. >> first, what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> thanks, dan and alma. i feel like we waited our whole lives for this. >> all right. go on, go on. no. >> are you kidding me? >> no. >> that's him telling you this is my face. you know, the happiest place on earth, but... have you flown the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? or channeled your inner jedi? you gotta love that... have you raced through radiator springs? or struck a power pose with them? now is the perfect time to feel like this... and this... and definitely that. kids enjoy the magic for just $67 per child per day, with a 3-day 1-park per day ticket. kids enjoy the magic for just $67 per child we rso why not geternet the most out of it? introducing faster download speeds on xfinity internet tiers. and a smarter, more secure home wifi network. plus, you can get xfinity flex, a personalized streaming dashboard that puts all your favorites in one place. unleash the power of xfinity internet and get more value than ever. now that's simple, easy, awesome. get started for $34. 99 a month for 12 mon

is there a bigger turd in your christmas stocking than jimmy freakin' kimmel? jimmy: merry christmas to you. what's going on in your nativity scene? take us through that. >> i'm so glad you asked. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> not really, not really. you're just jealous i'm the messiaher and you're not. see this diaper? it's the shroud of urine. we've got the these wise men, larry bird. big papi. and of course tom brady. he's the goat. anyone who says otherwise is getting a lump of coal. >> jimmy: we won't say otherwise. >> as can you see, they're bringing me gifts, because i am the savior. >> jimmy: oh. >> they've got a half wrack of ganset lager and a big old candy cane. >> jimmy: you've really captured the holiday spirit. >> haven't we? watch your tone you friggin' fruit rollup. you want a piece of me? >> jimmy: no. what is this? hi, mrs. fitzpatrick. >> don't [ bleep ] talk to me. don't talk to my kid, either. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i have one quick question for the boy. what is christmas like in boston? >> what do you mean what's christmas like in boston? we're n

liv tyler is on "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" -- liv tyler, from the nfl network, michael irvin, and music from marcus king. and now, let me remind you, jimmy kimmel! >> thank you, that's especially nice. this is a big night. this program happen is to be our 3,000th show.

jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. welcome. hi. i'm jimmy.m the host of the show. thank you so much. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. that's very kind. thank you for joining us on a holiday here in the united states. today in case you don't know is mlk day. it's a day on which we honor and remember the life and work of a great american, dr. martin luther king jr. many of our leaders today paid tribute to dr. king, including the president, who wrote "it was exactly three years ago today, january 20th, 2017, that i was sworn into office. so appropriate that today is also mlk jr. day." [ laughter ] is it, though? because i don't think it is. african-american unemployment is the lowest in the history of our country by far. also best poverty youth unemployment numbers ever. great! [ laughter ] that's right. martin luther king's dream that racism would one day become a relic of the past has one day been realized thanks to donald trump, the great uniter. let me tell you something. martin luther king had a dream. this

. >> and thanks for joi >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- oscar nominee renÉe zellweger. from "power", curtis "50 cent" jackson. mean tweets, nfl edition. and music from caroline polachek. and now, can you believe it, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. how are you? thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i appreciate that. and thank you for joining us on what is the second and final day of q and a at donald trump's first in a series of impeachment trials. captain coverup, mitch mcconnell's hoping to have it all wrapped up by tomorrow. mitch mcconnell has done everything he can to kill this, despite the fact that the majority of the country, 53% of americans say they are increasingly convinced that donald trump did something wrong. the poll was done by researchers at no-duh university. but the president's lawyers have argued that not only did he not do anything wrong he literally cannot do anything wrong. oj's guy, alan if he does something that

liv tyler is on "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- liv tyler, from the nfl network, michael irvin, and music from marcus king. and now, let me remind you, jimmy kimmel! >> thank you, that's especially nice. this is a big night. this program happen is to be our 3,000th show. and that was the extent of our celebration, that was it. our 17th anniversary is on sunday, which is crazy. so much has happened over the last 17 years. i grew a beard. the hatchi mall i discovered into our parking lot blossomed into a full, adorable, grown little man. happy 3,000, guillermo. is there anything you'd like to say to america on this special occasion, our 3,000s show? >> guillermo: thank you for watching the show, everybody. i wish my uncle frank were here. thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i wish he was here too, and i want to say he was my uncle frank, not yours, but i'm happy to share him with you. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. i can't remember what it was like doing the show with you. i happened upon some revi

