and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. welcome, thank you.op of the almost morning to ya. happy st. patrick's day. this is interesting, it's a bit of history i didn't know. i googled st. patrick today and the first line that came back was "st. patrick wasn't actually irish." that's fake news too? [ laughter ] who the hell knew that? st. patrick is believed to have been born in scotland to roman parents. which would mean he was italian& when he was 16, he was kidnapped and taken to ireland as a slave. and then here we are today going "kiss me!

on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! senator bernie sanders, soleil moon frye, and music from lord huron. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. you know, cannabis, which is the french word for marijuana -- [ laughter ] has been legal for recreational use here in our state since 2016. before that, you had to pretend you had back problems. had to get a fake doctor's note. [ laughter ] and of course, many feared that legalizing it would lead to a crime wave or some kind of moral collapse. really, all it did was double the number of naps we take. [ laughter ] and our favorite gummies are no longer

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, lionel richie, jeffrey dean morgan, and music from chesca featuring de la ghetto and offset. and now, jimmy let's see, hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you guys for not leaving. [ cheers and applause ] hey, you know what? i appreciate that, i know we're here to have fun. and i don't want to bum anybody out. but i feel like you should -- remember those murder history nets, the deadly murder hornets? yeah, they're coming back. and, they're hornet-ier than ever. [ laughter ] scientists are warning the united states and canada need to take action to stop the hornets from wreaking havoc this spring. murder hornets are coming and

jimmy kimmel, sir charles. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” t, charles barkley, mads mikkelsen, and music from davido. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: well, hi there, that's me. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for listening. if you're not listening, thanks for staring. this is kind of interesting, speaking of listening, they did a study, you know those people who do studies? they did another one and they found that only about 2% of conversations end when both people want them to end. kind of like sex. right, guillermo? >> right, jimmy, right, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: researchers at harvard said that 66% of the people they studied wished their conversation ended before it did. they also found that, during a

jimmy kimmel. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! , charlotte lawrence.music from and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: wow, thank you, hi. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. and i welcome you to it. we are coming to you from our headquarters in hollywood. on what was thankfully an uneventful day in washington, d.c. today was supposed to be a big one for the aluminum foil hat crowd. march 4th was the day trump would return to power. return to glory. i woke up this morning, said to my wife "is he president again?" she said, "no, he's not." [ laughter ] they screwed up again. i never thought i'd say this, but i'm starting to not trust my qanon message boards. [ laughter ] donald trump was not re-inaugurated as the prophecy foretold.

right now on jimmy kimmel, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! efani, and dr. sanjay gupta, and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, how you doing? i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. i'm the host of the show. welcome to our after the -- after the final rose is dead and starting to smell spectacular. we'll get into that "bachelor" mess later, but first, what a morning. we had rain and daylight saving time. i'm lucky to be alive. my kids -- did your son benji slep late today? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: my kids slept like they had three too many margaritas last night. we had to drag them out of bed. the thing about daylight saving is it's terrible. even w

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michelle obama, and music from brittany howard. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmyi'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for watching on st. patrick's day eve. are you ready for it? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? >> guillermo: drink and eat. >> jimmy: do you know the traditional foods? >> guillermo: i'm going to eat tacos and spaghetti. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, that's right. very irish. this will not be the usual

right now on jimmy kimmel live, seth rogan, have a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"night, seth rogen, patrick schwarzenegger, and music from daddy yankee. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. oh, hi. thanks, thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on "international women's day." a day on which we celebrate the many achievements of women around the world by watching "the bachelor" and gossiping about the queen. [ laughter ] that's what we were doing around here today. did you see the interview last night? oprah returned with meghan and harry. in what will surely go down in history as the most shocking gender reveal party of all time. [ laughter ] at least 17 million americans watched. only the super bowl and the season premiere of "the

jimmy kimmel. daisy ridley is on. see you tomorrow. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, daisy ridley, justice smith, and music from ashe and finneas. and now, jimmy: hello. wow, that's me, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show, thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what was, i have to admit, an unproductive day here at work. we were very distracted by this deep fake family tree technology. have you seen this? the website my heritage came up with something they call "deep nostalgia." you upload an old photograph usually of a long-deceased family member and it brings them to life, it animates their face. i tried it with my great grandfather. pasquale cioffi. born in the 1800s.

