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>> greg: vodka! >> tucker: greg gutfeld. >> greg: vodka.ker: oh, you said it, i'm sorry. >> greg: what is wrong with you? >> tucker: vodka isn't used in a margarita. did he really say that? >> greg: yes. >> a margarita is a fruit and there is ice and there is vodka. [laughter] >> tucker: he is wrong but you were right. you are one up. >> greg: but not for long. >> tucker: [laughter] and by the way after winning that money, you are tending bar. >> austin: why wouldn't i? i get to hang out with my o friends and make money for it. >> greg: i admire that. >> tucker: good for you, good for you. >> greg: you can't retire in $400,000. >> austin: three blocks from here. >> tucker: what is the bar called? >> greg: i used toap drink there. it is a part. i used to go there all the time. it is the best thing happening on the block. >> tucker: question two, the national game show commission demand this multiple-choice question about food. president trump just rolled out another fast food spread at the white house this time for the north dakota state foo
>> greg: vodka! >> tucker: greg gutfeld. >> greg: vodka.ker: oh, you said it, i'm sorry. >> greg: what is wrong with you? >> tucker: vodka isn't used in a margarita. did he really say that? >> greg: yes. >> a margarita is a fruit and there is ice and there is vodka. [laughter] >> tucker: he is wrong but you were right. you are one up. >> greg: but not for long. >> tucker: [laughter] and by the way after winning that money, you are...
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greg: that is true. why waste the precious years on my young face. michael: gold dust woman. greg: i have a great question for you, we are going to have to redo the basis, remember first base was kissing, now first base is going to be removing the mask which means we might have to scrap baseball and go to football where you have four downs and a touchdown or maybe we do bowling weathers ten strikes, i don't know. michael: i like football, that we like first down you get the mask off, second down. [laughter] i went for extra points, you went for extra points on this first day, i called an audible, she was into it. greg: it's amazing is destroying my world in a tailspin. do you think masks are here to stay? pete: i took the depressing step of taking an extra mask and putting in the center console my car. that was a depressing moment feeling like i will need this going forward when i don't expect it. the robot mask is depressing. the amount of people i see the grocery store wearing it like this like write a
greg: that is true. why waste the precious years on my young face. michael: gold dust woman. greg: i have a great question for you, we are going to have to redo the basis, remember first base was kissing, now first base is going to be removing the mask which means we might have to scrap baseball and go to football where you have four downs and a touchdown or maybe we do bowling weathers ten strikes, i don't know. michael: i like football, that we like first down you get the mask off, second...
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greg: no.: my investigation on old white men, i've been investigating this for over two years. greg: that is true. tyrus: welcome to the party. brothers we've been going through this forever. you go into the police department and they have a narrative. clearly he fits the description of the 5 - 1 guy whose fits the stolen car. during the stay at home, i've been watching a lot of innocent files, there's a lot of stuff going on, now you know what we go through every time you get pulled over. they don't say how are you doing, how are you driving, got a drugs in the car, see what i'm saying, narrative. it sucks, it stings, sorry you had to go through that general flynn but welcome to the dance. or pretty much every other weekend of my college career. greg: dave, it's actually an interesting point because there's a lot of liberals who would be screaming about this behavior if it was a young minority. but they're not in this case. dave: i'm sure you see the movie edr christy, were entering a phase in
greg: no.: my investigation on old white men, i've been investigating this for over two years. greg: that is true. tyrus: welcome to the party. brothers we've been going through this forever. you go into the police department and they have a narrative. clearly he fits the description of the 5 - 1 guy whose fits the stolen car. during the stay at home, i've been watching a lot of innocent files, there's a lot of stuff going on, now you know what we go through every time you get pulled over. they...
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greg? >> greg: it's like asking me to pick my favorite child, i hate all of them. no. i miss the westside steak house, i miss the steak house, bistro leo in my neighborhood, i miss -- i miss the bowery meat company, i miss eating out but the thing is, i know longer eat out and i've lost weight, could there be a correlation, that i am no longer gorging. >> jesse: could there be a correlation? we are going to study that and figure it out. you look great, i know that's you want anybody to tell you. dana, what do you miss the most? >> dana: well, westside steak house is a place greg introduced me to about a decade ago, i love that place. they have excellent food. so to be a little different, i used to go to columbus circle all the time because that's where i was, all the things. you could go through there, that is my little hub and i miss it. >> jesse: i don't miss westside steak house because greg has never invited me. i obviously miss -- >> dana: i will take you. >> jesse: i am on brand. juan
greg? >> greg: it's like asking me to pick my favorite child, i hate all of them. no. i miss the westside steak house, i miss the steak house, bistro leo in my neighborhood, i miss -- i miss the bowery meat company, i miss eating out but the thing is, i know longer eat out and i've lost weight, could there be a correlation, that i am no longer gorging. >> jesse: could there be a correlation? we are going to study that and figure it out. you look great, i know that's you want anybody...
