now let's meet the star of "name that nominee" it's yehya! come on out yehya. yehya outside of a movie theater a year ago. his hope is getting his picture taken with celebrities. how many stars have you taken a picture with, yehya? >> everybody in italy, france, americ, all over the world. >> jimmy: you should be very good at this then. contestants there is a reason you are blindfolded. and that is this. we're going to show yehya a photograph of an emmy nominated actor or actress, he will describe that person the best he can without saying their name. and your job is to guess the emmy nominee. are you ready for this? >> ready. >> yehya, are you ready for this? >> i'm ready, yes. >> jimmy: for each correct answer, you'll win $100. are you ready players? are you ready yehya? let's begin. who is our first emmy nominee? >> jimmy: and not only do you >> jimmy: what is the even? alec baldwin. our next nominee is -- >> the one next to him -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, you don't need to describe yourself. >> what happened? >> jimmy: we're just showing him. all right. all ri

one, two, three. >> you sing it. ♪ yehya, yehya, yehya ♪ yehya, yehya, yehya ♪ yehya, yehya, yehya heytake picture of you. >> hey! >> that's my name. it's okay. you no problem. very close, please. all of you. one, two. for me today, i'm done. i hope everybody win. and good luck for everyone. bye. thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: on the show tonight, from "castle," stana katic. we have music from train and we'll be right back with billy bob thornton. first is the first 4g phone. first is live video chat on the go. so you can be face-to-face even when you can't be. whether you're on 4g, 3g... and of course wi-fi. first lets you stream live video to the web. in 3...2... 1. what will you do first with evo, the first 4g phone? only from sprint. the now network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities access www.sprintrelay.com. what percent of women want to cure their yeast infection? 100%. how many can cure it with vagisil? zero. monistat both relieves your symptoms and cures the infection. get the cure. get monistat. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] every day thousands of peopl

it's me, yehya. open up. >> hi, yehya.or the star. >> wow, nice to meet you. >> glad to meet you. yeah, flower for happy -- >> baby. >> happy kids holiday. >> hi, how are you? don't scared. i'm sorry. the flower for you. flower. >> oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> can i take picture with you? >> sure. god bless you. you're the best. look with me with the kid. one, two -- >> i have a lot of problems in the house. my pipes are so rusty and they won't stop leaking. someone did come out and fix it and they left the hole. >> what your name? >> my name? nadya. >> i fix that for you. >> okay, oh -- >> how are you? >> give you -- wash your hands? >> okay, i turn. >> go wash your hands. >> okay. can i take picture of your kids? >> oh, okay. >> look here, smile. i got half. i get over half. one, two -- what the kids name because i'm bad with the name. >> noah. noriah. josiah. jonah. malia. isaiah. jeremiah. and that's makai. >> it's easy for me, i make nickname. number one. number two. number three. number three -- >> there's

you get one point for that, yehya. that's right. very good. yehya jumps out to an early lead.k at our next oscar winner. this oscar winner is -- >> sandra bullock. >> jimmy: that is correct. very good. yehya leads 3-0, you better get going. let's look at our next oscar winner. it is -- >> oh! samuel jackson. >> jimmy: no. no, not -- yes, yehya? >> i know him, morgan freeman. >> jimmy: that is right! wow! [ applause ] i'm astonished that you know these. >> because i know all the people. young, i don't know. >> jimmy: very good. let's see, maybe we'll have somebody young next. for uncle frank to pounce on. our next oscar winner is -- uncle frank? >> she's gorgeous. uh -- what a name, a beautiful name. i can't think of it. >> jimmy: yehya. >> she's the lady dish got rich with her. she's from australia. >> jimmy: no. >> she's from canada. >> jimmy: no. >> american? >> jimmy: yes. let's give him a point for that. [ applause ] all right. all right, uncle frank, you're getting in a big hole here. it's time to come back. our next oscar winner -- that was renee zeg zellweger. >> oh, to

[ applause ] where's yehya? hello yehya. yehya is here.n his spare time, his hobby is, he waits outside restaurants and clubs for celebrities and he takes pictures of himself. how many pictures do you have? >> 2,800 now. >> jimmy: i met yehya outside a movie theater and we took a picture together and i instantly fell in love. so, rather than have you standing outside with a bunch of valet parking guys -- >> yeah. with paparazzi, too. >> jimmy: right. that's not what i'm talking about. good looking sweater, by the way. >> thank you. i buy it from somewhere. >> jimmy: that's where i get my stuff. [ laughter ] you bought it from somewhere, right? >> i don't want to say the name of the store because -- >> jimmy: they'll sue you for wearing that, right? anyway, we sent yehya to the red carpet at the american music awards to take all the pictures with celebrities he likes. here's yehya last night at the amas. >> hey, it's me yehya. i'm here at american music award and i cooking turkey for celebrity, and happy thanksgiving to everyone and happy h