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin bacon. travon free. and music from daya. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmyy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us at our home away from work from home. let's hear it for dogs, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] some weird stuff goes on here before the show. [ laughter ] i have some interesting health news to report. there is a great new way to get the vaccine, anybody can get it, all you have to do is move to alaska. as of last night, alaska became the first state to offer the vaccine to every resident over the age of 16.

jimmy kimmel. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sacha baron cohen, charlotte lawrence.music from and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: wow, thank you, hi. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. and i welcome you to it. we are coming to you from our headquarters in hollywood. on what was thankfully an uneventful day in washington, d.c. today was supposed to be a big one for the aluminum foil hat crowd. march 4th was the day trump would return to power. return to glory. i woke up this morning, said to my wife "is he president again?" she said, "no, he's not." [ laughter ] they screwed up again. i never thought i'd say this, but i'm starting to not trust my qanon message boards. [ laughter ] donald trump was not re-inaugurated as the prophecy foretold. he was not sworn in. he did not order the military to capture the pope. he did take his pills without the nurse having to wrap them in salami today, so that was good. [ laughter ] otherwise, we didn't hear a peep out of him. the police were on high alert outside the capitol because of threats, fears of the kind of violence we saw on january 6th. the house

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, that's me. that's right. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.for watching. we are back to work after a week of vacation. i have to be honest, i'm glad to be back. we went on a cruise. you ever been on a cruise, guillermo? >> no, never. >> jimmy: we went on a cruise through the suez canal. you ever done that? very slow. very very slow. almost as if we weren't moving at all. i have to say -- after all the fighting and tooth-gnashing over the past few years, it was nice to see the whole world come together to make fun of a boat.

jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- senator bernie sanders, soleil moon frye, and music from lord huron. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. you know, cannabis, which is the french word for marijuana -- [ laughter ] has been legal for recreational use here in our state since 2016. before that, you had to pretend you had back problems. had to get a fake doctor's note. [ laughter ] and of course, many feared that legalizing it would lead to a crime wave or some kind of moral collapse. really, all it did was double the number of naps we take. [ laughter ] and our favorite gummies are no longer "bear." [ laughter ] gummies are like yoga pants now. like every mom has them, right? [ laughter and applause ] legalized cannabis has been a resounding success pretty much everywhere, so now more states are following suit. as of yesterday, new jersey is the 14th state to say yes to drugs. [ cheers and applause ] the garden state is now growing weed. and it's fitting that this is happening in new jersey be

jimmy kimmel, sir charles. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” 8 tonight, charles barkley, mads mikkelsen, and music from davido. and now, jimmymel! >> jimmy: well, hi there, that's me. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for listening. if you're not listening, thanks for staring. this is kind of interesting, speaking of listening, they did a study, you know those people who do studies? they did another one and they found that only about 2% of conversations end when both people want them to end. kind of like sex. right, guillermo? >> right, jimmy, right, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: researchers at harvard said that 66% of the people they studied wished their conversation ended before it did. they also found that, during a boring story, people say, “wow, that's crazy,” on average, 28 times. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: wow, that's crazy. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: how dare you? did you break into your weed stash before the show? >> guillermo: a little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think the lockdown has spoiled us. it's a lot harder to get out of a conversation when you can't just press

right now on jimmy kimmel, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gwen stefani, and dr. sanjay gupta, and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, how you doing? i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. i'm the host of the show. welcome to our after the -- after the final rose is dead and starting to smell spectacular. we'll get into that "bachelor" mess later, but first, what a morning. we had rain and daylight saving time. i'm lucky to be alive. my kids -- did your son benji slep late today? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: my kids slept like they had three too many margaritas last night. we had to drag them out of bed. the thing about daylight saving is it's terrible. even when you get an extra hour to sleep the whole hour i spend resetting clocks. alarm clock, clock in the guest room, two clocks in the car, the microwave, the oven. and every clock has its own special way to be set. by the way, if you hate daylight saving time like i do, you have this man to blame. former new york senator william calder. he did this to us. back in 1918. look at that clock sucker. you can tell he's a monster the second you lay eyes on