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tyrus: i saw lynette greg. greg: don't you feel good for flynn?bsolutely, i feel i owe him apology because they did not shape him enough when they had all the information and quite honestly i did not feel like if he did do what they accused them up it was that big of a deal, i was a guy who was interviewed by the united states government twice to include my ex-girlfriend and her appearance on my character on who i am so i get a security clearance to take up our bombs and learn about them. i can guarantee when they ask you about my drinking habits you can probably say this might've been a lie. but i told them what they needed to know so i can do a cool job. so what does line mean, there's a white lie, saying you look pretty when you don't, i don't know what they classify as a lie but when you start this with a question, do you want to be here today and i tell you yes and that's a lie, there is no consequence to that, in our learning there's no consequence to the lie that he supposedly told or has admitted to. but if you're out there and you're sayi
tyrus: i saw lynette greg. greg: don't you feel good for flynn?bsolutely, i feel i owe him apology because they did not shape him enough when they had all the information and quite honestly i did not feel like if he did do what they accused them up it was that big of a deal, i was a guy who was interviewed by the united states government twice to include my ex-girlfriend and her appearance on my character on who i am so i get a security clearance to take up our bombs and learn about them. i can...
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greg: okay.id it's going to be done what i thought they said they were going to limit spitting, so the amount of spitting that they do, that means 1000 spitz instead of spitting the whole time. a room of 30 babies produces less free-flowing saliva than an american baseball team at work. i know this, i researched it was my senior thesis and all i got was a d- in a bunch of cops in my dorm room wondering where all the babies went. greg: we have a segment that mentions corn hole and spitting, totally different idea in my head. charlie, last word to you, i actually have no answers for this. charlie: yeah, but you know, this goes back to your monologue which i think is really a very important issue. this idea that you have 50 states, 50 experiments, america was founded on the prospect that people are willing to take risks, we allow people to elect somebody that we are going to put in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal on the planet, i think those same people can be trusted to make decisions about h
greg: okay.id it's going to be done what i thought they said they were going to limit spitting, so the amount of spitting that they do, that means 1000 spitz instead of spitting the whole time. a room of 30 babies produces less free-flowing saliva than an american baseball team at work. i know this, i researched it was my senior thesis and all i got was a d- in a bunch of cops in my dorm room wondering where all the babies went. greg: we have a segment that mentions corn hole and spitting,...
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>> greg: no!no but i think the robot could cut you off if you gained 5 pounds in quarantine. >> dan: the tipping thing. dana nailed it. throw a tip, you get a little extra patron in your margarita. >> katie: fan mail friday is up next. as a doctor, i agree with cdc guidance. i recommend topical pain relievers first... like salonpas patch large. it's powerful, fda-approved to relieve moderate pain, yet non-addictive and gentle on the body. salonpas. it's good medicine. hisamitsu. ♪[ siren ] & doug give me your hand! i can save you... lots of money with liberty mutual! we customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪ >> greg: it is fan mail friday. we are asking your questions. from john, what is something you really resent paying for? dana. keep it clean. >> dana: [laughs] oh, my gosh, i am pretty good customer. >> greg: come on. >> dana: i don't know. well, i have to say it is a little bit absurd that you have
>> greg: no!no but i think the robot could cut you off if you gained 5 pounds in quarantine. >> dan: the tipping thing. dana nailed it. throw a tip, you get a little extra patron in your margarita. >> katie: fan mail friday is up next. as a doctor, i agree with cdc guidance. i recommend topical pain relievers first... like salonpas patch large. it's powerful, fda-approved to relieve moderate pain, yet non-addictive and gentle on the body. salonpas. it's good medicine....
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." ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld with dana perino, juan williams, jesse watters and dagen mcdowell"the five." at last nights town hall, donald trump was asked about the media. i bet he likes that question. i'm not sure, but i think he liked that question. >> i think guy like that question. i'm not sure but i think i like that question. i appreciate it. i appreciate the prayers very much. i am greeted with a hostile press the likes of which no president has ever seen. the closest would be that gentleman right up there, they always said lincoln, nobody got treated worse than lincoln. i believe i am treated worse. i feel that if i was kind to them, i would be walked off the stage. they come at you with the most horrible, horrendous, biased questions. you see it. 94 95% of the presses hostile. >> greg: i know, i know. lincoln's run didn't end well but trump was referring to assaults by the media, not by disgruntled actors, although they are easily confused. the danger with asking trump about the prizes that it creates a never ending media spiral, the media attacks trump. trump fights b
." ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld with dana perino, juan williams, jesse watters and dagen mcdowell"the five." at last nights town hall, donald trump was asked about the media. i bet he likes that question. i'm not sure, but i think he liked that question. >> i think guy like that question. i'm not sure but i think i like that question. i appreciate it. i appreciate the prayers very much. i am greeted with a hostile press the likes of which no president has ever...
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do you know where greg is? >> i have no idea where greg is. >> mike, you seen greg?> have not seen greg. >> has anybody heard from greg? >> no. >> okay. okay. it's the same old story with greg. i've made several attempts to try to reach him, but he doesn't answer. he says he wants to be involved, but i haven't seen that yet. oh, hey, guys. >> hey, marcus, how are you? >> how are you? so i brought in a contractor, and we're gonna start making changes immediately. the sooner we have a new layout, the closer we'll be to making money. i need to figure out how to change the look and feel of the place. it doesn't feel inviting. >> is there anything that you really want to keep? i'd like to keep the exterior walls. >> [laughs] okay. >> this is the kitchen. >> oh, wow. >> so ideally, i'd like to go that way. >> okay. >> in here, i really want to have this bar jut out into the middle of the store so that when i come in the front door, i'm seeing a really nice bar all the way around. so i'd like to get started tomorrow. >> okay. >> we're all getting ready for one last night of
do you know where greg is? >> i have no idea where greg is. >> mike, you seen greg?> have not seen greg. >> has anybody heard from greg? >> no. >> okay. okay. it's the same old story with greg. i've made several attempts to try to reach him, but he doesn't answer. he says he wants to be involved, but i haven't seen that yet. oh, hey, guys. >> hey, marcus, how are you? >> how are you? so i brought in a contractor, and we're gonna start making changes...