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yehya's guests, the black eyed peas. now, here's yehya. >> i want to say something. >> stop?, he like make lots of sex. okay. okay? while you're here, tell me, what you do today for 3d. ♪ 3d we rocking -- what? >> don't touch. not me. no -- >> you're faster. >> so, no, we launched a new 3d l.e.d. tv live in new york times square. >> watch this 3d. >> watch what? >> the 3d glasses. >> dicky: now, a word from yehya's sponsors. >> i wash my teeth every day with the pyraminlt. >> dicky: pyramint, watch your teeth, just like yehya. >> like me! >> okay, can i take picture of you guys? god bless you. matt damon, we're run of the time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. all right. well -- it's thursday night, thank you, yehya. thursday night is our new night nor our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep things and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> one of the most face nating things about gerard was the fact this guy that's done the movies, he's a tulle guy, he works out, has a small [ bleep ]. i feel like you should be a big [ bleep

and this is our friend yehya. he has the dvd in his hand. how are you, yehya?ything is good? >> very good, thank you. >> jimmy: we met outside, i think a movie theater. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he takes pictures with people. he likes to -- famous people, right? >> yeahs right. >> jimmy: so we thought it would be fun to send yehya to the exclusive dvd release party where he filed this report. >> what i say? tell me again. tell me again. >> three, two, one. >> hi, it's me yehya for "star trek" dvd -- what? party. yeah. >> you in the movie? >> yeah, i'm young spock. >> young spock? >> you spell your name s-p-u-o-t? >> no. >> not quite. >> how you spell it? >> s-p-o-c-k. >> spot? >> okay. >> s-p-o-t? spot? >> sure. >> okay, man. >> you in the original "star trek." >> yes. >> i remember you with the mustache coming out. >> yes, yes. >> you original spock. >> uh-huh. >> right? >> yes. >> and they have the new spock -- named zach, very nice guy. he is a spot, too? >> he's a spot? >> oh, yeah. yeah. >> how are you? >> very well, sir, how are you? >> what is your name? >> j.j

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yehya loves celebrities.e thought it would be fun for him and us to send him to the grammys to work the red carpet for us. here he is. enjoy. >> hi, it's me yehya. i'm in the grammys tonight. tonight i sing like i have a very good night. let's go. ♪ how are you? >> i'm very well. >> you relation with elvis presley family? >> no. >> only your name elvis, that's it. >> you know how you sound? you sound like rock music, what music? >> yes. >> hello. why you want to run, i not scare you. i'm good with you. you big too. why the guy you hit -- she go on the floor? you hit the lady -- >> no, no, no. i didn't hit anybody. >> punch in the face? >> no, no, the girl? >> you shot the girl? >> no, that was just some random guy. >> hey, hey. snoop dogg. >> lady gaga. lady gaga. >> hey, hey. you kenny rogers? >> kenny rodgers? are you kenny? >> kenny rogers? are you kenny rogers? steven he is gal, steven he is gal? what you doing tonight here? >> well, we just won a grammy for the best native american -- >> music? >> that's

in fact, yehya you used to sell ice cream?> yeah, when i was a small boy i used to sell ice cream and i ate it and the guy fire me. >> because you ate too much? >> yeah. you know, the sugar with the -- >> the cotton candy? >> yeah. i ate that and i -- >> and you got fired for that? >> because i swim a lot, i need sugar. i need something, you know? >> like a hummingbird. >> yeah, i lose money. he took me and fire me, that's okay. >> well, years later we decided to make that childhood dream come true. summer is here, it's hot out and it's important to keep your cholesterol up. we sent yehya and uncle frank next door to be ice cream guys. take a look. ♪ >> hello? >> hello. >> excuse me, we want your job. >> let me get you guys some applications. >> thank you. that's my dream, man. it's my dream. help me. it's my dream and i'm a small boy. it's my dream, man. >> i believe you. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> all you have to do is fill those out and bring them back in. >> all right. come on. we'll fill it out and bring it back. >> okay. w

try one more, yehya. see if you can strike him out. and -- the pitch -- guillermo -- and you are out, guillermo! congratulations, yehya. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what i call a perfect game. >> dicky: want the game? in april, get kinect sports season two, rated e for everyone at game stop and get the new bonus add-on basketball challenge pack, while supplies last. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ashton kutcher and justin bieber. from "dancing with the stars," martina navratilova. and music from the all-american rejects. if you've ever had the nagging suspicion that your smartphone was actually a borderline defective, glorified prototype in some kind of secret product test, you may have been on to something. ♪ so they realize how much they move. that's why we created degree with motionsense technology. the more you move, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. what? that lovely girl, caught your eye? 20 piece mcnuggets are only $4.99. you offer to share them. that's pretty smart. [ male announcer ] 20

it's time to look at what's going on with yehya. hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how is it going tonight? >> i'm at "jimmy kimmel live" tonight. >> jimmy: you're on the show right now. >> okay. i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: yes, you are. >> you know i'm here behind me, kodak, locked behind me. >> jimmy: the kodak theater is behind you. >> the kodak theater behind me. the bridge. all black for maybe whitney houston. >> jimmy: the what? >> whitney houston. all black for her. you know that's god bless her. and now, maybe everybody win oscar like zsa zsa gabor. >> jimmy: i don't know if zsa zsa is nominated this year, yehya. >> she is a celebrity, too. i don't know. >> jimmy: she is a celebrity. >> i hope she wins. george clooney, the guy -- i don't know his name. something like that. >> jimmy: yehya, tell us about the -- what's going on out there? where are they? is the red carpet down? are they ready? >> it's not ready. maybe behind me because the steel, concrete, the bridge. and steel everywhere. it's like construction of airpo