right now on jimmy kimmel live, seth rogan, have a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, seth rogen, patrick schwarzenegger, and music from daddy yankee. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. oh, hi. thanks, thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on "international women's day." a day on which we celebrate the many achievements of women around the world by watching "the bachelor" and gossiping about the queen. [ laughter ] that's what we were doing around here today. did you see the interview last night? oprah returned with meghan and harry. in what will surely go down in history as the most shocking gender reveal party of all time. [ laughter ] at least 17 million americans watched. only the super bowl and the season premiere of "the equalizer" featuring another queen, latifah, had more viewers this year. [ laughter ] that's huge. if only there was a way these oprah specials could vaccinate people too. it would be amazing. it was a riveting two hours. i had no interest in watching this, like none. then my wife put it on and i was like, "wait, rewind that! what did he -- what? thi

jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.rst, the return of the mythical creature known as donald trump who was at cpac, which sounds like the antibiotic you get after being exposed to ted cruz in a hot tub. but it's not. it is the conservative political action committee convention. where things got off to a maga-nificent start. ♪ that our flag ♪ ♪ was still there ♪ ♪

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, lionel richie, jeffrey dean morgan, and music from chesca featuring de la ghetto and offset. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's me, hi, i'm jimmy. time host. thank you for watching. thank you for not leaving. i appreciate that. hey, i know we're here to have fun, and i don't wanna bum you out, but i feel like you should know remember those deadly murder hornets? the deadly murder hornets? yeah, they're coming back. and, they're hornet-ier than ever. scientists are warning the u.s. and canada that we need to take action to stop the hornets from wreaking havoc this spring. murder hornets are coming and they are very dangerous. which is why they call them "murder hornets." what they do is they decimate a beehive. they can tear through 40 bees a minute. they rip their heads off and take the bodies for food. like if you let donald trump loose in a buffalo wild wings. that's bad for all of us if the bees -- authorities are saying to do what you have been doing for all of the last year. stay indoors. maybe they can somehow fill the hornets with the covid vaccine. they can go around and sting everybody, you're

right now on jimmy kimmel, michelle >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michelle obama, and music from brittany howard. and now, jimmyel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for watching on st. patrick's day eve. are you ready for it? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? >> guillermo: drink and eat. >> jimmy: do you know the traditional foods? >> guillermo: i'm going to eat tacos and spaghetti. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, that's right. very irish. this will not be the usual beer-soaked parade this year. the cdc is urging americans to engage in virtual celebrations. in an official statement today,

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, daisy ridley, justice smith, and music from ashe and finneas. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. wow, that's me, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show, thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what was, i have to admit, an unproductive day here at work. we were very distracted by this deep fake family tree technology. have you seen this? the website my heritage came up with something they call "deep nostalgia." you upload an old photograph usually of a long-deceased family member and it brings them to life, it animates their face. i tried it with my great grandfather. pasquale cioffi. born in the 1800s. you can see where i got my face. [ laughter ] it's unsettling. this technology, it's a great way to see what your ancestors would have looked like shortly after having a stroke. [ laughter ] it's not just for dead people. we did one for guillermo. [ laughter ] guillermo, this is what it would look like if youdrank dayquil and nyquil at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] >> guillermo: that's weird. >> jimmy: it's weird, right? >> guillermo: very we