on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! governor john kasich, and music from white reaper. and now, with all due respect, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, how are you? happy holidays. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i appreciate it. [cheers and applause] that's very nice. i can feel the holiday spirit. christmas is coming, whether we're ready for it or not. last night in washington nancy pelosi roasted the president's chestnuts pretty good [cheers d

and now, brace yourselves -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, welcome. thank you for watching.ee it. and thank you for joining us on what was -- it was -- i don't know if you're on vacation, if you're paying attention to the news or not. but it was an all caps kind o

i' >> dicky: from hollywoodit's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rachel brosnahan. director greta gerwig. and music from taylor hawkins and the coattail riders. and now, settle down, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm your host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, boy, i appreciate that. what a ridiculous time it is to be alive. huh? i have a thought. what if we just skip 2020 all together and get right to 2021. we move the clock forward, why not move the calendar forward a year? we miss the olympics and maybe the sequel to "top gun." so what? here's something i realized over this break. kids don't know there's money anymore. they've seen it, but they don't know what it's for, because we buy everything on the phone and the computer. they don't see anything change hands. they just see hands. my daughter is 5 years old, she's playing with my ipad, and these criminals who make these apps for kids. it's not enough you pay for the app. they have add-ons, too. it's a never-ending money hole.

on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, margot robbie, governor john kasich, and music from white reaper. and now, with all due respect, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, how are you? happy holidays. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i appreciate it. [cheers and applause] that's very nice. i can feel the holiday spirit. christmas is coming, whether we're ready for it or not. last night in washington nancy pelosi roasted the president's chestnuts pretty good [cheers and applause] democrats in the house made donald trump only the third person, president ever to be impeached. this morning he woke up on the floor next to his tanning bed and tweeted the words "i got impeached last might." yes, and our long national mightmare continues. not a single republican voted for impeachment, which means they either really like donald trump or really hate mike pence. but the debate went on well into the night. trump was in battle creek, michigan when the vote happened,

for sandhya patel and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jessica simpson. from "the photograph," lakeith stanfield. and music from orville peck. and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please relax. thank you for joining us on what is, i believe, day 245 of the impeachment trial of everyone's favorite dictator tot, donald trump. i don't know if you've been watching, but the president has been watching and got tweeting early today, directed at john bolton. he wrote, for a guy who couldn't get approved for ambassador to the u.n. years ago, couldn't get approved for anything since, begged me for a non-senate-approved job says libyan model on tv. gets fired because frankly, if i listened to him, we would be in world war vi by now and goes out and writes a nasty book, all unclassified security. who would do this? here's a better question, who would be stupid enough to hire the person you just described? and, if it's not true, why is

jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. welcome. hi. i'm jimmy.st of the show. thank you so much. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. that's very kind. thank you for joining us on a holiday here in the united states. today in case you don't know is mlk day. it's a day on which we honor and remember the life and work of a great american, dr. martin er

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, very nice. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. happy new year, everyone. relax, relax. back to work after two weeks off. for me this was the holiday which finally answered the question, which disney character of everyone i know and which house would they be in at hogwarts? we have a lot did discuss including "the bachelor." bachelor peter is here tonight. you know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy? you probably did. >> every year. >> jimmy: i didn't make a new year's resolution this year but my wife made new year's resolutions for me. she said, this year my new year's resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. i didn't say anything. but that is allowed? [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else? i don't think so. i think it's a self-only thing. it's like flossing, you don't floss with other people. you can, you just don't. if someone else makes it, i don't think it technically counts as a resolution. i think that's an intervention. there are no jo

i'm jimmy kimmel. a and tonight's show is going to be different from our usual show. we don't have a studio audience here tonight because going forward with a comedy show didn't feel right considering what happened yesterday. so i'd like to just speak to you directly. as you undoubtedly know, kobe bryant and his daughter gianna and seven of their friends were killed in a helicopter crash yesterday here in los angeles, and that was a punch in the gut for many of us. kobe was, and i know this might not make sense, but he was just the last person you could ever imagine something like this happening to. he was so strong and handsome and smart and

