it's yehya. that's yehya. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yehya, what happened? what was going on?ck azz. he come out and paparazzi stop for me. he push me like that. after i walk he punch me in my back. >> your bag? >> yeah, i'm strong. he not help me. he cover scared. >> jimmy: are we going to run subtitles to that? >> jimmy: yehya, don't you think it's a little weird you would come out here and kiss him on the mouth? >> i don't kiss him. i kiss him from here. >> jimmy: you did kiss him on the mouth. can we play that back? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john stamos! "grandfathered" airs tuesdays at 8:30pm on fox. we'll be right back with mercedes mason. ♪ ♪ only those who dare drive the world forward. introducing the first-ever cadillac ct6. help you experience this world? i'm glad you finally made it, dad. you have to experience this city. that's what you always say. you were right about the food. hi john. hey kevin. spent the day with an astronaut, huh. one more. one more. it's beautiful, isn't it? how about a baseball game next time? done!

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and this is our friend yehya. he has the dvd in his hand. how are you, yehya?hing is good? >> very good, thank you. >> jimmy: we met outside, i think a movie theater. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he takes pictures with people. he likes to -- famous people, right? >> yeahs right. >> jimmy: so we thought it would be fun to send yehya to the exclusive dvd release party where he filed this report. >> what i say? tell me again. tell me again. >> three, tw one. >> hi, it's me yehya for "star trek" dvd -- what? party. yeah. >> you in the movie? >> yeah, i'm young spock. >> young spock? >> you spell your name s-p-u-o-t? >> no. >> not quite. >> how you spell it? >> s-p-o-c-k. >> spot? >> okay. >> s-p-o-t? spot? >> sure. >> okay, man. >> you in the original "star trek." >> yes. >> i remember you with the mustache coming out. >> yes, yes. >> you original spock. >> uh-huh. >> right? >> yes. >> and they have the new spock -- named zach, very nice guy. he is a spot, too? >> he's a spot? >> oh, yeah. yeah. >> how are you? >> very well, sir, how are you? >> what is your name? >> j.j. >>

yehya's guests, the black eyed peas. now, here's yehya. >> i want to say something. >> stop?, he like make lots of sex. okay. okay? while you're here, tell me, what you do today for 3d. ♪ 3d we rocking -- what? >> don't touch. not me. no -- >> you're faster. >> so, no, we launched a new 3d l.e.d. tv live in new york times square. >> watch this 3d. >> watch what? >> the 3d glasses. >> dicky: now, a word from yehya's sponsors. >> i wash my teeth every day with the pyraminlt. >> dicky: pyramint, watch your teeth, just like yehya. >> like me! >> okay, can i take picture of you guys? god bless you. matt damon, we're run of the time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. all right. well -- it's thursday night, thank you, yehya. thursday night is our new night nor our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep things and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> one of the most face nating things about gerard was the fact this guy that's done the movies, he's a tulle guy, he works out, has a small [ bleep ]. i feel like you should be a big [ bleep

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it's me, yehya. open up. >> hi, yehya.or the star. >> wow, nice to meet you. >> glad to meet you. yeah, flower for happy -- >> baby. >> happy kids holiday. >> hi, how are you? don't scared. i'm sorry. the flower for you. flower. >> oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> can i take picture with you? >> sure. god bless you. you're the best. look with me with the kid. one, two -- >> i have a lot of problems in the house. my pipes are so rusty and they won't stop leaking. someone did come out and fix it and they left the hole. >> what your name? >> my name? nadya. >> i fix that for you. >> okay, oh -- >> how are you? >> give you -- wash your hands? >> okay, i turn. >> go wash your hands. >> okay. can i take picture of your kids? >> oh, okay. >> look here, smile. i got half. i get over half. one, two -- what the kids name because i'm bad with the name. >> noah. noriah. josiah. jonah. malia. isaiah. jeremiah. and that's makai. >> it's easy for me, i make nickname. number one. number two. number three. number three -- >> there's

