was why. you know, there are amazing things happening all around us. all the time. yesterday, the earth, our planet got a second moon. they're calling it a "mini moon." it's an asteroid circling the main moon. the moon we know.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.the old tinsel town reachaund. as i posted this morning, the results of last night's emmys we won, but they gave the emmy to "the daily they're attacking me from the inside.. studio. [ cheering ]re. [ laughter ] and people are very angry. that i can tell you. guillermo, i need you to find me 11,000 votes. >> guillermo: i will, for sure actually here in l.a. over the weekend. he had some charity -- no, not charity. what am i th [ laughter ] he had a press conference from his golf club in palos verdes where the scamburglar doubled claim that she worked at mcdonald's. she never worked at mcdonald's. it's a lie. she said she stood over those french fries when th personal this one is for him. [ laughter ] i don't even know why he says she's lying about th other than to say, "i never worked at mark don'ts." >> and the government is so and it's not even nice. he's been going about 34 minutes so far. >> jimmy: that's enough minutes. [ laughter ] the one topic he actually knows this weekend too

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. very nice. hi, everybody.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at the home of the american broadcasting company, abc, where there's love and efferdent in the air -- [ laughter ] -- after another edition of "the golden bachelorette." i love recapping "the golden bachelorette" because it sounds like i'm reporting back from a war. we lost four good men this week. i want to extend warm and safe wishes of those watching in the path of hurricane milton, which is a weird name for a hurricane. hurricane milton sounds like a nickname for the golden bachelor who can't stop farting in the hot tub. [ laughter ] they say milton could be a storm for the history books if the state of florida still had history books. which they do not. [ laughter ] [ applause ] milton, at the time we tape the show, had been downgraded from a category 5 hurricane to a category 3. for those who don't follow this sort of thing, this is a category 1 hurricane. [ laughter ] this is category 2. here's catego

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we'll be back with hugh grant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," broughtyou by allstate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight a gentleman who has played everyone from jim brown to chalk man to mc ren. his new show is called "cross." aldis hodges is here with us. [ applause ] then later a band of brothers from right here in los angeles. their latest album "oh brother" dawes from the snapdragon stage. tomorrow night eddie redmayne and sheryl lee ralph will join us with music from magdalena bay. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a suave, talented and versatile actor whose middle name is mungo. we are going to find out why. his terrifying new movie is called "heretic." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please say hello to hugh grant! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know, thank you for being here. i must ask you about your middle name because this is a little detail. i don't know how it slipped past me the last time. but mungo is one of your middle names. yes? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hugh mungo? [

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you.immy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. welcome to l.a., hollywood, the golden state of california, which is the fifth-largest economy in the world. did you know that? bigger than all of india, this state. just behind japan. we have the fifth-biggest economy, the fifth-highest gdp. and things are about to get even higher -- thanks to a new bill signed into law this week by our governor that will allow marijuana dispensaries to serve food and non-alcoholic drinks. [ laughter ] which means we will soon have dozens of “cannabis cafes” just like they have in amsterdam. [ cheers and applause ] you know, now that i think -- guillermo, this seems like a good time to say good-bye to you. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: good-bye, jimmy. >> jimmy: i really have enjoyed our time together. >> guillermo: me too, jimmy, i'm going to miss you. >> jimmy: putting a kitchen in a cannabis dispensary sounds like a good way to set off your smoke alarm every two minutes. [ laughter

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] cease and desist, mr, jimmy kimmel! jimmy: oh, it's toucan sam, everybody, wow, what a pleasure. [ cheers ] we were just talking about governor newsom banning froot loops in schools. >> governor nuisance should keep his beak out of other people's business. banning froot loops in schools? what's he going to ban next? knives? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think knives are already banned in schools, yeah. i think that's -- >> they are? >> jimmy: yeah. >> how will kids protect themselves against italians? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very offensive, and i think you're very drunk. [ laughter ] >> how dare you! i'm not drunk! >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> i am part of a healthy breakfast. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i help children start their day with fruits. >> jimmy: yeah, what fruits -- >> hally-yoo! >> jimmy: what fruits are in froot loops? >> well, there's orange. and there's red. [ laughter ] and purple. >> jimmy: yeah, red and purple aren't fruits. >> which is why we spell fruits with two os, you doughy douchebag. [ l

♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by boes. ♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome back! funny man who you can see live at the new york comedy festival on november 9th, judd apatow is with us. we have quite a week, with guests including harrison ford, quinta brunson, henry winkler, jessica williams, chef evan funke and billy crystal. with music from carly pearce, suki waterhouse and the offspring. our first guest is running for vice president of the united states. in his spare time, he puts helmets on his gutters and listens to eight track tapes. he is here in california, and is all jacked up on diet mountain dew. from minnesota, please welcome america's sweetheart, governor tim walz. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> wow. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. it really is great to have you here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like you're a real person. i thought maybe our fantasies conjured you up. we need a really nice man to come in and help us. and here you are. >> well. >> jimmy: can you really control the weather? and be honest with me. i have a pickleball game this weekend. i wo

but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! ight after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy, thanks, dan and ama tonight. we've got a mystery to solve. >> i mean, there's a whole kind of different thing with halloween in the uk, but then all your things went viral and now it's sort of, well, you know what? >> we've infected and ruined the world. in the middle of the night. led our city through the darkest days of covid, saving thousands of lives. london breed is battle tested and proven in crisis. san francisco is coming back. we're witnessing progress every day. unlike her opponents, london is the only candidate who, on day one, will keep our city moving forward. we can't go backward by electing a candidate who needs on the job training. with london breed, san francisco is on the rise, again. sam liccardo gets things done. as mayor of san jose, he took on pg&e and special interests to lower utility bills and reduce emissions by 36%. worked to lower costs for working families. and with reproductive rights under attack, liccardo steppe

. >> lou: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- vice presidential candidate governor tim walz and judd apatow. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in hollywood, where the stars are enshrined in cement. this is the place where the oscars are handed out, where the biggest names in show business are celebrated, names like elvis, madonna, sinatra, dave, buster, they're all out there. [ laughter ] for god's sake, guillermo is another name, biggest name of all. [ cheers and applause ] the biggest of the biggest stars come to hollywood, and yet rarely have i felt this filthy little town buzzing as it is tonight for an unassuming man from minnesota named tim. tim walz is here. [ cheers and applause ] if that wasn't enough, everyone in our audience is going home with a porkchop on a stick tonight. not only is governor walz here for an interview, he showed up two hours early t

and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. los angeles, california, the united states of america. brad paisley is here with us tonight. i'm going to forgive that hat for tonight. you know, we're now 18 days away from the election and 95 days from our next insurrection. the window to reach voters is closing, and the texts and emails asking for money are ratcheting up. for reasons i cannot even begin to fathom, the race is very close. the pollsters are calling it a toss up, as in i'm about to toss up my lunch already. but trump holds a commanding lead in the annoying emails department. according to the "new york times," the trump campaign has sent more than 7,400 emails asking for money since he entered the race in november of '22. that's around 11 emails a day for two years. a lot of times, these emails have subject lines like "action required" or "confirm payment information!" basically the same tactics hackers use to steal your grandma's social security number. but sometimes he likes to

first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy >> thank you, dan and ama. tonight's show is like metamucil for your brain. all you have to do is walk in and people are happy. that's really that's pretty great. if you think abou. >> all right. i'll see you late. great to see you. democrat halloween preps instead of trick or treat. it's feeling more like trick or treat. >> that's good. abc seven news reporter lauren martinez takes you to one spot, trying to keep the spooky spirit alive in triple digit temperatures. >> triple digit temperatures are not stopping families from visiting spina farms in morgan hill. imagine jurassic park meets pumpkin patch. new this year godzilla standing at 45ft tall, it cost around $30,000. >> this is new for the heat. we added we need more water and it's just been really hot in october every year. >> owner gary tognetti walked us through all the additions he's made to the farm. there are hydration stands, more food vendors, and additional parking to keep visitors

first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> tonight we are at the very top of our game. >> the second president i got to meet up close and personal. >> who was the first george washington bush? their spot in the ncaa tournament. the university of nevada, reno is now the fifth team to forfeit a match against sdsu. it comes after unconfirmed claims by a spartans volleyball player that one of her own teammates is transgender. nevada players say they forfeited because the match quote, advances in justice against female athletes. an lgbtq plus advocate says the situation is about more than one athlete. >> this is not what america is supposed to be, but it is very dangerous right now. >> the spartans have to play 19 matches to participate in the ncaa tournament. they are at 14. there are eight games left in the regular season. a tribute is set up in lewiston, maine, marking one year since a tragic mass shooting on this day. a gunman opened fire at both a bowling alley and a bar and grill. th