so, let's go to yehya for his report from the party in new york. yehya?, what are you doing here? >> well, i'm here to support samsung and their 3d television. but i'm here to support jimmy. i love jimmy. >> okay. you want to come -- >> this is my wife. >> nice to meet you. ya y yehya. you want to be on my show? >> i happen to love jimmy. i'll interview you. nice setup. >> i need more chair. sit here. >> so beautiful. hey. she can sit on my lap. come. you want to sit on my lap? >> yeah. >> this is a very, very nice interview. >> thank you. i have some music. >> okay. okay. good. >> why are say fire, fire, fire on your show? >> well, it just seems to work. people love it. they love the show "the apprentice" and it's been a big success, so, the worse the firing, the more they like it. >> do you like 3d? >> i like 3d, yeah, i do. >> put the glasses on? >> ah, beautiful. beautiful. wow. >> oh, my god. oh, my god is very close to my eyes. oh, my god. >> it's actually my hair, too. >> you like? >> i like. my air or 3d? >> you like 3d? >> i like both. can i take

yehya is a craftsman in every way. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> duane. >> who's duane. >> duane the bath tub. i'm drowning. >> duane the bath tub. okay. he took complete control and fixed everything. even things i didn't want fixed. >> i think you kind of get the idea of those knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> orange. >> orange, okay. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> frank sinat ra. >> i saw frank sinatra. >> knock, knock. who's there? >> brad pitt. he's a nice guy. >> i like your version better. it takes less thought. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> what's his name? >> nicolas cage? >> nicolas cage. >> you know him? >> i think it's ben stiller. >> who's there? >> there is really turned on me in a horrible way. >> at one point, it became all too clear that i made a mistake starting with the knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> anyone you want. >> tim. >> tim to go. it's time to go. this is more than i expected. i'll walk you out. the door is jammed. >> very funny, man

and let's go on the roof with yehya, shall we? ] hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are in front of the theater right now? >> no. it's behind me. not front. [ laughter ] jimmy, i'm on the roof. live from "jimmy kimmel live" today. >> jimmy: yes. >> behind me, the theater -- the kodak theater. a lot going on. red carpet, covered with the plastic. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i hope -- meryl streep she win an oscar for the movie "margaret thatcher," the english woman. and the charlize mcclean. and brigitte. and a lot of celebrities win. for him, i pray. >> jimmy: yehya, i couldn't hear any of that. we're having trouble with your microphone. could you repeat that, please? >> one more time? >> jimmy: huh? >> yes. for los angeles, you know, margaret thatcher. and the movie "help." and i don't know the names. she's very nice. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then, sherlie mclane. a long time in france. and also, brigitte. >> jimmy: okay. >> and behind me, kodak theater. they covered the red carpet with the plastic. >> jimmy: yes. >> and here

we have yehya on the roof and guillermo down below. hey, yehya? >> yes, jimmy?jimmy: ready to do this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> okay. >> go ahead! >> tetris! >> jimmy: all right. >> yehya, you're not good at this. >> jimmy: well, in conclusion, you don't have to throw giant shapes off a roof to play, because tetris is now available at the app store. so, i have no idea why we did this. one more. yeah, yehya, go ahead. >> tetris! >> dicky: the new tetris app gives fans a revolutionary way to play the game on their iphone and ipod touch. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with jamie oliver, music from vince gill back in two minutes with jamie oliver, music from vince gill and peter facinelli. and whiesn't travel by sleigh or reindeer, it does get around... in fact, every year duracell sends loads of batteries to the mattel children's hospital, u.c.l.a. of course, children here and everywhere don't really think about which battery makes their toy run... but, still... you'd never want to disappoint. duracell. trusted everywhere. yes. but la

. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel and this is my good friend, celebrity photographer yehya. >> hi. >> hi, yehya. yehya has taken his picture -- he waits outside places and he has taken his picture with literally millions of celebrities. >> right. >> and some are better than others. >> who is this? >> this is will smith. >> will smith. and who is this? >> ryan -- >> who do we have here? >> elizabeth taylor. >> that's her hand? >> yeah, she's in the car. >> and this is? >> jessica simpson. >> of course. >> as you can see, taking pictures of yourself can be a real challenge, but not anymore, thanks to the new samsung dualview. the samsung dualview has an lcd on the back and look at this -- >> there's what i wanted, jimmy. >> i know. on the front too. now you can get yourself in the picture and all your friends too. not only that, samsung smart auto feature adjusts 16 different ways to make sure you get the perfect shot every single time. >> can i take a picture with you, jimmy? >> of course. here we go. look at that. all right, let's see what it looks like and -- there we go. [ applause ] just lik

sal, yehya- sal is going to try to dunk you while you're on the phone. yehya? >> yes? >> jimmy: did you hear that? >> i hear that. >> jimmy: are you ready for this. >> i'm ready for this. >> jimmy: here we go. let him have it. little lower. okay. he's getting closer. -- oh, he's getting a lot closer. yehya? can you hear me? >> who is this? >> jimmy: still jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel, i don't believe this. >> jimmy: look at that. it still works. >> dicky: the casio commando. available sclufly at verizon wireless. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with kyra sedgwick. blind movie critic jay forry. and music from theophilus london. i never saw the traffic stop. it all happened so fast. it was clearly too late for me to do anything as my mercedes collision system automatically kicked in. the next thing i know, the mercedes stopped itself. ♪ watching what mercedes has done in bringing together these sensors in a car with software that has the ability to save your life. that's magical software. [ male announcer ] the innovation, the engineering of mercedes-benz. the best or