yehya loves celebrities.e thought it would be fun for him and us to send him to the grammys to work the red carpet for us. here he is. enjoy. >> hi, it's me yehya. i'm in the grammys tonight. tonight i sing like i have a very good night. let's go. ♪ how are you? >> i'm very well. >> you relation with elvis presley family? >> no. >> only your name elvis, that's it. >> you know how you sound? you sound like rock music, what music? >> yes. >> hello. why you want to run, i not scare you. i'm good with you. you big too. why the guy you hit -- she go on the floor? you hit the lady -- >> no, no, no. i didn't hit anybody. >> punch in the face? >> no, no,he girl? >> you shot the girl? >> no, that was just some random guy. >> hey, hey. snoop dogg. >> lady gaga. lady gaga. >> hey, hey. you kenny rogers? >> kenny rodgers? are you kenny? >> kenny rogers? are you kenny rogers? steven he is gal, steven he is gal? what you doing tonight here? >> well, we just won a grammy for the best native american -- >> music? >> that's g

in fact, yehya you used to sell ice cream?ah, when i was a small boy i used to sell ice cream and i ate it and the guy fire me. >> because you ate too much? >> yeah. you know, the sugar with the -- >> the cotton candy? >> yeah. i ate that and i -- >> and you got fired for that? >> because i swim a lot, i need sugar. i need something, you know? >> like a hummingbird. >> yeah, i lose money. he took me and fire me, that's okay. >> well, years later we decided to make that childhood dream come true. summer is here, it's hot out and it's important to keep your cholesterol up. we sent yehya and uncle frank next door to be ice cream guys. take a look. ♪ >> hello? >> hello. >> excuse me, we want your jo >> let me get you guys some applications. >> thank you. that's my dream, man. it's my dream. help me. it's my dream and i'm a small boy. it's my dream, man. >> i believe you. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> all you have to do is fill those out and bring them back in. >> all right. come on. we'll fill it out and bring it back. >> okay. we'll b

and tonight we asked our friend yehya to review it. yehya does all the big movies. here is yehya talking about the movie, the first look at "rogue one: a star wars story." >> ready? action! my name is yehya, today i'm talking -- i don't forget like this. action! my name is yehya, i forget talk about the movie. oh, i forget, no. sorry, one more time. action! hi, my name is yehya, i talk about the movie behind me. "star war." you know it took a long time, it's a director, the first "star war," george lootus. the movie, talk about the people fighting, the bad people and the good people. >> the time to fight is now! >> and the girl, she's the man in the movie. the man felicity zhones. the lady in all the "star war." she make his hair like headphone, carrie washington. and the bad guy, he have black mask, his name dark man. he look like black. he dress like scuba diver. he take the breathe from inside. whoooooch! i got the picture with the bad guy, mads nicholson, close to george nicholasson. and i got this guy, and the american-afternoon guy, his fame forrest wilker, he

[ applause ] where's yehya? hello yehya. yehya is here.n his spare time, his hobby is, he waits outside restaurants and clubs for celebrities and he takes pictures of himself. how many pictures do you have? >> 2,800 now. >> jimmy: i met yehya outside a movie theater and we took a picture together and i instantly fell in love. so, rather than have you standing outside with a bunch of valet parking guys -- >> yeah. with paparazzi, too. >> jimmy: right. that's not what i'm talking about. good looking sweater, by the way. >> thank you. i buy it from somewhere. >> jimmy: that where i get my stuff. [ laughter ] you bought it from somewhere, right? >> i don't want to say the name of the store because -- >> jimmy: they'll sue you for wearing that, right? anyway, we sent yehya to the red carpet at the american music awards to take all the pictures with celebrities he likes. here's yehya last night at the amas. >> hey, it's me yehya. i'm here at american music award and i cooking turkey for celebrity, and happy thanksgiving to everyone and happy hol