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greg. >> greg: let's do this. or not. ♪ animals are great! ♪ animals are great!ring the pandemic, we know social distancing is very important. unfortunately there are few people who don't want to play along, like this little fella. this towel wants to be, you know, on her own. this owl, this parrot getting in her business. you don't do this. you don't do it on the subway, you don't do it on a bus, you don't do it on a perch. what kind of parrot are you? clearly has not heard of the me too movement. get away from that owl! >> dana: emily, 25 seconds. >> emily: we celebrated the 75th anniversary of victory in europe day. i wanted to tell you about the indiana spirit of '45, a nonprofit all volunteer organization with the goal to honor the greatest generation, all who have served. they launched stories of service. my great-great-aunt. >> dana: sorry, emily. bret baier, special report up next. >> bret: thanks, dana. breaking tonight, president trump is turning his administration's reaction to the coronavirus tonight, lauding workers at a pennsylvania equipment plant
greg. >> greg: let's do this. or not. ♪ animals are great! ♪ animals are great!ring the pandemic, we know social distancing is very important. unfortunately there are few people who don't want to play along, like this little fella. this towel wants to be, you know, on her own. this owl, this parrot getting in her business. you don't do this. you don't do it on the subway, you don't do it on a bus, you don't do it on a perch. what kind of parrot are you? clearly has not heard of the me...
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>> greg: no!no but i think the robot could cut you off if you gained 5 pounds in quarantine. >> dan: the tipping thing. dana nailed it. throw a tip, you get a little extra patron in your margarita. >> katie: fan mail friday is up next. ior anything i want to buy isk going to be on rakuten. rakuten is easy to use, free to sign up and it's in over 3,000 stores. i buy a lot of makeup. shampoo, conditioner. books, food. travel. shoes. stuff for my backyard. anything from clothes to electronics. workout gear. i even recently got cash back on domain hosting. you can buy tires. to me, rakuten is a great way to get cash back on anything you buy. rack it up with rakuten, sign up today to get cash back on everything you buy. okay, showtime! ♪ turn it up tubi has you covered. ♪ we're gonna celebrate ♪ yes! ♪ tubi. watch now. there's ground to cover and a herd to feed. so run with us on a john deere gator. because being linked to the land means the work never stops. nothing runs like a deer. that liberty mutu
>> greg: no!no but i think the robot could cut you off if you gained 5 pounds in quarantine. >> dan: the tipping thing. dana nailed it. throw a tip, you get a little extra patron in your margarita. >> katie: fan mail friday is up next. ior anything i want to buy isk going to be on rakuten. rakuten is easy to use, free to sign up and it's in over 3,000 stores. i buy a lot of makeup. shampoo, conditioner. books, food. travel. shoes. stuff for my backyard. anything from clothes...
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greg, he pled guilty.ouldn't you plead guilty after all of that you tried to stop your livelihood from being destroyed from them trying to destroy your family, your kids? wouldn't you at a certain point say i give up. i am broke. there is nothing more that i can do. it wasn't a secret since 2016 that there were a group of people, never trumpers, democrats, media, however, decided that i need america's decision was corrupt and improper and it allowed them to harass, obsessed, and demonize anyone who might've shook trump 'and hand. it wasn't just about flint. someone who go to rallies. they are all demonized, deplorables and it became persecution for three years. my favorite taken them i will shut up, i love congresswoman ilhan omar who says the verdict, this is great, the verdict is proof of white privilege. so this guy was nearly destroyed but he wasn't because he was white. i am more interested, i admire her because of her unique privilege. i have three sisters, juan. i never once tried to marry one of th
greg, he pled guilty.ouldn't you plead guilty after all of that you tried to stop your livelihood from being destroyed from them trying to destroy your family, your kids? wouldn't you at a certain point say i give up. i am broke. there is nothing more that i can do. it wasn't a secret since 2016 that there were a group of people, never trumpers, democrats, media, however, decided that i need america's decision was corrupt and improper and it allowed them to harass, obsessed, and demonize anyone...
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>> greg: nobody knows anything.ere made months ago could turn out to be correct, that it's an indoor virus and that outside when the weather gets better, whatever. that could be wrong too but my gut tells me that putting people in tight spaces who are sick doesn't work. we know in washington with rest homes, 64% of those people had coronavirus. it is a closed system with aged, vulnerable people. so you want cause and effect? in new york they basically put contagious people in rest homes instead of using the big beautiful boat that we had on the west side highway. that caused thousands to die. i made a chart. do you want to see my chart? >> emily: yes. >> dana: yeah, i love charts. >> greg: it's my upside down pyramid. the top is elderly, infirm patients. these are the people they get hurt the most by the virus. if you protect that group, all the subsequent groups, their risk goes down. what you have to do is protect this group and then the risk, their rate of infection will die out. not completely but it will go dow
>> greg: nobody knows anything.ere made months ago could turn out to be correct, that it's an indoor virus and that outside when the weather gets better, whatever. that could be wrong too but my gut tells me that putting people in tight spaces who are sick doesn't work. we know in washington with rest homes, 64% of those people had coronavirus. it is a closed system with aged, vulnerable people. so you want cause and effect? in new york they basically put contagious people in rest homes...