>> yehya: tv in the car?! >> jimmy: yeah. >> samanth . >> i don't believe it. >> jimmy: yep, the caravan offers live mobil television with up to 20 channels beamed directly to your car. >> dicky: put on the game. >> yehya: no, cartoons. >> jimmy: yehya, explain to dicky why you want to watch cartoons and then maybe he'll understand. >> it makes me relax. funny. >> jimmy: it make him relax. funny, funny. >> dicky: we're watching the game. >> jimmy: guys, guys, guys. i'm going to turn off the tv. >> i tell my mom on you. dodge caravan it has everything, so you can do anything. >> jimmy kimmel live, back in two minutes with modern family's julie bowen, author and michelle obama's brother, craig robinson, and music from doctr. dog. that's ridiculous. look at it. it's got seating for up to seven, a smooth v6 engine and a five star government crash test rating. why would you need 60 days, really, who is that indecisive? the dodge "you won't need 60 days to decide but we'll give it to you anyway" event. the dodge "yo

he's going to examine our friend yehya. this morning, dr.ne of his munchkins to our office to take blood. that's how that went. >> okay, guillermo, are you right handed or left handed? >> right handed. >> all right, we're just going to do a finger stick. >> is it over yet? >> almost. >> is there blood? >> a little bit. >> what is this for? >> this is for cholesterol and glue clo gluco glucose, your total lipid panel and your glucose. >> guillermo has elmers glucose. look at those hands. >> are you right handed or left handed? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: he doesn't know. which one do you write with? >> use left -- >> jimmy: so don't do his knuckles. i don't know if you're going to be able to get through that. you may need -- >> that is not too red. >> hold that. >> my blood. you want some? >> are you nervous? >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. >> sorry, jimmy. wow. >> jimmy: isn't that something? have you ever seen my blood before? >> you're a good bleeder. >> jimmy: i'm a good bleeder. is that a good quality to have? >> it just means you're not

> okay. >> jimmy: yehya, do you roll over or under? >> under! >> jimmy: why? >> i love the kids. easy for the kids. better. everything i want to make happy for the kids. easy. >> jimmy: i didn't understand one word, but i agree completely. guillermo, your take, over or under? >> over! >> jimmy: why? >> my wife is the boss. i listen to her. >> i think that is stupid. >> i think you are stupid! [ shouting at each other ] >> jimmy: guys, guys, guys. we're all stupid. when we come back, we'll hear from secretary of state hillary clinton. >> the great debate is on -- over or under? how do you roll, america? go cottonellerollpoll.com to let your voice be heard. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live!" is back in two minutes with chevy chase, elisha cuthbert, music from melaniefiona, and headline. [ pen scratches ] thanks to my invention, ou can go under...or over. [ male announcer ] tell us how you roll at cottonellerollpoll.com. unbelievable win. something else unbelievable, a minus in algebra. wow. so what are you gong to have? one of these under 55

i'm yehya. welcome to the show.'m yehya. >> and i'm cory. [ laughter ] >> and today, talking about the march mountainous. taking about the east. you know? actually, the east is texas, florida. i don't know that's a name i forget. >> florida. >> i said florida. >> okay. >> texas. those are the first. >> texas. and now, it's got, like -- isn't that where they got the kangaroos? >> no. kangaroos in canada. not in texas. >> i thought they put up the fences. >> no. in texas, they have tornadoes. i don't know. in canada, right? >> she only knows about the butter. >> okay. for that for me, that's it. thank you. good-bye. >> buy my butter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. you know -- [ cheers and applause ] couldn't get a word in edgewise with the butter lady. i told you it was the worst sports team on television. president obama was at one of the play-in games at dayton, ohio, tonight. he brought british prime minister, david cameron, with him. it's part of a cultural exchange program. they go to a basketball game now her

our opponent tonight is resident celebrity expert, yehya. hello, yehya. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: you can identify any celebrity. what? >> genius director. >> jimmy: what? >> director -- >> jimmy: the one coming up on the show later, mel brooks. >> i met him long time. >> jimmy: very good. you can see yehya is on top of his game. this is the screen of a famous person's phone. your job is to guess who this phone belongs to. you'll see three tiles, then you make a guess. our first clue is the map tile. and it says "chavez ravine." the second clue comes from the groupo on tile. 50% off two baseball game tickets. and our final clue, we'll look at our famous person's calendar tile. it says "pick up number 27 jersey from cleaners." it says "eat stadium hot dog." and finally it says "play ball." yehya, do you have a guess? >> ah -- snoop dogg? >> jimmy: it is not. cliff, do you have a guess? >> i'm going to go with matt kemp. >> jimmy: matt kemp is absolutely right! >> dicky: cliff will be taking home the all-new windows phone 8 from microsoft. th