where were you there, yehya? >> that one i'm in the fighting place, you see i got tickets for $8,000, somebody want to buy $2,000, i said no, i want to take picture with celebrity. >> jimmy: another great story. all right. >> matthew says something -- >> may i buzz in for an announcement? >> buzz in. >> i always wear these while having sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: something you learned about matthew. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yehya. who is our next celebrity? >> oh, the guy on donald trump. >> jimmy: what? >> the guy with donald trump. he's in the show "extra." >> jimmy: almost. >> he's like in "extra." celebrity, talk with celebrity. he's friend to joshua bolsh. seven men. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to -- >> bolsh -- >> jimmy: you said his name. matthew, what is his name? >> mario lopez? >> no, i said the show. like the celebrity. you talk about celebrity. >> jimmy: so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. >> no mario lopez -- >> jimmy: go back to the original clue. >> like a -- i don't know. >> jimmy: donald

hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talking about the new movie.ehind me toro ranjerrikon. >> here we go. >> the movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. this australian guy, he's going name hansween something. >> that doesn't sound right. >> that's true. >> she look like the cow, too much, you know, something in his head. that's lady, her name cate blanket. she's the fat lady fro movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie called "he kill the alien in the white house with willie smith." he's in the movie "flight." you know the flight outcome and he make swat -- oh. and you know, the guy mark ruffalo. and he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. the movie is called "butter island." the long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. you know him. and then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. he's the one arrgghh! the movie is like 3-d. and you watch it with no glasses come in your face. and somebody wants it more like 3-d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo! there's a very good movie, go

tonight, yehya gives us his take on "kong: skull island." >> hi, it's me, yehya, talking about the movieovie behind me is called -- king -- skill -- sland. the movie -- this time king kong is in the -- like a dream, a lot of crazy, and the people are going dead. and you like the king kong take his monkey. no, you have monkey, you have cheat tax you have gorilla. king kong, big. the guy in the movie, the main guy, english guy, tom highling-bill. long time teller switt. he's in the movie "avengers." the fat guy, the big guy, his name jane coleman. he's in a movie with a lot of actor, he like like kids' movies, stone something, cartoon movie, right? >> magnificent. >> the other guy, john c. crilly, best of friend with colin farrell. he's in bunch of movie. "the worry bruzzer." the american-african guy in that movie, sammy l. jackson. he's in the movie "snake in the air." he and john travolta, both of them hold the gun. he get the girl, barissa carson. i don't know how he get sex with the girl. his eyes big, his hand big, his everything big, you know. he can kill her. raaahhh! go watch the m

try one more, yehya. see if you can strike him out. and -- the pitch -- guillermo -- and you are out, guillermo! congratulations, yehya. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what i call a perfect game. >> dicky: want the game? in april, get kinect sports season two, rated e for everyone at game stop and get the new bonus add-on basketball challenge pack, while supplies last. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ashton kutcher and justin bieber. from "dancing with the stars," martina navratilova. and music from the all-american rejects. if you've ever had the nagging suspicion that your smartphone was actually a borderline defective, glorified prototype in some kind of secret product test, you may have been on to something. ♪ so they realize how much they move. that's why we created degree with motionsense technology. the more you move, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. what? that lovely girl, caught your eye? 20 piece mcnuggets are only $4.99. you offer to share them. that's pretty smart. [ male announcer ] 20

it's time to look at what's going on with yehya. hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how is it going tonight? >> i'm at "jimmy kimmel live" tonight. >> jimmy: you're on the show right now. >> okay. i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: yes, you are. >> you know i'm here behind me, kodak, locked behind me. >> jimmy: the kodak theater is behind me. >> the kodak theater behind me. the bridge. all black for maybe whitney houston. >> jimmy: the what? >> whitney houston. all black for her. you know that's god bless her. and now, maybe everybody win oscar like zsa zsa gabor. >> jimmy: i don't know if zsa zsa is nominated this year, yehya. >> she is a celebrity, too. i don't know. >> jimmy: she is a celebrity. >> i hope she wins. george clooney, the guy -- i don't know his name. something like that. >> jimmy: yehya, tell us about the -- what's going on out there? where are they? is the red carpet down? are they ready? >> it's not ready. maybe behind me because the steel, concrete, the bridge. and steel everywhere. it's like construction of airpor