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i didn't even think what greg said was right.pened, mitch mcconnel mitch mcconnell, senate majority leader, had this idea that obama didn't leave any kind of plan for a pandemic. and then had to walk back and say that was not right. i was wrong. >> greg: did you see that? >> jesse: did you see the plan? it was hilarious. >> juan: everyone has seen the plan. what you hear from the fact-checkers is this is on fire, this misleading claim from the trump administration where's the trump plan? that's the bigger issue. >> greg: we are seeing it. >> juan: no leadership coming from this president, ignoring the cdc. >> greg: he killed all those people in nursing homes, right, juan? your hero, cuomo did that. >> juan: we don't know how obama would've dealt with this. >> greg: exactly. >> juan: his personality, more low-key, i think he would've been more trusted. >> greg: personalities. >> jesse: okay. don't ever cite fact-checkers on the show, juan. their fact-checking record is atrocious. dana, what you think about the kind of historical s
i didn't even think what greg said was right.pened, mitch mcconnel mitch mcconnell, senate majority leader, had this idea that obama didn't leave any kind of plan for a pandemic. and then had to walk back and say that was not right. i was wrong. >> greg: did you see that? >> jesse: did you see the plan? it was hilarious. >> juan: everyone has seen the plan. what you hear from the fact-checkers is this is on fire, this misleading claim from the trump administration where's the...
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greg.an: we appreciate it. thank you. kennedy, i'm wondering what's practical? what can we really do until the summer camps and the schools get reopened? i know you have kids, so just wanted to hear your thoughts on how extensive can any reopening be if the kids have nowhere to go? >> kennedy: it's true, there's so much pressure on parents right now not only are we in charge of schooling and education and curriculum and being taskmasters and making sure everything is turned in on time and everyone is attending their resume meetings. you also to keep your kids physically active and at the very big challenge. the one nice thing is it is bringing people together and sort of reinvent buying what physical fitness means and getting outside and walking together properly socially distanced, i think that's a great thing and it leaves it up to families, what are we comfortable doing? to dana's point, yes, it's a laboratory of democracy and everything is going to open differently, just like every pers
greg.an: we appreciate it. thank you. kennedy, i'm wondering what's practical? what can we really do until the summer camps and the schools get reopened? i know you have kids, so just wanted to hear your thoughts on how extensive can any reopening be if the kids have nowhere to go? >> kennedy: it's true, there's so much pressure on parents right now not only are we in charge of schooling and education and curriculum and being taskmasters and making sure everything is turned in on time and...
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. ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jesse watters, juan williams, and judge jeanine. "the five."fter president trump told the world he was taking a prescribed medication, the media flipped. >> i don't know that it will help with his health but it certainly helps to cover up his weaknesses. >> this is really deadly serious. it's quite dangerous, really quite dangerous. >> he says he's been on this thing for two and a half weeks or something. but when you read the side effects, psychosis, paranoia, hair loss, i think he's been on it for three and a half years. >> greg: suddenly everybody is a doctor. apparently all of those dopes no better than the white house and the people who prescribed the drug. they are acting like trump is ingesting peyote in a year. here's the story, trump is taking drug and he has shared the info with you. the politicians would never do that, that's why they were shocked. trump shares. they hide. how dare trump ask his white house doctor about our tried-and-true medication that's currently being used off label by other doctors? how dare he make an informed
. ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jesse watters, juan williams, and judge jeanine. "the five."fter president trump told the world he was taking a prescribed medication, the media flipped. >> i don't know that it will help with his health but it certainly helps to cover up his weaknesses. >> this is really deadly serious. it's quite dangerous, really quite dangerous. >> he says he's been on this thing for two and a half weeks or something. but when you read...
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>> greg: no.it that the best thing you can say about your candidate is that he's out of sight? right? it's such a relief that he's hitting. the pandemic gave the democrats the perfect excuse to keep biden under wraps. he's quarantining. he's like a generic candidate in the survey. he is there and not there. if the dems have their way, no one will see joe in the flesh until election day when they wheeled him out in bubble wrap with a it's not a candidate you can support if you must be kept in secret. his best trait is his absence which is why they are navigating to find some kind of vp that will add to it. i believe it's probably going to be, harassed. -- kamala harris? why? >> juan: i don't know. katie, what do you think about the ads? i see the trump campaign is going to roll out $10 million in ads trying to hide biden to china. >> katie: yeah. the digital game is one the trump campaign has won before. they have a lot of money to do it. the biden campaign is running this ad in places like wiscons
>> greg: no.it that the best thing you can say about your candidate is that he's out of sight? right? it's such a relief that he's hitting. the pandemic gave the democrats the perfect excuse to keep biden under wraps. he's quarantining. he's like a generic candidate in the survey. he is there and not there. if the dems have their way, no one will see joe in the flesh until election day when they wheeled him out in bubble wrap with a it's not a candidate you can support if you must be kept...