how's it coming, yehya? >> good, jimmy. >> jimmy: the ah-choo-choo is a self-contained human transport apparatus that runs on what, yehya? >> on sneezes! >> jimmy: on what? that's right, it runs on sneezes. explain the technology behind the vehicle. >> the train comes down the line, the sneezes come to you. >> jimmy: maybe it's better if we demonstrate. you sprinkle pepper on the driver's face and look at that. isn't that amazinamazing? think of the mileage during allergy season. the progressive insurance automotive "x" prize contest, helping geniuses like us help you so you'll have more super fuel efficient vehicle choices. >> i am a genius! >> jimmy: i know you are. >> dicky: to learn more, go to progressive.com. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," music from civil twilight and dominic monaghan. nice calculator. i'm just trying to save money on my car insurance. you know, with progressive, you get the option to name your price. is that

take our friend yehya for example. here's how yehya's gift-giving experience might go without macy's fashion director. >> happy birthday sweetheart. >> oh, thanks! it's -- beautiful. >> oh, no! >> jimmy: good acting. >> jimmy: and now, here's how that might go with macy's fashion director. >> happy birthday sweetheart. >> oh, thank you, you're so sweet. what did you get me? >> from macy's, for you! >> oh, okay -- >> you like it? >> i love it! and shoes? >> and shoes. >> and a handbag? >> and bag! >> oh, i love you. >> i love you, too. thank you. >> who is this? >> i don't know. >> who is that? >> i don't know. >> oh! oh -- okay. what's going on? >> jimmy: you know, that's a shame. but i think we can all agree that macy's fashion director comes out smelling like a rose. right, yehya? >> i guess so. >> dicky: show the world how you can pull it all together. take the macy's daily fashion challenge and you could win $100 at macys.com/fashiondirector. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with david cross, musi

and our resident celebrity expert, yehya, ready to do battle, yehya? you know every celebrity there is? >> you know me. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. the start screen of a famous character's phone. guess who this phone belongs to based on customizable tiles. you will see three tiles. and the first clue is the weather channel app. it says north pole, negative 26 fahrenheit. blizzardy. your second clue from the friend tile. that clue says, argggh, argggh. and for a final clue. one of more of the famous friend tiles. t-minus 41 days till liftoff. ho-ho-ho, xoxo, santa. do you have a guess who this famous character is? >> mike tyson? [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: jose, do you have a guess? >> rudolph the red nosed reindeer. >> jimmy: that is right! >> announcer: jose has won the smart phone reinvented around you. >> jimmy: look at this! [ cheers and applause ] do reindeers hop? jimmy kimmel live with christina applegate, kirstie alley! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] for everything your face has to face. face it with puffs ultra soft & strong. puffs has soft, air-fluffe

yehya, get ready. >> okay. >> jimmy: question three. which super hero's unrivaled speed, agility and devastating combat moves can you control in the iron man 2 video game. yehya? >> jimmy: no. jennifer? >> the answer is iron man. >> jimmy: that's correct. congratulations! you've won the iron man 2 video game. >> dicky: iron man 2, the video game. available today on 360, ps3, psp, wii, ds. go beyond the movie. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with pamela anderson, jorge garcia and mickey rourke. build your better breakfast at subway! for only $2.50, get a western egg white muffin melt, made-to-your-order, and add a 16-oz. cup... of freshly brewed seattle's best coffee. try the new $2.50 breakfast combo at subway. ♪ searthis is jack's story.ind a better tv relationship. try the new $2.50 breakfast combo at subway. [ machinery whirring, wind gusting ] it's almost like the real thing, huh? it's like i'm there. isn't it time for a 3d tv? [ jack ] keep talking. at sears, we can match you to the perfect technology, just like

tailgating before the asu-colorado college football game. >> hi, i'm yehya.e game, for cars.com. between the buffalo and the devil. and -- let's go! hey, guy. can i play with you? >> yeah! >> i'm not drink alcohol. >> why not? >> no. i drink -- >> oh! sorry man. good luck for the devil today! >> yeah! yeah! >> hey! >> go to cars.com, the best -- >> tailgating. >> tailgating. >> tailgating? >> tell me, what? >> tailgating. >> tailgating. and that's it? >> dicky: head to cars.com to find all the tools you need to shop confidently for your next car. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," music from the bangles and adam sandler. riding the dog like it's a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment! luckily though, ya know, i conceal this bad boy underneath my blanket just so i can get on e-trade and check my investment portfolio, research stocks, and set conditional orders. wait, why are you taking... oh, i see. hey max, would it kill you to throw a guy a warning bark? [ d

here now to explain, professor yehya. >> hi, jimmy. you want protect your engine from good shell gas -- >> jimmy: not from the shell gas, with the shell gas. >> right, i mean, sorry. >> jimmy: explain how they will do that. >> you put the gas in your car, go from the tank to the filter, from the filter to the carburetor, from the carburetor, you have gum inside. >> jimmy: yeah, gum. >> you go inside the engine and make very dirty the engine. stop you anywhere. >> jimmy: what? >> and i'm a small boy, i'm working a mechanic. my boss give me the key, tell me check the engine. i take the car, american car, i'm driving, i don't see the window and i hit the car in the wall and my boss fire me for one week. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i swear. >> jimmy: you didn't get any gum? >> not gum, because with shell car -- gas, with shell gas, you don't got gum. >> jimmy: so, what you're saying, yehya, is, all premium gasolines aren't the same and shell nitrogen enriched gasolines, including shell v-power, help protect and clean critical engine parts