yehya is a craftsman in every way. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> duane. >> who's duane. >> duane the bath tub. i'm drowning. >> duane the bath tub. okay. he took complete control and fixed everything. even things i didn't want fixed. >> i think you kind of get the idea of those knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> orange. >> orange, okay. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> frank sinat ra. >> i saw frank sinatra. >> knock, knock. who's there? >> brad pitt. he's a nice guy. >> i like your version better. it takes less thought. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> what's his name? >> nicolas cage? >> nicolas cage. >> you know him? >> i think it's ben stiller. >> who's there? >> there is really turned on me in a horrible way. >> at one point, it became all too clear that i made a mistake starting with the knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> anyone you want. >> tim. >> tim to go. it's time to go. this is more than i expected. i'll walk you out. the door is jammed. >> very funny, man

so, let's go to yehya for his report from the party in new york. yehya?, what are you doing here? >> well, i'm here to support samsung and their 3d television. but i'm here to support jimmy. i love jimmy. >> okay. you want to come -- >> this is my wife. >> nice to meet you. ya y yehya. you want to be on my show? >> i happen to love jimmy. i'll interview you. nice setup. >> i need more chair. sit here. >> so beautiful. hey. she can sit on my lap. come. you want to sit on my lap? >> yeah. >> this is a very, very nice interview. >> thank you. i have some music. >> okay. okay. good. >> why are say fire, fire, fire on your show? >> well, it just see to work. people love it. they love the show "the apprentice" and it's been a big success, so, the worse the firing, the more they like it. >> do you like 3d? >> i like 3d, yeah, i do. >> put the glasses on? >> ah, beautiful. beautiful. wow. >> oh, my god. oh, my god is very close to my eyes. oh, my god. >> it's actually my hair, too. >> you like? >> i like. my air or 3d? >> you like 3d? >> i like both. can i take p

sal, yehya- sal is going to try to dunk you while you're on the phone. yehya? >> yes? >> jimmy: did you hear that? >> i hear that. >> jimmy: are you ready for this. >> i'm ready for this. >> jimmy: here we go. let him have it. little lower. okay. he's getting closer. -- oh, he's getting a lot closer. yehya? can you hear me? >> who is this? >> jimmy: still jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel, i don't believe this. >> jimmy: look at that. it still works. >> dicky: the casio commando. available sclufly at verizon wireless. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with kyra sedgwick. blind movie critic jay forry. and music from theophilus london. i never saw the traffic stop. it all happened so fast. it was clearly too late for me to do anything as my mercedes collision system automatically kicked in. the next thing i know, the mercedes stopped itself. ♪ watching what mercedes has done in bringing together these sensors in a car with software that has the ability to save your life. that's magical software. [ male announcer ] the innovation, the engineering of mercedes-benz. the best or

here is yehya talking about the movie "mad max: fury road." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya.'m talk about the movie "max mad ferry rudy." tom harry hadride. charles heron. young girl from the bad guy, the white guy, the mask in his fist. lock a machine in the car. people saw knife, gun, bump, everything, like crazy. >> what a day what >> this lady cut his hair. she have like hand, silver hand, you know, like robert cop. you do that movie, long time, like 20 year, maybe more, that movie, the same one, mel gibson, i got a picture with him. he make a lot of movie like action movie. he's like crazy guy. and he do the movie "little warpon" with the black guy, african guy, chevy glover. he do movie with arnold also, sylvester, all together with me. harrison ford and english guy and the black guy, the big guy, dolphin something from the movie "expandos." a lot a lot of movie. good one. he make one movie also. the one "jesus good luck mel, good luck for everyone oscar. action! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have a break, when we come back and we a

and let's go on the roof with yehya, shall we?se ] hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are in front of the theater right now? >> no. it's behind me. not front. [ laughter ] jimmy, i'm on the roof. live from "jimmy kimmel live" today. >> jimmy: yes. >> behind me, the theater -- the kodak theater. a lot going on. red carpet, covered with the plastic. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i hope -- meryl streep she win an oscar for the movie "margaret thatcher," the english woman. and also, the black lady from the movie "help." i don't know the name also. and the charlize mcclean. and brigitte. and a lot of celebrities win. for him, i pray. >> jimmy: yehya, i couldn't hear any of that. we're having trouble with your microphone. could you repeat that, please? [ laughter ] >> one more time? >> jimmy: huh? >> okay. >> jimmy: yes. >> for los angeles, you know, margaret thatcher. and the movie "help." and i don't know the names. she's very nice. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then, sherlie mclane. a long time in france. and also, brigitte. >> jimmy: o

. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel and this is my good friend, celebrity photographer yehya. >> hi. >> hi, yehya. yehya has taken his picture -- he waits outside places and he has taken his picture with literally millions of celebrities. >> right. >> and some are better than others. >> who is this? >> this is will smith. >> will smith. and who is this? >> ryan -- >> who do we have here? >> elizabeth taylor. >> that's her hand? >> yeah, she's in the car. >> and this is? >> jessica simpson. >> of course. >> as you can see, taking pictures of yourself can be a real challenge, but not anymore, thanks to the new samsung dualview. the samsung dualview has an lcd on the back and look at this -- >> there's what i wanted, jimmy. >> i know. on the front too. now you can get yourself in the picture and all your friends too. not only that, samsung smart auto feature adjusts 16 different ways to make sure you get the perfect shot every sisingle time. >> can i take a picture with you, jimmy? >> of course. here we go. look at that. all right, let's see what it looks like and -- there we go. [ applause ] just l

i'm no mathematician, but that sounds like almost all of them, right yehya?>> yes, jimmy. you are right! hold on. hello? >> jimmy: go ahead. we'll wait. >> hola, yehya! >> how are you, guillermo? >> i am good. how are you? >> jimmy: excuse me, guys. guillermo, come over here. why are you talking on the phone when you're four feet apart? >> we talk on the phone because we are friends, but yehya has the bad breath. >> what? no! you have the bad breath. >> no, you do. >> jimmy: guys, please! you both have bad breath. but if you use listerine pocketpaks, that will be a thing of the past. now smell each other. >> you are very minty >> no! you are very minty! >> you are very minty >> dicky: listerine pocketpaks. will it kill it? see more at collegehumor.com/listerine. >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel live is back in two minutes with anderson cooper, scott caan and music from metric. more than 50? so brighten your smile a healthy way with listerine® whitening plus restoring rinse. it's the only rinse that makes your teeth two shades whiter and two times stronger. ♪ listerine®

and, a guy i met on the street named yehya. hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: yehya, we begin with you. >> i object, your honor. >> jimmy: this is not a court of law, guillermo. >> okay. >> jimmy: yehya, do you roll over or under. >> under. >> jimmy: under. why? >> because i love the kids. easy for the kids, better. it's everything i want to make happy for the kids. >> jimmy: i didn't understand one word of that but i agree. guillermo, your take. roll over or under? >> over. >> jimmy: why? >> my wife is the boss, have to listen to her. >> that is stupid. >> you're stupid. >> you're stupid. >> you're stupid. >> you're stupid. >> you're stupid. >> you're stupid. >> you're stupid. >> jimmy: guys, guys, guys. we're all stupid. when we come back, we'll hear from secretary of state hillary clinton. >> dicky: the great debate is on. over or under? how do you roll, america? go to cottonellerollpoll.com to let your voice be heard. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with dax shepard, joan rirs and chef paul bartolotta. [ pen scratches ] thanks to my invent

and you can see yehya was on that. and for our final clue, we will look at their calendar tile, which says, walk pepe and paco. drink tequila and do the show. now, yehya, do you have a guess as to who this famous person is? >> i know do the show, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it is not jimmy kimmel. nadine, do you have a guess as to whom it is? >> guillermo. >> jimmy: guillermo is absolutely correct! >> dicky: jimmy, nadine's won the all-new windows phone 8 from microsoft. >> jimmy: and look at this. here he is. >> and here is your new phone. and here is your prize. a picture. >> jimmy: wow. everybody "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with martin short, suraj sharma and music from ne-yo. the road tripper. and the music mentor. ♪ we're for the gamer. the play maker. the page turner. and the up-all-nighters. so when we set out to make a smart phone we didn't make one for all of us. we made one for each of us. new windows phone. reinvented around you. it's the bourbon lost to evaporation as it ages. but this story has