. >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michael b. jordan. from "spinning out," january jones. and music from cigarettes after sex. and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. relax. i'm glad you're in a good mood. 2020 has not been good so far. i feel like ryan seacrest lied to us. u.s. and canadian intelligence officials believe that after the airstrike the other night, when iran retaliated against us, iran, the iranians accidently shot down a ukrainian passenger jet, killing all the passengers on board, 176 people, and the "new york times" today obtained video that appears to have captured the incident. officials believe that the plane was shot down by two russian made missiles from iran. and of course president trump rejects the notion that this terrible accident may have been a result of his recklessness. >> i think somebody could have made a mistake on the other side. could have made a mistake. it

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tim allen, from "avenue 5" zach woods, the bachelor, peter weber and music from saint motel. and now let's do this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, that's very kind. thank you. today is a day -- it's probably -- it's a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it's oscar nomination day today. this morning the break of dawn the nominees for the 92nd annual academy awards were revealed. it was a big day for 1917. the year, not the movie. though the movie too. [ laughter ] 19 of the 20 acting nominees are white people. no women were nominated for best director. that's fewer minorities than in donald trump's cabinet. [ laughter ] the movie "cats" got shut out. so no cats were even nominated. actually, universal, the studio that made "cats," pulled the movie from oscar contention. which is always funny. they probably didn't

for sandhya patel and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jessica simpson. from "the photograph," lakeith stanfield. and music from orville peck. and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please relax. thank you for joining us on what is, i believe, day 245 of the impeachment trial of everyone's favorite dictator tot, donald trump. i don't know if you've been watching, but the president has been watching and got tweeting early today, directed at john

and now let's do this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, that's very kind. thank you. today is a day -- it's probably -- it's a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it's oscar nomination day today.

and now, can you believe it, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you.you? thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i appreciate that. and thank you for joining us on what is the second and final day of q and a at donald trump's first in a series of impeachment trials. captain coverup, mitch mcconnell's hoping to have it all wrapp

dan ashley. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tiffany haddish.ber. and music from pharell williams. and now, we're back! jimmy kimmel! >> hi, very nice. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. happy new year, everyone. relax, relax. back to work after two weeks off. for me this was the holiday which finally answered the question, which disney character of everyone i know and which house would they be in at hogwarts?

and now, get ready, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. very nice.e host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. listen, i don't know about you, but we, at my house, we deep in the holiday spirit. the elf has been moving from shelf to shelf. the tree is decorated. the kids are excited. last night i got home from work last night, and my wife whose namemo

and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. i tell you something. i've been watching tv all day, i watch a lot of cable news, i know everything, i'll tell you everything you need to know. i'm about to save you a lot of time. spend that time however you like, it's yours and you're

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney, comedian ilana glazer, and music from scarypoolparty. and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi. thank you. you're very kind. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for joining us. on yet another, it was debate night in america once again. debate number seven from des moines, iowa, six democrats qualified for tonight's showdown, which is the last before the iowa caucuses next month. and this is the group on stage tonight. you can see this photo. it's so wide it just got nominated for best picture. the closest this debate between democrats who talk a lot about diversity came to diversity is that it was held at drake university. drake's half black. so that might be a different, much of the drama going into tonight was centered on a feud between elizabeth warren and bernie sanders who have been friends for many years. warren claims that in 2018 before they were

usaa ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live." "magic" johnson. from "sonic the hedgehog," ben schwartz. and music from charlie wilson. and now, you know what, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i am the host of the show you are watching. thank you for coming. we have a lot to get to tonight. magic johnson is here. first, i want to wish a happy birthday to our beloved security guard and friend and more friend than security guard. happy birthday guillermo. you turned how many years old yesterday?

and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.s very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. relax. i'm glad you're in a good mood. 2020 has not been good so far. i feel like ryan seacrest lied to us. u.s. and canadian intelligence officials believe that after the airstrike the other night, when iran retaliated against us, iran, the iranians accidently

and now, without hesitation, jimmy kimmel! ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. hey, let me ask this. is anyone ready for christmas? i really hope no one is, because my kids, though, are very ready. they've had enough of being good. they are done with it. this elf on the shelf is like the fbi watching them at all times.