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thank you, dan and ama, watch tonight or you're off the team. >> i wanted to sort of, like, fall down into the chair so that my dress would. >> it does have a kind of like a look. like if you were to fall out of a to shake up city hall? in nearly ten years as supervisor, mark grew the bureaucracy by authorizing or creating a commission almost every year. he rubber stamped hundreds of millions to homeless nonprofits with zero accountability and orchestrated a pay-to-play scheme that sold out taxpayers to the highest bidder. mark farrell has all the wrong experience for the change we need. in the south of market area. police tell us someone fired gunshots at two officers who were not in uniform near ninth and mission. this was about 815 tonight. no one was hurt. officers arrested the person after a chase. it's not clear if officers identified themselves as san francisco police or what led up to the shooting. but we're on the story. >> a san fra

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by snapdragon.hall? in nearly ten years as supervisor, mark grew the bureaucracy by authorizing or creating a commission almost every year. he rubber stamped hundreds of millions to homeless nonprofits with zero accountability and orchestrated a pay-to-play scheme that sold out taxpayers to the highest bidder. mark farrell has all the wrong experience for the change we need. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to jennifer aniston, gael garcia bernal and diego luna. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, his album "honeymind" is out now. here with the song "treehouse," ben platt and brandy clark! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ love is a treehouse kind of a gamble to get in that you-and-me house ♪ ♪ little bit closer to heaven ♪ ♪ you've never seen clouds right outside of your window ♪ ♪ love is a treehouse one of a kind that you have to ♪ ♪ see to believe house all of the climbing is past you an

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- halle berry. mike tyson. and music from old dominion. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome, welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us after a rare and magical monday night of football here on our network, abc. where the lord god intended it to be on monday nights. remember when monday night football was only on abc? now it's everywhere. like chick-fil-a. [ laughter ] you can get it anywhere you want. welcome to those who were too lazy to turn off the tv after the 1-1 washington commanders took on the 0-2 cincinnati bengals. we get the best matchups! [ laughter ] while most of america was going church and watching football over the weekend, donald trump was very busy truthing. here's a sampling of the subjects he covered this weekend. oprah, who he's mad at because she hosted an event for kamala harris. "a long time ago, oprah winfrey asked me to do her last network television show. the final we

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! ight after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama. tonight, indiana jones and han solo are here. isn't this exciting for you to be here? this must be the pinnacle of your career. to shake up city hall? in nearly ten years as supervisor, mark grew the bureaucracy by authorizing or creating a commission almost every year. he rubber stamped hundreds of millions to homeless nonprofits with zero accountability and orchestrated a pay-to-play scheme that sold out taxpayers to the highest bidder. mark farrell has all the wrong experience for the change we need. firefighters in monterey county will be working all night to contain the piney fire, as it's being called. this is time lapse of the first hours of this fire. it's burned about 100 acres. 80 acres so far, with no containment. there are mandatory evacuations in place along east carmel valley road and martin road. weather is shifting in firefighters favor tonight. that's good news. and fire crews from other communities are on

jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, lady gaga and governor gretchen whitmer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome, welcome. very nice. appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our election headquarters in hollywood where we just got finished watching the vice presidential debate between two men who couldn't be much more different. one of them called donald trump a reprehensible idiot who shouldn't be president. the other is tim walz. [ laughter ] walz and vance, they stuck to the issues. they showed each other a lot of respect. it was -- it was very boring. [ laughter ] i'll be honest. i like these better with trump, i really do. [ laughter ] i don't know that anyone's vote was changed tonight. watching a vice presidential debate, it's like taking your kids apple picking. about halfway through you're like, okay, you know what, should sounded like it was going to be fun, but what's the

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first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dionne and ama. stay up or i'm doing the show without you. no doubt would play on these concerts and i would, you know, i was too scared to even speak to you. so to be able to speak to you. that's true. yeah one of the countless cities hit by the hardest part of the storm's aftermath. president biden will take a helicopter tour over the region on wednesday to survey the damage. buildings, as you can see, have been decimated. roads and highways are just covered in mud and floodwaters. the death toll stands at 133 across six states. >> officials fear it will rise because. because hundreds are still unaccounted for. that includes steve cloyd. his jeep was found washed away in the floods. >> he started to get concerned about the water level rising. and he did call me. and he. his exact words were, this is not good, cal. i'm calling to tell you i love you. >> it gives you chills. now that part of the destruction stretches from florida to virginia. halloween could be one of

it brings people together in meaningful ways. ♪ ♪ >>> jimmy kimmel is a loser. show more times than you, but go on. >> there's probably no late-night host who gets under donald trump's skin more than jimmy kimmel. in part two of my sitdown interview with the comedian, he talked about that and what he would do if donald trump wins another term. >> i'm an optimistic person. i'm not hysterical. i laugh when people say, oh, you've got trump derangement syndrome. >> yeah. >> i think if you are a reasonable person you should have trump derangement syndrome. by the way, i think he has derangement syndrome about us too. the fact of the matter, this is a dangerous person, this is a stupid person, and that's a bad combination. and i think what we're forgetting, i keep forgetting it and i have to remind myself, he's not just running for president, he is running to stay out of prison. that's a pretty powerful thing. he is literally running for his freedom. >> it seems like everybody sort of manned, for good reason, sort of the battle stations, whether you are talking about d