here he is talking about "captain america: civil war." >> hi, it's me, yehya.t the movie behind me. "captain american." that's captain american between iron man and captain american. and he try like stop him. i tell robot danny junyon, i.r. man is good actor, he do movie, charlie shaplin and other american chris -- kevin? crescent kevinness? the other actor's name, scara jim hamson. the other guy make the movie end of man, small man like ball run is good actor, is in that movie. his name is not here, i don't see it. is in that movie too. >> all right, i've run out of patience. >> i can do this all day. >> actually captain american and civil war. you know the war, like american with england, american with india, fighting like the cowboy, jean way, and george washington for the president and england, you win civil war i think in 1948. and it's called captain american, it's coming soon. like -- management ex -- me? next mayo? >> thank you, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from white denim and the cast of "captain america:

our opponent tonight is resident celebrity expert, yehya. hello, yehya. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: you can identify any celebrity. what? >> genius director. >> jimmy: what? >> director -- >> jimmy: the one coming up on the show later, mel brooks. >> i met him long time. >> jimmy: very good. you can see yehya is on top of his game. this is the screen of a famous person's phone. your job is to guess who this phone belongs to. you'll see three tiles, then you make a guess. our first clue is the map tile. and it says "chavez ravine." the second clue comes from the groupo on tile. 50% off two baseball game tickets. and our final clue, we'll look at our famous person's calendar tile. it says "pick up number 27 jersey from cleaners." it says "eat stadium hot dog." and finally it says "play ball." yehya, do you have a guess? >> ah -- snoop dogg? >> jimmy: it is not. cliff, do you have a guess? >> i'm going to go with matt kemp. >> jimmy: matt kemp is absolutely right! >> dicky: cliff will be taking home the all-new windows phone 8 from microsoft. th

here's yehya talking about "baywatch." >> hi, it's me, yehya.ng about the new movie, summer movie. the movie behind me is called "summer movie is come j." you know -- excuse me. summer movie is called about "baywatch." >> welcome to >> you know "baywatch"? people run in the sun, so gave the life of the people. all the baywatch, the lady pamela anderson. she with the guy hasslehaan. he the one make all the show tv called "right rider." the car driving by himself, you know? and drock is in that movie. he's in the movie for the car. you know, with the car. god bless him in the end. van diesel, the new movie "also for the car." in the movie with the "lady hawaii like the cartoon," right? >> you're doing right. >> we have sack afra. with him and his girlfriend before. vanessa hachit. in that movie, pranka chobb, in tv show, fbi woma i used to work lifeguard for almost five, six years. i save the life of people a lot. i have a lot of people die in the ocean a lot. you know and i'm work lifeguard. and this swim with one hand and you going slowly with h

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have to take a break.hen we come back from the break, someone paid $100,000 for a cheeto on ebay. we know who it is so stick around and we'll introduce you to that person when we come back. ♪ ♪ only at&t offers you all your live channels and dvr on your devices, data-free. it's entertainment. your way. ♪ woo! called your own number? ♪ ♪ are you bringing the thunder? ♪ chorus: ♪ there's a big mac® for that. ♪ ♪ on the edge of your seat? (screaming) ♪ your team can't be beat? chorus: ♪ big mac® for that. ♪ ♪ only in it for the halftime show? ♪ ♪ it's ok we know. chorus: ♪ there's a big mac® for that. ♪ ♪ got into formation? ♪ pumped up the nation? ♪ got your own celebration? ow! ♪ juicy, cheesy, iconic big mac®. now in three sizes, but only for a limited time. (screaming) man, i'm lovin' it® ♪ ba da ba ba ba if you're gonna make an entrance... [car driving upon the water] ♪ delikelly?or? kelly. can you repeat that? edible arrangements for kelly. thank you! edible arrangements. wo