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, anthony mackie, edgar ramirez, and music from tune-yards. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. welcome, thank you. top of the almost morning to ya. happy st. patrick's day. this is interesting, it's a bit of history i didn't know. i googled st. patrick today and the first line that came back was "st. patrick wasn't actually irish." that's fake news too? [ laughter ] who the hell knew that? st. patrick is believed to have been born in scotland to roman parents. which would mean he was italian& when he was 16, he was kidnapped and taken to ireland as a slave. and then here we are today going "kiss me! slainte!" [ laughter ] some story. no reason to celebrate. and the shamrock, do you know why the shamrock is the national symbol of ireland? guillermo? go ahead, explain. >> guillermo: oh. i don't know, jimmy. >> jimmy: you don't know, okay. [ laughter ] because, according to legend, st. patrick, the italian guy, he said, "i need-a some-a parsley for my linguine vongole." no. he found a three-leaf clover and picked it and used it to explain the c

jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin bacon. travon free. and music from daya. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us at our home away from work from home. let's hear it for dogs, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] some weird stuff goes on here before the show. [ laughter ] i have some interesting health news to report. there is a great new way to get the vaccine, anybody can get it, all you have to do is move to alaska. as of last night, alaska became the first state to offer the vaccine to every resident over the age of 16. which, of all places, the one state where everyone is already socially distant. [ laughter ] people move to alaska just to be six feet apart. but they had a big leg up on everyone else, first because the population is low, and secondly, the vaccines don't go bad when your whole state is a freezer. [ laughter ] so, good for them. on the opposite end of the pandemic spectrum, texas is opening their lungs up to all the covid you can breathe. texas today lifted their state-wide mask mandate. governor greg

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, that's me. that's right. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. we are back to work after a week of vacation. i have to be honest, i'm glad to be back. we went on a cruise. you ever been on a cruise, guillermo? >> no, never. >> jimmy: we went on a cruise through the suez canal. you ever done that? very slow. very very slow. almost as if we weren't moving at all. i have to say -- after all the fighting and tooth-gnashing over the past few years, it was nice to see the whole world come together to make fun of a boat. it really was. a container ship, known as the "ever given", had been wedged in the suez canal for six days. was finally freed this morning bay fleet of tugboats. same way they got trump out of the white house. the suez canal, i think we all learned a little bit about it in school, it's one of the main arteries for ships carrying goods around the globe. it was completely blocked by this ship. basically, capitalism had a heart attack over this past week. the ship that got stuck was loaded with ikea furniture. which me

jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jesse tyler ferguson. vanessa kirby. and music from niko moon. and now, jimmy kimmel! jimmy: wow, thanks. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us from california. new home of harry and meghan, the artist formerly known as prince and his wife, where the fallout continues from the oprah interview heard round the world. buckingham palace today released queen that begins, the whole - family is saddened. saddened is another word for bull [ bleep ]. to learn the full extent of how challenging the last few years for h

right now on jimmy kimmel, michelle >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michelle obama, and music from brittany howard. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for watching on st. patrick's day eve. are you ready for it? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? >> guillermo: drink and eat. >> jimmy: do you know the traditional foods? >> guillermo: i'm going to eat tacos and spaghetti. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, that's right. very irish. this will not be the usual beer-soaked parade this year. the cdc is urging americans to engage in virtual celebrations. in an official statement today, "recommend all americans stay home this st. patrick's day and get blackout drunk alone, like real irishmen." [ cheers and applause ] and i, for one, am offended. but we must remain vigilant. the fear is that a fourth wave of the virus is coming. the white house is trying to get as many people vaccinated before the new, more contagious variants lead to another surge. it's a race against time and stupidity. people keep saying th

jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bob odenkirk, nicole byer, and music from tate mcrae. and now, jimmy kimmel! applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this, which is what we call a show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a special day, national doctors day. [ cheers and applause ] this is the day on which we honor the men and women who are really the only strangers you can feel comfortable asking, "will you look at this lump on my butt?" [ laughter ] nobody is out banging pots and pans for the doctors anymore except for dr. phil. every night at around midnight, i drive by his house and bang on a crockpot. [ laughter ] but we should be. we are hopefully coming out of the covid tunnel thanks to doctors.