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>> greg: no, you split it.katie: b-12 would you pay a social fee for social distancing? >> juan: i think with jesse it's not a bad idea. hi, can you hear me? >> katie: i can hear you. >> juan: i think at the moment nobody is flying anyway so it's kind of like a koi. 95% down right now. airlines are hungry. i don't think this will help with public relations. >> katie: no, no help with public relations for sure. one more thing up next. ♪ it's the 6:10 woke-up-like-this migraine medicine. the 3:40 mid-shift migraine medicine. introducing ubrelvy™. it's the migraine medicine for anytime, anywhere a migraine attacks without worrying if it's too late or where you happen to be. one dose of ubrelvy™ can quickly stop a migraine in its tracks within two hours. many had pain relief in one hour. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. few people had side effects, most common were nausea and tiredness. ask your provider about ubrelvy™ or access doctors from home with telemedicine. migraines can strike anytime, anywhere.
>> greg: no, you split it.katie: b-12 would you pay a social fee for social distancing? >> juan: i think with jesse it's not a bad idea. hi, can you hear me? >> katie: i can hear you. >> juan: i think at the moment nobody is flying anyway so it's kind of like a koi. 95% down right now. airlines are hungry. i don't think this will help with public relations. >> katie: no, no help with public relations for sure. one more thing up next. ♪ it's the 6:10...
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>> greg: you get wishes. >> jesse: three wishes. >> greg: unlimited wishes.d say land or airplane rides. >> greg: that is good, that is very practical. if you have land, you're going to need the airplanes. i am like jesse, what i want to say is perhaps illegal, right now. it might change in a few years where we all look back and go, why was that illegal, so i'm not going to say what it is. but if you have any, meet me after the show. i'm usually on 46th. all right, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ balanced nutrition for strength and energy. whoo-hoo! great tasting ensure with 9 grams of protein, 27 vitamins and minerals, and nutrients to support immune health. and nutrients to to ewhether you'reting these uncaring for your. family at home or those at work, principal is by your side. we're working hard to answer your questions. like helping you understand what the recently passed economic package can mean for you. we're more than a financial company. we're a "together we can get through anything" company. now, more than ever. we're returning $2 billion dollars t
>> greg: you get wishes. >> jesse: three wishes. >> greg: unlimited wishes.d say land or airplane rides. >> greg: that is good, that is very practical. if you have land, you're going to need the airplanes. i am like jesse, what i want to say is perhaps illegal, right now. it might change in a few years where we all look back and go, why was that illegal, so i'm not going to say what it is. but if you have any, meet me after the show. i'm usually on 46th. all right,...
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>> greg: you get wishes. >> jesse: three wishes. >> greg: unlimited wishes.would say land or airplane rides. >> greg: that is good, that is very practical. if you have land, you're going to need the airplanes. i am like jesse, what i want to say is perhaps illegal, right now. it might change in a few years where we all look back and go, why was that illegal, so i'm not going to say what it is. but if you have any, meet me after the show. i'm usually on 46th. all right, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ our members understand social distancing. being prepared and overcoming challenges. usaa has been standing with them for nearly a hundred years. and we'll be here to serve you for a hundred more. ♪ so chantix can help you quit slow turkey. along with support, chantix is proven to help you quit. with chantix you can keep smoking at first and ease into quitting so when the day arrives, you'll be more ready to kiss cigarettes goodbye. when you try to quit smoking, with or without chantix, you may have nicotine withdrawal symptoms. stop chantix and get help right away
>> greg: you get wishes. >> jesse: three wishes. >> greg: unlimited wishes.would say land or airplane rides. >> greg: that is good, that is very practical. if you have land, you're going to need the airplanes. i am like jesse, what i want to say is perhaps illegal, right now. it might change in a few years where we all look back and go, why was that illegal, so i'm not going to say what it is. but if you have any, meet me after the show. i'm usually on 46th. all right,...
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greg. >> ♪ animals are great! ♪ animals are great! ♪ animals are great! >> greg: a dog hanging out.reat time with his owner and then what's that over there? a cat. look. you can't beat that. one more time and then i'm going to stop. i can watch this every day for the rest of my life. >> dana: super cute. jesse. >> greg: super. >> jesse: speaking of animals, there was a bear. the bear tried to break into a mercedes-benz of the woods in north carolina. watch this. >> [bleep] [bleep] [screaming] >> jesse: backs away from the car. >> greg: jesse, only you would be laughing at that. >> dana: will have to do the others another day. thanks for joining us. set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is next. >> bret: good evening. i am bret baier. we are following some major stories. the u.s. has officially eclipsed the 100,000 death mark due to the coronavirus. that is according to numbers from johns hopkins university. we will have more on the pandemic shortly. president trump is threatening to regulate or even shutdown social media companies he feels are out to g
greg. >> ♪ animals are great! ♪ animals are great! ♪ animals are great! >> greg: a dog hanging out.reat time with his owner and then what's that over there? a cat. look. you can't beat that. one more time and then i'm going to stop. i can watch this every day for the rest of my life. >> dana: super cute. jesse. >> greg: super. >> jesse: speaking of animals, there was a bear. the bear tried to break into a mercedes-benz of the woods in north carolina. watch...