and yehya got what? >> i got the new sizzling asian shrimp and broccoli. it tastes -- >> jimmy: yes, he got the new sizefuling asian shrimp and broccoli. backened shrimp in a skill let full of rice and vegetables. right? >> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: right. big taste, big portion, big flavor. yehya, do you think you can say the words applebee's unbelievably great tasting and under 550 calories in less than 15 seconds? >> applebee's -- >> jimmy: wait. start the clock! >> applebee's 500 lot calorie, ah, taste very good. >> jimmy: close enough. >> dicky: applebee's new unbelievably great tasting and under 550 calories. all of the taste, none of the trade-off. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with chris paul, music from tune-yards and tracy morgan. [ woman ] this year, i resolve to indulge in flavor, to savor every bite. this year, i resolve to have it all. [ male announcer ] applebee's introduces fresh new choices, all great-tasting and under 550 calories. like our sizzling asian shrimp & broccoli, roasted garlic sirloin, and sizzling chili lim

>> what's the plan, yehya? >> ah -- cars -- >> confidence comes standard?> yeah. >> for cars.com. >> break! >> cars.com! >> dicky: head to cars.com to find all the times you need to shop confidently for your next car. at cars.com, confidence comes standard. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with the three finalists from "dancing with the stars," music from christina perri and patricia heaton. it saytopless. looks great... [ laughter ] what's so funny? nothing. nothing. and it says here hank's a real gas guzzler. you hear that hank? burp. whatever. hey, what about me? it says your ride is very smooth. aw, yeah. hear that sheila? never gonna happen. [ male announcer ] with consumer and expert reviews. confidence comes standard. see just like the reviews said. big rear-end. excuse me? 's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's see just like the reviews said. big rear-end. new stuffed rigatonis, starting at just $9.95. hearty pasta, stuffed with a blend of italian cheeses. for just $9.95, try them with grilled sausage in tomato alfredo. or for just $11.9

yehya. a guy i met on the street outside a movie.guillermo, yehya, tonight's big giant question is, which new bourbon street-inspired "2 for $20" menu item is better? cajun shrimp pasta or bourbon street chicken and shrimp? guillermo, your thoughts? >> the cajun shrimp pasta is better -- and anyone who says it isn't is stupid. >> jimmy: passionate words from a passionate man. yehya, your take? >> the bourbon street chicken and shrimp is better! >> what? >> it's better. it's spicy and hot. and i like it. it's delicious. yes. >> no! i want the fiery flavor of cajun shrimp pasta! >> i want the bourbon street chicken and shrimp. >> did you say the fairy flavor? >> fiery. >> jimmy: oh, fiery. okay, now you go. >> the, the -- the bourbon street chicken. >> jimmy: you know, with the 2 for $20 menu -- ah, forget it. i'm just going to eat over here. >> dicky: apple bee's 2 for $20 menu with two new additions to the line-up -- bourbon street chicken and shrimp and cajun shrimp pasta. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with mu

. >> hola, guillermo, and now we get government get yehya in egypt. >> hi, jimmy. >> hi, yehya. you know, the buick lacrosse features an available state of the art 40 gig nav and entertainment system, heads up display, and a quiet tuned interior. you really couldn't ask for a better ride, right, guys? >> yeah. >> okay, we finally made it to hollywood. >> oh, no. we have to go back to egypt. i have to go back to egypt. >> why, yehya? >> i only remembered one shoe. >> only remembered one shoe, jimmy. >> visit your local buick dealer today to experience the buick lacrosse, the new class of world class. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ricky gervais, from "dancing with the stars," kathy ireland and music from alice in chains. it's not the new lexus. it's not the new bmw. it's not the new audi. what it is... is impossible to resist. the new twenty-ten lacrosse from buick. it's the new class of world class. to see light bulbs turn on. i want my students to have something that they could apply the next day at work if they have to. for my students, they need to know that i'

go to cars.com. >> after i'm done. >> good luck, man. >> what's the plan, yehya? >> ah -- cars -- >> confidence comes standard? >> yeah, for cars.com. what i say now? >> dicky: head to cars.com to find all the tools you need to shop confidently for your next car. cars.com. confidence comes standard. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with jackson rathbone, music from miranda lambert and tim allen. well let's see... hey say? it says sheila looks great... topless. [ laughter ] what's so funny? nothing. nothing. and it says here hank's a real gas guzzler. you hear that hank? burp. whatever. hey, what about me? it says your ride is very smooth. aw, yeah. hear that sheila? never gonna happen. [ male announcer ] with consumer and expert reviews. confidence comes standard. see just like the reviews said. big rear-end. excuse me? i know. this is great. you know, i feel like... did you just check the game on your phone? what? no! what am i, like some kind of summoner who can just summon footage to his phone like that? come on. i guess i'm just a little...