he's going to examine our friend yehya. this morning, dr.ne of his munchkins to our office to take blood. that's how that went. >> okay, guillermo, are you right handed or left handed? >> right handed. >> all right, we're just going to do a finger stick. >> is it over yet? >> almost. >> is there blood? >> a little bit. >> what is this for? >> this is for cholesterol and glue clo gluco glucose, your total lipid panel and your glucose. >> guillermo has elmers glucose. look at those hands. >> are you right handed or left handed? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: he doesn't know. which one do you write with? >> use left -- >> jimmy: so don't do his knuckles. i don't know if you're going to be able to get through that. you may need -- >> that is not too red. >> hold that. >> my blood. you want some? >> are you nervous? >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. >> sorry, jimmy. wow. >> jimmy: isn't that something? have you ever seen my blood before? >> you're a good bleeder. >> jimmy: i'm a good bleeder. is that a good quality to have? >> it just means you're not

we have yehya on the roof and guillermo down below. hey, yehya? >> yes, jimmy?jimmy: ready to do this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> okay. >> go ahead! >> tetris! >> jimmy: all right. >> yehya, you're not good at this. >> jimmy: well, in conclusion, you don't have to throw giant shapes off a roof to play, because tetris is now available at the app store. so, i have no idea why we did this. one more. yeah, yehya, go ahead. >> tetris! >> dicky: the new tetris app gives fans a revolutionary way to play the game on their iphone and ipod touch. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with jamie oliver, music from vince gill back in two minutes with jamie oliver, music from vince gill and peter facinelli. and whiesn't travel by sleigh or reindeer, it does get around... in fact, every year duracell sends loads of batteries to the mattel children's hospital, u.c.l.a. of course, children here and everywhere don't really think about which battery makes their toy run... but, still... you'd never want to disappoint. duracell. trusted everywhere. yes. but la

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is yehya here right now?o, he's not, [ laughter ] talking about the movie "justice league." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the movie "dusty's lake." the movie talk about the atman, wonder woman, fish guy with fish eyes, the silver guy from terminator, and the guy electric power very fast -- >> how many of you are there? >> not enough. >> and superman in that movie but i don't see him here. maybe he's coming soon. the guy harney and the guy who live in the ocean, justin milan, you know he live in the water, you know his name actor bus. and the lady, her name car gadot. she in the movie with the car very fast with vin diesel and michelle rodriguez. ben affleck is the you know he did the movie with matt dammit in boston and the movie with bruce wallace go to space break the moon. and his brother also, casey affleck, he won oscar for his movie the kids die in the fire. >> shall we? >> go see the movie, is good movie. batman, silverman, fast electric man, beautiful woman, fish man. [ cheers and appla

we asked our in-house movie critic yehya to give us his take on it, and he, did here is yehya talkingbout the movie. >> action! it's me, yehya, talk about the new movie behind me, the movie behind me is call ed "blad rinsr 2049." the movie talk about problem. >> replicants are the future. >> and then the guy is in the movie, ryan i exot picture with him, do you know me? now he's very famous. and actually ryan is in the movie with the lady amy adam, "dance with the moon something," he did the movie also "he kiss the girl in the rain," the other guy is name -- not ryan gosling, his name -- this guy. he win the oscar. he's in the movie, he dress like woman. you know, he look very sexy in that movie. his name, jerry lego, he's good actor. he's -- harrison fort, harrison fort in the movie, all the move yao "star war," he's in the movie "they had a plan for the president," he's in "the digi v digitive," he's in the movie with india with the chinese boy. >> very funny! >> in 20 something year and i'm like almost 68, 69 now. and this like i wish i stay up to 100 year. because i don't want any

here he, yehya, talking about the movie "alien: covenant." >> it's me, yehya, talk about the summer moviethe movie behind me is -- don't dat run. that alien. >> let me out! >> all the alien, long time, the ladies -- forget the name. she in the movie alien 1, alien 2, alien 3, alien 4. the director for that movie, scott, he make the move 0 for rosson crowe, the main guy in the movie, michael first wonder. the movie also make the computer. and also you have one guy with the hair. >> let's party. >> he's nice guy, he's the friend of colin lot of movie, and the alien is like flower opens slowly. and it come from inside, boom, come if your face, you know? it's come from anywhere, you don't know from where coming, you know? >> holy -- >> go see the movie, it's very scary movie, and good movie! good luck, cut! action? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no action. thank you, yehya. we're going to take a breck. when we come back from the break, a visit from a group of high school students who invented an absolutely ridiculous contraption. stick around, we'll be right back with that. whoa! you're no