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, very nice. thanks for watching, thanks for coming.e. relax, relax. back to work after two weeks off. for me this was the holiday which finally answered the question, which disney character of everyone i know and which house would they be in at hogwarts

i'm dan >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- oscar nominee al pacino. from "little women," oscar nominee florence pugh. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from nicky jam and daddy yankee. and now, brace yourselves -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see it. and thank you for joining us on what was -- it was -- i don't know if you're on vacation, if you're paying attention to the news or not. but it was an all caps kind of day for the president of the united states today. this is what he tweeted this afternoon. this will give you a sense of what's going on. "i just got impeached for making a perfect phone call!" i only wish i could have been there when he pounded that out. when he mashed those stumpy pink little thumbs into his phone like he was killing little bugs or something. and this, by the way, is what he's tweeting before the trial starts. so i think we have a lot to look forward to. the impeachment trial starts tuesday. and

>> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- earvin "magic" johnson. from "sonic the hedgehog," ben schwartz. and music from charlie wilson. and now, you know what, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i am the host of the show you are watching. thank you for coming. we have a lot to get to tonight. magic johnson is here. first, i want to wish a happy birthday to our beloved security guard and friend and more friend than security guard. happy birthday guillermo. you turned how many years old yesterday? >> 49. >> jimmy: for the big one next year, i think we should go on a trip together, just the two of us, you know. maybe to venice or something. we can get one of those gondolas. >> italy. >> jimmy: that is a fantastic idea. think about where we want to go. we have a football pool at the office for the super bowl and we have the squares. i noticed one particular square signed guillermo r. i know there are other guillermos in the world but why the r? is there another guillermo i don't know about? not many people know about it. guillermo's last name is guillermo rock a

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kumail nanjiani, sting, this week in unnecessary censorship, and a performance from sting's musical "the last ship." and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. i tell you something. i've been watching tv all day, i watch a lot of cable news, i know everything, i'll tell you everything you need to know. i'm about to save you a lot of time. spend that time however you like, it's yours and you're welcome. today was day two of the democrats' three-day opening argument in the senate. the senators as you may have heard are basically prisoners, they're not allowed to leave the chamber. and they are only permitted to drink water or milk. [ laughter ] which i have to say i find disgusting. to me there are few things more revolting than an adult drinking milk. it's gross, i don't like it. these are long days for the senators. many of them are reported to be restless. they were standing

and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi. thank you.that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for joining us. on yet another, it was debate night in america once again. debate number seven from des moines, iowa, six democrats qualified for tonight's showdown, which is the last before the iowa caucuses next month. and this is the group on stage tonight. you can see thi

. >> first a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live after abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama. i'm not saying you have to watch this, but just watch. >> there's a line and living on a prayer. it goes, jgino works the diner all day. until recently i thought it was uh, "fifteen minutes could save you 15%ain? or more on car insurance." i think we're gonna swap over to "over seventy-five years of savings and service." what, we're just gonna swap over? yep. pump the breaks on this, swap it over to that. pump the breaks, and, uh, swap over? that's right. instead of all this that i've already-? yeah. what are we gonna do with these? keep it at your desk, and save it for next time. geico. over 75 years of savings and service. where you can find games, news and highlights. all in one place, right on your tv. the new xfinity sports zone. use your voice to search every stat, standing and score. follow the teams you love and get notifications when the game's about to start, so you'll never miss a minute. with the xfinity sports zone... ...everybody wins. now t

and now, without hesitation, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. hey, let me ask this. is anyone ready for christmas? i really hope no one is, because my kids, though, are very ready. they've had enough of being good. they are done with it. this elf on the shelf is like the fbi watching them at all times. my daughter jane is 5 now. she's very focussed on the elf. wee av hov mtoe m night, she says where does the elf go every night. and my wife says he goes home to the north pole to tell santa what he saw. and she says how does he go all the way back there and then back here for morning. and my wife's like, magic, i guess. and then she said, am i supposed to believe everything? things are hard to believe. in washington tonight, they are decorating the halls of congress as we celebrate impeachment eve. tomorrow the house will vote to presumably impeach donald trump. if i worked at the white house, i would definitely call in