[ laughter ] >> by the way, how did you get hurt, yehya? >> i am not hurt. think this is our uniform! [ laughter ] >> oh yehya! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that it? is it offer? >> dicky: aflac. helping you cover what major medical insurance doesn't. learn how to help protect your family at aflac.com. >> jimmy: wow. that was something. thank you, mummies. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with jamie oliver, chris jericho from "dancing with the stars," music from robbie jericho from "dancing with the stars," music from robbie robertson and mark ruffalo. ...but it h pay the doctors. pays the doctors, boyyy! [ quack ] oh yeah? what about your family? ♪ we added aflac, so we get cash! it's like our safety net... ♪ to help with the mortgage or whatever we need! so my family doesn't feel the pain too. ha! [ male announcer ] help protect your family at aflac.com. [ pigeons ] heyyy! hooo!!! versus sebastian zero gravity. do you see, when i touch it? it moves perfectly. i cannot tell the difference. [ male announcer ] new suave professionals. reformulated to w

. >> jimmy: where are you, yehya? >> i am on vacation at the dude ranch. >> jimmy: and how's it going? >> i don't like it. it smell very bad. >> jimmy: yes, it does. seems a little bit dangerous, too. are you enjoying riding the donkey? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah? yehya? if you had gone to nexpedition.com -- you have to be in front. you can't get behind the donkey. you know, yehya, if you had gone to nexpedition.com, you would have wound up in places tailored specifically to your personality. so, instead, you would have been here. >> oh my god. hawaii, i love hawaii. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. >> very good in the fresh air. >> jimmy: on a donkey in hawaii. it makes perfect sense. >> dicky: nextpedition from american express travel. take the online quiz at nextpedition.com today. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with russell brand, music from lukas nelson and promise of the real and jane fonda. 's's's's's's's new baked pasta romanas. ruffled pasta, layered with creamy fontina and asiago cheeses, and oven-ba

i'no mathematician, but that right yehya?st all of them, [ llphone rings] >> yes, jimmy.ht! hello? jimmy: go ahead we'll wait. >> hehyaa, y how are you, guillerm o?>> i am good. how are u? >>immy: excuse me, guys. guillermo, comover here. why are you talking on the pne >>en you're ur feet apart? e talk on the phone because we are frids, but hya has >>t?bad breath. ath. no,ou do. >> jimys, please! you both have babreath but if you use listerine pocketpaks, at wl be ahing of the pas w ch other. >> you areery nty >> no! you e very minty >>ou areery minty >>icky: lierine cketks. wi it kill it? see more at collehum.comterine. twminutewith kimmive isck anders cr, stt caan and sic fr mc. so brighten your smile a healthy d than 5 terine® wening ps restorinrinse. it's the onrise makes yo teeth terine® wening ps restorinrinse. two ades whiteand two mes r rine®whitening.. wer tooumouth. [ t sweet! thanks, mi! [ meow ] [ me announcer ] anher examp of volkswagen quality. that's power o rman engineering. right now lease the 20 jetta . sit vwdealer.com today. iear y♪ ♪ roountain high ♪

yehya, you're the pitcher. throw the ball. do you understand what's going on here?> yes. >> jimmy: let's try one more. see if you can strike him out. and the pitch? guillermo late on the swing and you're out. [ applause ] now that's what i call a perfect game. >> dicky: want the game? in april, get "kinect sports: season two" rated e for everyone at gamestop, and get the new bonus add-on basketball challenge pack while supplies last. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with edie falco, the latest cast-off from "dancing with the stars" and comedian amy schumer. ♪ ♪ i'm too sexy for my shirt ♪ too sexy for my shirt ♪ so sexy, it hurts [ male announcer ] pop tarts. how good does your favorite flavor make you feel? introducing new wild fruit fusion. try on the latest must have flavor. pop tarts. joylicious. these three friends share a house. we swapped their ride for a focus. bad news for their imports. it's really cool looking. what about fuel-efficiency? amazing. i think it gets up to like 40 miles per gallon. kinda cool when the needle never moves. m

hi, i'm yehya. i'm here for the game. for cars.com. show you how tailgate. i come for the -- let's go! >> want food? it's not good, man. i bring you falafel. i give you eat. good? >> tastes like feet. >> oh! >> drop it in my helmet. eat it! everybody eat it in my tailgate. i have falafel, make you very strong. how you are? it's falafel. go to cars.com? >> after i'm done. >> good luck, man! >> what's the plan, yehya? >> cars -- >> confidence comes standard? >> yeah, for cars.com. what i say now? >> dicky: head to cars.com to find all the tools you need to shop confidently for your next car. cars.com. confidence comes standard. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with j.r. martinez and karina smirnoff. david beckham. dana delany. david beckham. dana delany. and music from nickelback.at&t? s 4g, so you can do more faster. so, kathryn, post more youtube videos of your baby acting adorable. baby. on it. matt, ignore me and keep updating your fantasy team. huh? jeff, play a game. turbo-boosting now, sir. dennis, check in everywhere you go on foursquare. that'

nice. >> jimmy: that's really good so far, yehya. perfect. okay. >> you're going to break. >> what's happening with me? you do mine. >> jimmy: you got the wrong one? okay. yeah, now do it. two mcs of fun now. >> dicky: take a photo at your favorite tgi fridays and logon to the website to enter the sweepstakes to win a chance to see "jimmy kimmel live." tgi friday's in here, it is always friday. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with harrison ford. gary dell'abate. and music from edward sharpe and the magnetic see ropes. hey, man, how's my truck doing? good. they're just changing the oil. we're in. here we go. ♪ [ cheering ] i'm going to go check on the fellas. ♪ you guys almost done? ah, it's going to take a while. you're, uh, leaking diesel fuel. it's not a diesel engine. yeah, that's why it's so bad. [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time. the just right taste of bud light. here we go. [ drill whirs ] [ chuckles ] ♪ [ spits ] ♪ [ thunder crashes ] ♪ [ male announcer ] movies just got more awesome. download and watch the