i'm yehya. welcome to the show.ehya. >> and i'm cory. [ laughter ] >> and today, talking about the march mountainous. taking about the east. you know? actually, the east is texas, florida. i don't know that's a name i forget. >> florida. >> i said florida. >> okay. >> texas. those are the first. >> texas. and now, it's got, like -- isn't that where they got the kangaroos? >> no. kangaroos in canada. not in texas. >> i thought they put up the fences. >> no. in texas, they have tornadoes. i don't know. in canada, right? >> she only knows about the butter. >> okay. for that for me, that's it. thank you. good-bye. >> buy my butter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. you know -- [ cheers and applause ] couldn't get a word in edgewise with the butter lady. i told you it was the worst sports team on television. president obama was at one of the play-in games at dayton, ohio, tonight. he brought british prime minister, david cameron, with him. it's part of a cultural exchange program. they go to a basketball game here. and t

how's it coming, yehya? >> good, jimmy. >> jimmy: the ah-choo-choo is a self-contained human transport apparatus that runs on what, yehya? >> on sneezes! >> jimmy: on what? that's right, it runs on sneezes. explain the technology behind the vehicle. >> the train comes down the line, the sneezes come to you. >> jimmy: maybe it's better if we demonstrate. you sprinkle pepper on the driver's face and look at that. isn't that amazinamazing? think of the mileage during allergy season. the progressive insurance automotive "x" prize contest, helping geniuses like us help you so you'll have more super fuel efficient vehicle choices. >> i am a genius! >> jimmy: i know you are. >> dicky: to learn more, go to progressive.com. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," music from civil twilight and dominic monaghan. nice calculator. i'm just trying to save money on my car insurance. you know, with progressive, you get the option to name your price. is that

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> okay. >> jimmy: yehya, do you roll over or under? >> under! >> jimmy: why? >> i love the kids. easy for the kids. better. everything i want to make happy for the kids. easy. >> jimmy: i didn't understand one word, but i agree completely. guillermo, your take, over or under? >> over! >> jimmy: why? >> my wife is the boss. i listen to her. >> i think that is stupid. >> i think you are stupid! [ shouting at each other ] >> jimmy: guys, guys, guys. we're all stupid. when we come back, we'll hear from secretary of state hiary clinton. >> the great debate is on -- over or under? how do you roll, america? go cottonellerollpoll.com to let your voice be heard. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live!" is back in two minutes with chevy chase, elisha cuthbert, music from melaniefiona, and headline. [ pen scratches ] thanks to my invention, ou can go under...or over. [ male announcer ] tell us how you roll at cottonellerollpoll.com. unbelievable win. something else unbelievable, a minus in algebra. wow. so what are you gong to have? one of these under 550

yehya, get ready. >> okay. >> jimmy: question three. which super hero's unrivaled speed, agility and devastating combat moves can you control in the iron man 2 video game. yehya? >> jimmy: no. jennifer? >> the answer is iron man. >> jimmy: that's correct. congratulations! you've won the iron man 2 video game. >> dicky: iron man 2, the video game. available today on 360, ps3, psp, wii, ds. go beyond the movie. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with pamela anderson, jorge garcia and mickey rourke. build your better breakfast at subway! for only $2.50, get a western egg white muffin melt, made-to-your-order, and add a 16-oz. cup... of freshly brewed seattle's best coffee. try the new $2.50 breakfast combo at subway. ♪ searthis is jack's story.ind a better tv relationship. try the new $2.50 breakfast combo at subway. [ machinery whirring, wind gusting ] it's almost like the real thing, huh? it's like i'm there. isn't it time for a 3d tv? [ jack ] keep talking. at sears, we can match you to the perfect technology, just like