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. >>> a look at what is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live, jimmy? i am the only drinking buddy you have tonight. >> all right. >> here we go. >> oh, he is free pouring, okay. [ laughter ] >> he is a four, five, turn, kick. we got chased by these wild coyotes! they were following her because she had beef jerky in her pocket. (laughing) (trumpet playing) someone behind me, come on. pick that up, pick that up, right there, right there. as long as you keep making the internet an amazing place to be, we'll keep bringing you a faster, more secure, and more amazing internet. xfinity. the future of awesome. >>> the in the east bay, mills college in oakland announced today after fall of will no longer enroll students. we spoke to students who are heartbroken. >> reporter: it is recognized as the most diverse liberal arts school. a 135 acre campus in oakland, one of 34 women's colleges in the u.s. and the first first sex college to welcome transgender students. >> in recent years our numbers have declined and it is difficult to have the cost operation. >> rep

jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jesse tyler ferguson. vanessa kirby. and music from niko moon. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, thanks. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us from california. new home of harry and meghan, the artist formerly known as prince and his wife, where the fallout continues from the oprah interview heard round the world. buckingham palace today released queen that begins, the whole - family is saddened. saddened is another word for bull [ bleep ]. to learn the full extent of how challenging the last few years for harry and meghan, oh, they just found out. the issues raised, particularly of race, are concerning. while some recollections are varied they will be addressed privately. in other words, prince charles is about to get a royal slew in his ass. [ laughter ] keeping it real, yo, the queen. [ laughter ] that was a diplomatic way of putting it. that's now how i would go in my family. if the matriarch of am i family put out a statement, it would go like this. >> dear dumb [ bleep ] and stupid ass