i'm joined by guillermo and yehya, a guy i met on the street. >> hi. >> jimmy: hello, gentleman. guillermo, which craft two menu item tastes the best? >> i like naked taco salad because it is delicious, fresh, and i like to eat tacos naked watching tv. >> jimmy: yehya? >> i like the grilled quesadilla. >> jimmy: the what? >> the grilled k eeddiaw. it's best, healthy, give me power. >> i'm right, you're wrong. >> no, i'm right. >> no, i'm right. >> jimmy: ladies, please, please. you are both right, and you're both wrong. i'm tell you why. the craft two menu allows you to mix and match two smaller portioned menu items. you can get two in one. you get to embrace your indecision, fellas. >> so, does that mean we've been arguing for no reason? >> jimmy: si. >> jimmy kimmel, you're a tricky guy. >> no, he's not. >> yes, he is. >> no, he's not. >> jimmy: back to you, wolf. >> dicky: to learn more about qdoba mexican grill's craft two menu, and to play the craft your life game for a chance to win a free craft two, visit qdoba.com. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back if two minutes with n

guillermo and yehya. are you ready to sing? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: let's do this. ♪ 5, 4, 3 ♪ 5, 4, 3 ♪ value menu ♪ get a $5 large sub ♪ or two items ♪ over a foot of flavor with a thosal ♪ ♪ for just four bucks ♪ or a toasty sub ♪ 5, 4, 3 >> jimmy: you sounded great. yehya, it appeared you just said 5, 4, 3 over and over again. all right. you know what, your singing isser isable but the sandwiches are delicious. put these in your mouth and never sing again. >> dicky: brought to you by the quizno's $5, $4, $3 value menu. quizno's. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with lisa ling, music from rhymefest and zac efron. [ male announcer ] what would you do for a klondike ice cream sandwich? that's right, # we said sandwich? ♪ what would you do-oo-oo for a klondike bar? ♪ ♪ an everyday moment can turn romantic at a moment's notice. and when it does, men with erectile dysfunction can be more confident in their ability to be ready with cialis for daily use. cialis for daily use is a clinically proven, low-dose tabl

ya yehya? >> hi, jimmy, i'm here with the ford fiesta. look the wheel. oh, my gold. look, another wheel. oh, my god. the other side have two wheel. oh, my god. oh, my god. they have wheel here, too, jimmy. oh, my god. i love the wheel. oh, look, the button. this car 40 mile for gallon, jimmy. oh, my god. it's beautiful car. look. look. the other one is yellow. look, that is red. please, i take famous people photo, i can take picture with you? please? >> dicky: introducing the new ford fiesta. reserve one for yourself at fordvehicles.com/2011fiesta. create your very own fiesta online, and when you reserve it, you'll get sync, ford's in-car communication system with navigation and a fantastic sound system at no extra charge. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with ashley greene, music from honor society and jake gyllenhaal. great, experts. what do i get my husband? ♪ high-def tv, high-def tv ♪ in 1080p ♪ with 120 hertz, guys are so easy ♪ ♪ high-def tv, high def tv, we really do agree ♪ ♪ guys just want a nice big screen ♪ ♪ to stare at frozenly [ din

did over the weekend at ucla versus washington state in pasadena. >> hi, i'm yehya. i'm here with the cars.com -- ah -- i forget. i show you how to tailgate. come with me. combines. want food? help yourself! >> what are the hot dogs? >> no, hot dog. fal falafel. it's good. >> tastes like feet. >> it's good! go to cars.com, right car, right price. okay? >> great. >> all right. falafel. it's good for you! go to cars.com for the great consumer and expert reviews. this falafel. go to cars.com? >> after i'm done. i can't eat before. >> okay, good luck, man! >> dicky: visit cars.com for a list of the best tailgating vehicles. confidence comes standard. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with john stamos, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," chynna phillips, music from peter bjorn and john and don rickles, too. phillips, music from peter bjorn and john and don rickles, too. we'll be right back. whatsay? well let's see... ly? it says sheila looks great... topless. [ laughter ] what's so funny? nothing. nothing. and it says here hank's a real gas

your opponent is our resident celebrity expert, yehya! how are you yehya? are you ready for this. >> yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: this is a start screen of a famous person's phone. your job is to guess which famous person this phone belongs to based on their customized live tiles and apps. you'll see three tiles, then you can make a guess. all right? your first clue is the photo tile. that is it. what is that? and here's your second clue. it comes from the friend tile. and it says, omg, had an awesome day on the battlefield. lease catch up later, lol. drinks. from ulysses s. grant and we will look at this famous person's calendar tile. pick up top hat from the cleaners. trim beard. make famous speech at gettysburg. take a nap. yeyha, care to make a guess? >> is that the guy at -- >> what? >> jimmy: let's go over to cricket? >> i'm going to guess abraham lincoln. what has she won? >> the all new windows 8 phone from microsoft. the phone reinvented around you. >> jimmy: guillermo, come on out. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy kimmel live" back in tw