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. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thank you, dan and ama, watch tonight or you're off the team. >> i wanted to sort of, like, fall down into the chair so that my dress would. >> it does have a kind of like a look. like if you were to fall out of a in the south of market area. police tell us someone fired gunshots at two officers who were not in uniform near ninth and mission. this was about 815 tonight. no one was hurt. officers arrested the person after a chase. it's not clear if officers identified themselves as san francisco police or what led up to the shooting. but we're on the story. >> a san francisco tourist hotspot is shutting down. >> madame tussauds wax museum on fisherman's wharf closed suddenly, and it certainly comes at a tough time for the wharf, which is facing a number of longtime businesses. >> leaving abc7 news reporter j.r stone talked to tourists and businesses. >> fisherman's wharf looked simply spectacular thursday night, but it's not all happy times. m

but first, here's a look at what's coming up next on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy thanks, dan and amy. tonight we are reaching bigly across the aisle. i have a sneaky feeling that love actually is all around >> wow. and we need real experienced leadership. we need mark farrell. our interim mayor who got things done. who showed we can clear tent encampments, fight crime, and address the drug crisis. who will make the tough choices for our city's future. "i'm mark farrell. i'm running for mayor because san francisco deserves better." "i'm ready to deliver that change on day one." mark farrell. a proven leader with the experience we need. of history inside this distinctive home, known as the castro castle, it was the home to the late dennis peron, an activist who helped drive the legalization of medical marijuana. and tonight, his loved ones are figuring out the future of the museum on 17th street in the castro district. abc seven news reporter tim johns has the story from the outside. >> the bright exterior of the so-called c

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! ht after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy thanks, dan and amna tonight tim walz wants you to stay up. weird or not. weird families wearing matching pajamas at christmas time. oh not weird, not weird. tofurkey. oh. that's weird. all right. but our problems get worse. they say this is the best that we can do. they blame the system, but they built the system. i have a plan to change it. with accountability and rooting out corruption, we can tackle our housing and drug crisis, clear the tent encampments and bring our businesses back. are you ready to stop settling and start demanding more? join me in changing city hall. it comes in handy when it's this hot at the ucsf parnassus campus. the lack of ac is more than an inconvenience. it's a health concern. >> it really is. abc seven news reporter j.r stone talked with employees who say several hospital floors are hitting scorching temperatures. >> right now it is it is so miserably hot on our floor. it is 95 to 100 degrees. and we are taking ca

but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy, thanks, dan and ama tonight. we've got a mystery to solve. >> i mean, there's a whole kind of different thing with halloween in the uk, but then all your things went viral and now it's sort of, well, you know what? >> we've infected and ruined the world. [achoo!] needs, alka seltzer plus cold & flu when speed is what you need, bounce back fast with alka seltzer plus. also try the new chewable fizzy chews. no water needed. we're learning more about the 17 year old injured by a navy parachutist during a fleet week air show. mia de guzman was taking in the october event from san francisco's marina green when the parachutist she saw there landed on her. she has now hired a lawyer, but she doesn't want to sue. >> they contacted an attorney because they really didn't know how to get in touch with the navy. step two is to make sure that this young woman has her medical bills covered and isn't starting her adult life in debt. >> de guzman had fractur