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greg, i will start with you. >> greg: this blew my mind.is, but don't tell me it's quick. yelling in my ear as if that's going to help you? now i'm going to talk a long time because i actually have a really important thing to say. what if masts become a a permanent part of your wardrobe? did we just invent a new step in romantic activity, meaning our masts, because when you remove your mask will it become as intimate as removing another article of clothing over 20 or 30 or 40 years from now, taking off your mask could be like stripping. so a woman smile or a man smile becomes titillating or erotic even. i think that's going to happen. thank you, mind blown. >> emily: jesse, save us. >> jesse: you don't want me to save you, emily. while i was going to say is i'm so glad these dating apps weren't around when i was growing up or was single. they would have kidnapped and thrown me in a lake. i would not have survived the dating up world. >> emily: juan, what are your thoughts on the desirability of some with antibodies? >> juan: i guess that wo
greg, i will start with you. >> greg: this blew my mind.is, but don't tell me it's quick. yelling in my ear as if that's going to help you? now i'm going to talk a long time because i actually have a really important thing to say. what if masts become a a permanent part of your wardrobe? did we just invent a new step in romantic activity, meaning our masts, because when you remove your mask will it become as intimate as removing another article of clothing over 20 or 30 or 40 years from...
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i have jesse, greg, juan. greg, let me start with you. thoughts about that and testing. we talked about this for five weeks ago saying what's the deal on testing? we got more answers today. >> greg: one of the confusing things and we have said this before. all good things could happen sooner. why wasn't this happening sooner? i don't think it's possible. we keep hearing so many things about testing and then we just don't see it. we don't understand it. it's one of those things. i don't know if it's going to play that big of a role right now and getting us back to work, because it's so confusing. i do find the binary nature of this debate right now to be somewhat arbitrary. if trump had actually been screaming for an indefinite shutdown, i believe the other side would say you are destroying the economy and you're targeting the poor in the week. but because he wants to open the economy, you get the reverse. you could easily flip the script. all you have to do is take trump to the opposite narrative and have everyone take the opposite point of view. i go back to this all th
i have jesse, greg, juan. greg, let me start with you. thoughts about that and testing. we talked about this for five weeks ago saying what's the deal on testing? we got more answers today. >> greg: one of the confusing things and we have said this before. all good things could happen sooner. why wasn't this happening sooner? i don't think it's possible. we keep hearing so many things about testing and then we just don't see it. we don't understand it. it's one of those things. i don't...
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the media is covering for him. >> lawrence: greg. >> greg: i was going to say what i said before butzy that he had chris rock and rosie perez they're like as celebrity bells and whistles. the pandemic reveals i think the true weaknesses and strengths of our country. we found out about american unity, innovation, industry. our witnesses were bureaucracy, the media, politics, elder care. i think we need to look at revamping nursing homes to get better pay for the people that are there, to entice better personnel, tax credits for families with elderly. limit the number of people who live there so that you don't have a world war ii vet sitting in his own stuff for three hours because nobody's there. this is the finish line of life, and if you are lucky, you're going to make it to that age, only to be kicked off the planet and the most degrading way possible. your reward for making this long, for defending a country, raising a family, doing great things in this world, your reward is abuse and neglect. that is the big story, how we warehouse the elderly like they are burdens with a pulse w
the media is covering for him. >> lawrence: greg. >> greg: i was going to say what i said before butzy that he had chris rock and rosie perez they're like as celebrity bells and whistles. the pandemic reveals i think the true weaknesses and strengths of our country. we found out about american unity, innovation, industry. our witnesses were bureaucracy, the media, politics, elder care. i think we need to look at revamping nursing homes to get better pay for the people that are...
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greg: last word tyrus, good idea or bad idea. tyrus: a stripper at a drive-through stroke lot, hi, yes i would like a stormy daniels special just like over winfrey with ellen degeneres' personality. hold on i'm getting my wife's orders, she would like a time machine dress like keanu reeves with lou dobbs smile to go. into diet coke's, to diet cokes. phenomenal. amazing. greg: you could order specials, i finally got what you are doing. very slow. tyrus: america's not. greg: i'm all for creativity, ingenuity buttttt i'm your mother in law. and i like to question your every move. like this left turn. it's the next one. you always drive this slow? how did you make someone i love? that must be why you're always so late. i do not speed. and that's saving me cash with drivewise. my son, he did say that you were the safe option. and that's the nicest thing you ever said to me. so get allstate. stop bossing. where good drivers save 40% for avoiding mayhem, like me. this is my son's favorite color, you should try it. [mayhem] you always dr
greg: last word tyrus, good idea or bad idea. tyrus: a stripper at a drive-through stroke lot, hi, yes i would like a stormy daniels special just like over winfrey with ellen degeneres' personality. hold on i'm getting my wife's orders, she would like a time machine dress like keanu reeves with lou dobbs smile to go. into diet coke's, to diet cokes. phenomenal. amazing. greg: you could order specials, i finally got what you are doing. very slow. tyrus: america's not. greg: i'm all for...