jimmy kimmel mmel mmel jimmy? >> thanks. tonight join me with michelle barack obama. >> what if we put the string beans on the >>> the president right now, with so much on the line sits down. president joe biden, the news making exclusive tomorrow on abc's good morning america. >>> covid-19 hit home a year ago this week when the bay area started to shelter in place. the economy is just one aspect that changed so dramatically because of the pandemic. many of the small businesses had to shift to stay afloat and in some cases the change was for the better. >> reporter: we talked to small business owners around the bay area and they have a look how they created a path going forward. >> reporter: this was march, 2020. >> monday was the worst day for the markets since 1987. >> reporter: since then i have been covering the economic impact of covid-199 including the financial problems of small businesses. the number went down 3.3 million from february to april in 2020. according to research found in the national library of medicine. a yelp study found 800 small businesses are closing every day. we need more data to fully understand the scope of the pandemic's impact but it is incredible watching people beat the odds. many business owners have not only adapted by making masks. >> we have purple rain, let it go. >> reporter: or starting a distance picnic or in this case park-nic's companies, many are thriving in this environment. >> so for the past dozen or so years i owned a barbershop in downtown around union square. and, business was great. the pandemic really changed how i had to go about doing business. with the uncertainties of reopening and closures, you know, the best idea for me was to ask myself how do i get my business back to my clients? and the mobile barbershop was the perfect solution. >> good-bye brick and mortar and hello van. it looks good and so is business. he plans on expanding. >> during any time of crisis there will be a time for opportunity. >> reporter: she knows about that, through her business plan, she takes photos of plants around the bay area and prints them on fabric and turns this them into a lifelike cushion. >> wholesales to shops and also going shows and meeting one-on- one with the people that liked the product. >> reporter: she reinvested in her shop and people really like bringing the outdoors inside during isolation. >> having to be inside and everything is sad so they are putting it in their home. pretty good thanks to etsy. we missed the public but there are other ways. >> reporter: while we are on the plants. we have to revisit one of the most daring ventures. starting a business during covid-19. we met the founders black girls greenhouse. >> we joked we would be out on the corner spinning signs to get people to come and to know who we were and here we are within hours of our opening day and we are almost sold out. >> reporter: the black pearls greenhouse has been called revolutionary. in west oakland and filled with plants, coffee, home goods and a deep love for black culture. >> i believe that kind of lengths itself to explain the success of the business. just not so much, you know, just jamaican and i work but it is because it was a thing that collectively was needed in our community. >> reporter: since opening they move friday a temporary outdoor spot to a permanent location and and and hiring. jobina fortson, back to you. >>> tomorrow, how the pandemic has given educators the opportunity to see transformations that will benefit all children. >>> if you want to see the rest of our path forward pieces on demand right now download the abc 7 bay area connected tv app wherever you stream. the 20 minute special is in the featured row ready to stream right now. good tv watching. >>> there will be rain coming our way, dan. >> just saying. >> that is so true. time to hunker down it sounds like sandy. >> yes. we will be having rain around thursday and friday. in case you want to get outside and enjoy and celebrate i want to show you what the 12 hour planner looks like tomorrow. in the morning the sun comes up at 7:17. you will notice the temperatures will not fall as low as they did this morning when we had records in oakland redwood city and livermore. meantime, cloudy, below average for krour highs, highs, 39% average. all of the way to 42% of where you should be in oakland, san francisco, 41 in san jose. we clearly need more rain and it is coming. not now, live on doplar 7, a few passing clouds. the clouds will continue to increase that will allow the temperatures to stay up so it will not be as cold as i mentioned. right now, 40s, 50s for most of you. cameras showing you a view of san francisco right now and the temperatures in the morning don't get me wrong it will be cold in our inland valleys but not as cold as i mentioned. lower 30s to the middle 40s. your afternoon highs will range from the middle 50s to the lower 60s. certainly the sun will be filtered by the cloud cover. not windy tomorrow, level one system will come in and that is when the winds begin to ramp up. thursday, friday, rain will be moderate at times, basically most of you will be between a quarter to 3/4s of an inch. gusts, 30-40 for the hills. here is the hour by hour forecast. commute time, unfortunately is when the rain is coming in. 5:00 to 7:00 a.m. heading into 4:00 p.m. we will see moderate pockets of rain indicated by the yellows there. really continues into the night and scattered showers for your friday. it is not going to be a lot of rain on friday. most of it will fall on thursday. certainly some snow in the mountain which is is coming up here in just a moment. rainfall totals about a quarter to a third of an inch as i said. two thirds of an inch around santa rosa, calastoga. the winter storm watch, 12:00 thursday afternoon in the mountains until about saturday morning about 5,000 feet. expecting 15 inches for the highest peaks. accu-weather forecast, saint patrick's day is looking nice. dry, storm arrives, level 1 system thursday into friday. we all know we need it. the seasons change saturday morning at 2:37. you know, just in time for spring. we will bring you sunshine and warmer weather. so, i know some people really like the warmth and people like the rain. we all need the rain in the bay area. we just have to take it when we get it. >> and be grateful for >>> michelle obama will be jimmy kimmel live. >> nutrition was her platform. it can be tricky with kids. >> why don't you like vegetables? >> i don't like to try new things. >> i know, i know, i was like that when i was your age. here is what i learned. if you try something new, just try it, that you open up your taste buds and then you will like a bunch of new >> what do you think the advise will work? >> it might. [ laughter ] >>> well, you can watch tonight to find out. kimmel comes on at 11:35 right after abc 7 news at 11:00. >>> next time you get your thrill on a roller coaster you will have to be quiet about it. guidelines set by the state recommend no screaming on thrill rides. the concern is that microscopic droplets can fly in the direction of others on the ride. parks must require people wear masks, large theme about parks in the state can reopen april 1st. it will be tough a reaction for a lot of people. >> yes, involuntary. no screaming on thrill rides. >> no screaming in sports now, either. >> i will spe

jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, hello. thank you, everybody. welcome to our first and hopefully last coronaversary show. there's some presents for you. there's some presents for you. the traditional gift for a one-year anniversary is paper. so i figured toilet paper makes the most sense, right? i've got sweat pants on. this is a special show tonight. tonight, we look back at our year of living contagiously. one year ago today, the world health organization officially declared the coronavirus a pandemic, and we've been spraying our bananas with windex ever since. [ laughter ] quick show of hands, how many of you are still boiling your mail before it comes in? [ laughter ] it's funny to think back on all the dumb things we did when this started. one of the guys who works here, i don't want to mention any names, but it's gary greenberg. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what's gary's middle name? lee? is it lee? gary lee greenburg. [ laughter ] he was like, should i order sushi, is it okay to order sushi? everybody's like, yeah, gary, it's okay

jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- eddie murphy and arsenio hall. alan kim and music from madison beer and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. we've got a lot to get to. eddie murphy and arsenio are standing by. don't get too excited, but first, the return of the mythical creature known as donald trump who was at cpac, which sounds like the antibiotic you get after being exposed to ted cruz in a hot tub. [ laughter ] but it's not. it is the conservative political action conference. where things got off to a maga-nificent start. ♪ that our flag was still there ♪

jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- eddie murphy and arsenio hall. alan kim and music from madison beer and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. we so much to get to eddie murphy and arsenio are standing by. but first, don't get too excited, but first, the return of the mythical creature known as donald trump who was at cpac, which sounds like the antibiotic you get after being exposed to ted cruz in a hot tub. but it's not. it is the conservative political action committee convention. where things got off to a maga-nificent start. ♪ that our flag ♪ ♪ was still there ♪ ♪ oh, say ♪ ♪ does that ♪ ♪ star-spangled ♪ ♪ banner ♪ ♪ yet wave ♪ ♪ o'er the land of the free ♪ ♪ eeeeee >> jimmy: and that was the best part of the whole thing. [ cheers and applause ] that was the highlight. the main event was fiberace himself. after weeks of hibernation, donald trump emerged from his hiding. he was more than an hour late getting started. but once he got onstage, not only was the magic back, he was surprisingly diplomatic. some might even say supportive of his successor in

jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bob odenkirk, nicole byer, and music from tate mcrae. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this, which is what we call a show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a special day, national doctors day. [ cheers and applause ] this is the day on which we honor the men and women who are really the only strangers you can feel comfortable asking, "will you look at this lump on my butt?" [ laughter ] nobody is out banging pots and pans for the doctors anymore except for dr. phil. every night at around midnight, i drive by his house and bang on a crockpot. [ laughter ] but we should be. we are hopefully coming out of the covid tunnel thanks to doctors. thanks to scientists. every country has had to fend for itself during this thing. which doesn't seem like the best way to handle a worldwide threat. and so now, a number of world leaders are signing what they call a pandemic treaty that would put us a better position to collaborate when this inevitably happens again. germany, france, england -- they're all on board.

jimmy: "i love you too much, mom. and that's what moms do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm not going to correct you on every single thing. sure my dad still thinks i'm jimmy kimmelhink it will make you laugh too. this is, marvel writers. "so how much pain should we put wanda through on her journey to become the scarlet witch marvel, yes. [ laughter ] this is not even an answer it's like, yes >> yeah. >> jimmy: more pain. >> ultimate, ultimate sad girl >> jimmy: and this one, i just think -- everyone liked this one. it said, "breaking news, elizabeth olsen is currently being hospitalized due to carrying the entire mcu on her back." that's your fans but that's the move! that's the moves you're doing. >> that is the move? i guess i do that a lot, don't i? >> jimmy: yeah you do but everyone loves you and it's great, including us congrats on all the success with "wandavision. i want to show a clip. here is elizabeth olsen in "wandavision." take a look at this. >> is she asleep >> mommy's not sleeping, honey she is just resting her eyes >> mom my head feels weird. it's like really noisy i don't like it. >> resting her eyes. as punishment for my reckless evening, i pla

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jimmie kimmel is not for. >> dana: interesting because dave, who on the left, maybe jimmie kimmel, maybe it's not. p and ultimately makes a big difference? >> there is pretty much nobody left on the left. i would say bill maher is close to it. he calls out cancel culture. others have gone silent. i would say you are either woke or conservative. it doesn't mean that everyone on the conservative side is a member of the republican party or agrees on every specific thing. either you are for cancel culture for destroying all of our institutions and radically changing the way that this country is and understanding it differently. that it was founded on racism and a patriarchy or a modern or future conservative. you want to preserve some of the goodness and see how we can -- you are not a neanderthal. you are absolutely not. >> bill: thanks for crawling out of your cave early for us. >> dana: hi to clyde. >> bill: see you soon. dave rubin in california. some pharmacies say they get overlooked in the vaccine roll-out saying they could play a critical role in stopping the pandemic. plus there is this. the w