>>> colin farrell is >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- colin farrell. dave salmoni and animals. and music from the weeknd. and now, like always, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. relax, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you have a -- it's only wednesday. i'm ready for the weekend. i am tired. i was up late last night watching this impeachment. and then like two minutes after i went to bed, we had an earthquake. and then an hour later my daughter woke up with growing pains. then two hours later she woke up again to tell us, i feel like i'm going to throw up. which is how i felt watching the impeachment trial. kind of came full circle. neither of us threw up. the earthquake wasn't a big earthquake but we still felt it. i still got a glass of water out of the toilet. [ laughter ] just to prepare myself for the next time. you know, the first thing i do now when there's an earthquake, i get my phone, i go on twitter. why, i don't know. i look at it and t

>>> we appreciate >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar nominee charlize theron, from "succession," brian cox, and comedian todd glass. and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming and for joining us. very kind. another star day in washington, d.c. if you watched the news at all you know the house today officially handed over the articles of impeachment. speaker of the house nancy pelosi signed the paperwork this afternoon. this i thought was interesting. she did it, she signed her name one letter at a time, using a different pen each time. she used 22 pens to sign her name. what is going on? did she get an endorsement deal with bic? it's hard to argue you're not enjoying the impeachment when you turn it into a calligraphy class all of a sudden. speaking of pelosi, she named impeachment managers including jerry nadler, adam schiff, and newly available red sox manager alex cora joined the team. they really want to wi

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talk show host and comedian jimmy kimmel dedicated last night's show to kobe bryant. there was no studio audience but instead he played clips of kobe on his show. kimmel talked about how he'd had many conversations with kobe off camera and all of them involved his daughters. >> once he retired from basketball, his life revolved around their lives. he was very proud of them. he loved being a father. he was a bright light, and that's how i want to remember him. >> kobe appeared on "jimmy kimmel live" 15 times, the most recent in september. >>> the world is marking the 75th anniversary of the liberation of the nazi-run auschwitz death camp in poland. at least a million people died there during world war ii, most of them yjews. many were gassed upon arrival. many died of starvation and disease, one of more than 40 concentration camps. dan ashley traveled to poland in 2005 with several bay area survivors of the holocaust. they returned to mark the 60th anniversary of the liberation of auschwitz. dan toured the camp with linda, who survived as a prisoner for three horrifyin

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. >>> we appreciate >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! ee charlize theron, from "succession," brian cox, and comedian todd glass. and now, pace yourselves, [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming and for joining us. very kind. another star day in washington, d.c. if you watched the news at all you know the house today officially handed over the articles of impeachment. speaker of the house nancy pelosi signed the paperwork this afternoon. this i thought was interesting. she did it, she signed

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bryant once told jimmy kimmel he wasn't worried about not having any sons because his daughter gianna carry on his legacy. >> kobe was a hero in the way super man was a hero. he was so big it was almost like he was a fictional character. ooefs a real life super hero with a costume and everything walking amongst us. those of us who love the lakers know it, seemed like he always showed up to save the day. he had a force of will. he never gave up. as an athletes he was incredibly gifted more than almost anyone, talented and yet he worked harder than anyone. he worked harder than much with much less talent than he had. he took his job and his pursuit of excellence so seriously. he was completely dedicated to being as good he could possibly be which is inspiring to anyone who does anything. and we loved him because of that, but we also loved him because he was ours. he came to l.a. when he was a teenager and unlike almost every other superstar athlete he never left. in his 20-year career he only wore two uniforms, for the lake squrz t ers and united states olympic team. there's no silver l