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look, who would do jimmy kimmel?daniels, i don't know. three times, on almost 22 times. on three times. >> probably no late-night host who gets under donald trump's skin more than jimmy kimmel. he talked about that and what he would do if donald trump wins another term. >> i'm an optimistic person, i'm not hysterical, i laugh when people say, oh, you got trump derangemen syndrome, if you're a reasonable person you should have trump derangement syndrome. but the fact of the matter is, this is a dangerous person, a stupid person, and that's bad combination, and i think what we're forgetting, i keep forgetting it, he's not just running for president he's running to stay out of prison and that's a pretty powerful thing, he's literally running for his freedom. >> it seems like everybody sort of manned the battle stations, talking about talking about arresting his political opponents. >> yeah. >> he pressured -- try to pressure disney because of your jokes. >> he believes cbs should have their license revoked. >> because h

former wrestler took a swing at the ad on jimmy kimmel.k at this. >> a lot of men seem that donald trump is some kind of tough guy. he is not. look at him. he wears more makeup than dolly parton. he whines like a baby. donald trump is afraid of rain, of dogs, of windmills, of meryl streep, and being laughed at. and mostly, he is terrified that real red-blooded american men will find out that he is a week toddler. >> he went on to mark out the former president drinks water and even the president's culpability. your honor, you had some reactions as this was being so sown. >> is this guy who makes fun of trump fights real people? and makes fun of makeup? wears four or five necklaces at time. give me a break. >> sandra, what are your thoughts? >> i don't get it. i defer to charlie. >> how do you pronounce his name? bautista? >> the idea that they will smear donald trump is just proof that assassination photo lives rent free in their heads. they will do anything they can to try to erase that picture. "the new york times" literally raised to the

on jimmy kimmel. lady gaga and michigan governor gretchen whitmer have a great night.hitm! welcome, welcome. very nice. appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. presidential debate between two men who couldn't be much more different. one of them called donald trump a reprehensible idiot who shouldn't be president. the other is tim walz. [ laughter ] walz and vance, they stuck to the issues. they showed each other a lot of lispt. these better with trump, i really do. [ laughter ] i don't know that anyone's vote was changed tonight. watching a vice presidential debate, it's like taking your like, okay, you know what, this sounded like it wasdates a. it was weird to see tim walz being so serious. i kept expecting him to reach down to his podium and come up with a very normal, which is a problem they can conjure up. >> jimmy: you got him there. jesse waters must be a lot of fun at disney red ssure on j.d. vance tonight. j.d. vance hasn't been under a microscope like this since his but trump had good advice.ur side. in some ways you can't hel

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i think he is going to put jimmy kimmel in jail.said every single time he has said that my redemption, my revenge will be my success. and he said other things. >> lawrence: they even asked kamala harris on -- i think it was "the view." are you going to leave the country? are you afraid if donald trump gets the president? howard stern, thank you. >> brian: yeah that, was howard stern. >> lawrence: why would you ask that question to her. >> ainsley: she didn't answer it. >> lawrence: after if she has gotten the assassination attempts and if there has been lawfare against her. such a dumb question. >> ainsley: after watching all three of those interviews yesterday and i stayed up watching them all. i was like i'm not impressed. she didn't say anything. >> steve: nothing new. >> ainsley: nothing new that was my take away. >> steve: new plan to expand medicare to provide home healthcare to older people. once again, she sent that out there, but she didn't explain how they were going to pay for it. >> lawrence: never does. >> steve: her st

. >> he said he thinks he wants to go after jimmy kimmel, a comedian.wants to go after stephen colbert and seth meyer. >> if jimmy kimmel is not safe, who would be safe? it would be a laughing matter except it isn't. those instincts which donald trump is not disavowing, the guy is literally running for president. if you believe the state polls, it seems tied. even in that context, when the political benefits run the other way, he still has to lure out dictator some of the time, abuse of power some of the time. prosecutors enemies. this is serious stuff. harris was using this broad swath of different approaches and forms of media to reach different people, including journalistic outlets that do fact check and radio shows trump used to go on when he wasn't running scared. trump is burrowing deeper into what you might call his own self-imposed content tunnel. the candidate who, as i reminded you at the top of the show, accuses his opponent of ducking hard questions is the one actually avoiding all the hard questions, whether that is on "60 minutes" and the

governor tim walz, fielded questions on fox news yesterday, and tonight he will be a guest on jimmy kimmel>> pope francis has named 21 new cardinals, but one of whom will one day, all but one of whom will one day elect his successor. the new cardinals range in age from 44 to 99. they hail from all over the world. several of them are from the pope's native south america. cardinals must be under 80 to vote for new popes. >> well, speaking of the catholic church, some of them they welcomed some unusual guests yesterday. >> it was the annual blessing of the animals, this one happening in new york's cathedral of saint john the divine. but similar services were held in many churches. >> yeah, pretty much all over the world, actually. look at that. horses. you don't see this every day, do you? the blessing of the animals marks the feast day of saint francis. who is the patron saint of animals. and the environment. it was really sweet at my kids school last week. they do something similar where they actually bless their stuffed animals. oh yeah. that's cute. really cute. coming up, how lebron jame