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at minute mentoring. >> greg: booty barre. i went there once. greg's catastrophe.took a masks -- cats are like hockey masks at a hockey game. >> she's a better -- [snarling] [laughter] >> i have no idea what happened here but i will watch it until the day i die, until the day i die. that's all i have. >> jesse: great "one more thing." do we have time for anymore? do we have time for juan? i don't know. quick. >> juan: baseball fans, you want to see some action? take a look at this. going, going, gone. off the 4-year-old, the georgia kid had a brand-new braves jersey on and his dad erupted with joy, so excited. >> jesse: wait to go. set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" up next with bret. >> bret: greg's video is why i don't like cats. thanks, jesse. good evening, and bret baier. president trump has just wrapped up a speech at a honeywell mass production facility in phoenix, arizona. breaking tonight it appears that the fixture during this hour for much of the coronavirus pandemic is on the way out. we learned today the presidents spec
at minute mentoring. >> greg: booty barre. i went there once. greg's catastrophe.took a masks -- cats are like hockey masks at a hockey game. >> she's a better -- [snarling] [laughter] >> i have no idea what happened here but i will watch it until the day i die, until the day i die. that's all i have. >> jesse: great "one more thing." do we have time for anymore? do we have time for juan? i don't know. quick. >> juan: baseball fans, you want to see some...
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the collapses is perhaps deeper and much much sharper greg the the european economy shrank by a record 3.8 percent in the 1st quarter what does this mean for europe and what measures can the european central bank take now. yeah they don't quite have the firepower that that the fed has so i think that's one major difference is the fed has a lot more you know than if they buy by some measures have injected 12 trillion dollars of the quiddity i mean that's 20 percent of the of the barclays aggregate index of you know bond index in the u.s. so it's massive injection of liquidity and policy support but you also have the prior condition of the economies the u.s. was in great condition after 2 or 3 years of tax reform and deregulation you had record unemployment and especially record wage growth significantly for the lower income or the lower the lower court tile of workers especially so you know that the condition of the economy was what much better granted the unemployment numbers are in the u.s. are staggering but because it's it's so short and it was imposed by the government it wasn't a
the collapses is perhaps deeper and much much sharper greg the the european economy shrank by a record 3.8 percent in the 1st quarter what does this mean for europe and what measures can the european central bank take now. yeah they don't quite have the firepower that that the fed has so i think that's one major difference is the fed has a lot more you know than if they buy by some measures have injected 12 trillion dollars of the quiddity i mean that's 20 percent of the of the barclays...
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all right let's introduce our panel in london greg swenson partner at investment banking firm brig mcadam in maryland robert scott senior economist at the economic policy institute and in washington d.c. jeff hauser executive director at the revolving door project at the center for economic and policy research welcome to you all jeff let me start with you many of the restrictions have been put in place in the u.s. . now you have this 4.8 percent contraction that's happened and the restrictions were put in place before this is only really hinting at how bad things will get. absolutely the 2nd quarter the economy might be the worst in american history the intentional. reduction in economic activity is unprecedented it's necessary if anything it's actually insufficient in terms of how much america is complying with you not stay at orders but if that 2nd quarter the economic statistics are going to have a bloodbath and the realities can be even worse robert when will the bulk of the pandemics economic impact be felt most i think we're going to see it in the 2nd quarter certainly but and we we
all right let's introduce our panel in london greg swenson partner at investment banking firm brig mcadam in maryland robert scott senior economist at the economic policy institute and in washington d.c. jeff hauser executive director at the revolving door project at the center for economic and policy research welcome to you all jeff let me start with you many of the restrictions have been put in place in the u.s. . now you have this 4.8 percent contraction that's happened and the restrictions...
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greg: it is a really good question. think this anger towards china is so deep and sincere in most of the western world that it could be difficult for china to get any deals done. think china's manufacturing sector could suffer, and with them now going after hong kong, thinking that no one is paying attention, i think there could be more sanctions coming. vonnie: u.s. steel said yesterday it is going to be getting rid of 2700 jobs. this is the industry the president said was going to see jobs come back to. he was going to bring them back. how can he continue to advocate for the tariffs on this kind of industry when it is dying in the u.s. anyway? good point. i think that money is no object. i think we are going to throw money at everything right now. the skies the limit. i think there will be industries next in line that will get made. i don't even left the oil industry getting something. i think we will just throw money at things. some republicans aren't happy about the deficit of locations, but for donald trump, i thin
greg: it is a really good question. think this anger towards china is so deep and sincere in most of the western world that it could be difficult for china to get any deals done. think china's manufacturing sector could suffer, and with them now going after hong kong, thinking that no one is paying attention, i think there could be more sanctions coming. vonnie: u.s. steel said yesterday it is going to be getting rid of 2700 jobs. this is the industry the president said was going to see jobs...
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greg: nice work crazy lady. now to the guy who brutalized an elderly person in a michigan nursing home, where was the care and safety and that, she freaks out about the mask but not that in her own state. nice priorities you joke. it's funny watching people like her and reporters go after trump for not wearing a mask as they are not wearing a mask either. apparently their message is more important than the presidents. meanwhile left-wing writer said this week she would vote provided, even if he ate babies. how does one respond, clearly she's not a vegan, shame on her. she can get away with saying that because it's not offensive to her peers because she said baby, she did not say black baby, gay baby, trans baby, that would've been too far but the generic baby is okay. especially since planned parenthood got 80 million from the paycheck protection plan which was small businesses during the pandemic. how is america's largest abortion business small? i get it, their victims are. is the media concerned about trump's
greg: nice work crazy lady. now to the guy who brutalized an elderly person in a michigan nursing home, where was the care and safety and that, she freaks out about the mask but not that in her own state. nice priorities you joke. it's funny watching people like her and reporters go after trump for not wearing a mask as they are not wearing a mask either. apparently their message is more important than the presidents. meanwhile left-wing writer said this week she would vote provided, even if he...
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. >>> plus greg sands on what start ups need to do right now before it's too late. this week on "press: here." >>> good morning, everyone, i'm scott mcgrew. back when there used to be conferences occasionally i would be invited to speak at one about how silicon valley holds on to its power as silicon valley oftentypes by silicon valley people who want to build their own silicon valley in their own locations. it is difficult to replicate. you can have the people, have the buildings, but what you likely don't have a a lot of access to venture capital. 90% of the venture capital firms are here in northern california, most in menlo park on sand hill road. the personal relationships developed with venture capital are one of the things that fuel the success of silicon valley. doing it in a far flung location is much more difficult, except the virus may be changing that. later in the show, i will be talking with connie chan of andreason horowitz who says she has no problems doing deals over zoom. right now i want to speak with amy of anthem venture capital, who has been do
. >>> plus greg sands on what start ups need to do right now before it's too late. this week on "press: here." >>> good morning, everyone, i'm scott mcgrew. back when there used to be conferences occasionally i would be invited to speak at one about how silicon valley holds on to its power as silicon valley oftentypes by silicon valley people who want to build their own silicon valley in their own locations. it is difficult to replicate. you can have the people, have...
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real quick, if you will, feel free, greg.ump in. >> look, i think as an athlete myself, many, many years ago, i wanted to be miked up on the golf course. it's not a basketball course, of course. but i think with today's social media, to actually hear the players do the trash talking and talking to each other and setting up plays, i think with the social media we have today, with live stream, realtime connection, i think this is the way sports should go in the future. imagine if you're listening to a nascar race car driver talking all the time or a formula one driver or a golfer speaking to his caddie from the first tee to the 14th. i think it would be a phenomenal connection for the viewer to be able to listen to exactly what the player is doing. >> a real intimate experience, i think. greg norman, michael ruben, great to talk with you both. thank you for what you're doing and we'll check back in next week. >> look forward to it. thanks so much. >>> during this pandemic, people of all ages are finding ways to give back and ma
real quick, if you will, feel free, greg.ump in. >> look, i think as an athlete myself, many, many years ago, i wanted to be miked up on the golf course. it's not a basketball course, of course. but i think with today's social media, to actually hear the players do the trash talking and talking to each other and setting up plays, i think with the social media we have today, with live stream, realtime connection, i think this is the way sports should go in the future. imagine if you're...
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>> greg: who are they? i don't respond to people, sum of people who say things, i respond to people who specifically say things. i do think it is pretty weird that in an era where we're telling people to wear masks, we're doing a story about unmasking people, which to me is proof we're living in a simulation. for that story to happen now, i think we could ask joe biden, what did he know and when did he know it, but he would say tapioca pudding and shetland pony, pointless. he will make a terrible witness. what i find interesting with juan's question, interesting reversal of liberals, who always seem legitimately concerned about coercion by authorities, setups by authorities, no miranda rights being read or pretend not to be investigating a person until they finally get the guy. you know, the fbi did that with flynn. they told him, don't worry about a lawyer. they said, we're not targeting you. they didn't read his miranda rights, then what they did, ruined him. targeted him, ruined him legally and financial
>> greg: who are they? i don't respond to people, sum of people who say things, i respond to people who specifically say things. i do think it is pretty weird that in an era where we're telling people to wear masks, we're doing a story about unmasking people, which to me is proof we're living in a simulation. for that story to happen now, i think we could ask joe biden, what did he know and when did he know it, but he would say tapioca pudding and shetland pony, pointless. he will make a...
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>> greg? >> i love this.g is your blind spot not to see how stupid this is, something is missing in informal world. any concept of self-awareness. chris told everybody to quarantine and he broke his, then he got all ticked off for trying to prescribe drugs, then he always talks about how trump is indifferent to suffering and he is turning into carrot top with the governor of new york as thousands of died in rest homes. the consequences of this aren't funny. the reason why the media lie back lionized andrew cuomo, these skits and routines on cnn gave them the let's watch, it'so human. can you imagine andrew cuomo on special report for what would happen if bret baier pulled out a giant swab? they would be calling him indifferent to death and suffering. chris cuomo, don leman, anderson cooper, what are they? i know what i am, i know what tucker is, i know what jesse is, we are commentators. what shannon bream and bret baier is, they are newspeople. there is no distinction on cnn of what they are. so you are allo
>> greg? >> i love this.g is your blind spot not to see how stupid this is, something is missing in informal world. any concept of self-awareness. chris told everybody to quarantine and he broke his, then he got all ticked off for trying to prescribe drugs, then he always talks about how trump is indifferent to suffering and he is turning into carrot top with the governor of new york as thousands of died in rest homes. the consequences of this aren't funny. the reason why the media...