i'm jimmy kimmel. host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. welcome to the zappos theater. we are right in the heart of las vegas strip. that's very nice. this is our second night in the desert. thanks for coming to visit us. we are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. out of all the shows you could go to, you could have went to see ciara, you could have gone to see barry manilow, celine dion. you chose the one where a middle-aged man stands and sits almost completely still for a whole hour. [ cheers and applause ] and i appreciate it. thank you for supporting performers with no abilities at all. this is -- there are so many shows here in las vegas. i went to see "love" the other night with my family. that is quite a show. [ applause ] i had no idea the beatles were so talented. [ laughter ] it really is phenomenal. there are so many cirque du soleil shows. "love," "mystere," "o," there's "michael jackson 1." because that's the number of pe

>> yeah. >> are you just trying to get a spot on the jimmy kimmel show? >> she's not high, she's job groveling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. >> she's a job groveling. >> sal: she's also 9 years old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, what do you think? >> i go with bill. >> jimmy: you're going to say bill? >> kia looks like she keeps her business tight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you never know, though. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: there are stereotypes. >> that's true. bill is thinking about pizza. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i was going with bill. >> jimmy: okay, bill, are you high? >> yes, jimmy, i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. >> suck it, bill! >> jimmy: it's oddly satisfying. >> it's so satisfying, and we win nothing. >> jimmy: you have three boys, right? >> they're always high. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so this is a good way to -- a good warning to them, you're they're not going to get away with anything. >> the nose knows. >> jimmy: what do they win? oh, that's nice, bubble wrap for everybody. >> thank you. >> jimmy: there you go, all rig

jimmy kimmel, david letterman and tracy >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- david letterman and tracy morgan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy, the host of this -- hi, thank you. well, very kind. thanks for coming. please, relax. it's embarrassing. [ cheers and applause ] i will tell you, it's -- i really do appreciate it. what at plush it is to be back here on stage at the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, brooklyn is -- not only is it one of my favorite places on earth, it's also the name of half the kids at my son's preschool. [ laughter ] my son, by the way, he's 5 years old. we'd been in brooklyn three days, yesterday, he told our daughter that if she didn't stop annoying him, he was "gonna put his middle finger up." [ laughter ] he's really soaking it in. we haven't been here since 2019. things have changed in three years. back then, the only reason you'd wear a mask in brookly

i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you too, god bless you. >> god bless you, jimmy kimmel from egyptpened. i think that's the line he said on the show. he said that. he started talking about jimmy kimmel.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you.i, everybody. thanks! please relax. be seated. it's embarrassing. i missed you too. thank you very much. it's great to be here. very kind. please sit. i'll be here all week. i don't want to use it all up. thank you. that's very kind of you, and thank you for joining us, and thanks for watching on our first night from b.a.m., the brooklyn academy of music. we haven't been to new york since 2019. and it's great to be here. have we missed anything? how's mayor deblasio doing? good? i love being back here. people in brooklyn, everybody thinks people in brooklyn are rude. it's not true at all. the people in this city are as warm as that weird air that blows out of the subway grates. they're the greatest. don't get me wrong, i love california, but brooklyn has a special something we don't have on the west coast -- it's called water. speaking of water, we got a lot of rain here last night. i had to watch a youtube video on how to open an umbrella last night. it is hurricane season. down in fl

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tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel live!" . >> jimmy: the killers are on the way. we'll be right back from las vegas. featuring fresh artisan bread piled high with tender roast beef, smothered with melty provolone cheese, just enough chipotle mayo and served with hot au jus for dipping. try the roast beef or pastrami french dips today. only at togo's. >> jimmy: i want to thank the kardashians. i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their box set "the killers career vinyl box." they are from right here in las vegas and we are very proud of them indeed. here with the song "land of the free," the killers! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ can't wipe the wind-blown smile from across my face ♪ ♪ it's just the old man in me washing his truck at ♪ ♪ the sinclair station in the land of the free ♪ ♪ his mother adeline's family came on a ship ♪ ♪ cut coal and planted a seed ♪ ♪ deep in them drift mines of pennsylvania ♪ ♪ in the land of the free land of the free ♪ ♪ land of t

jimmy kimmel, david letterman and tracy >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"t -- david letterman and tracy morgan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

dion: right now on jimmy kimmel, amy schumer.a good night. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host.hank you for joining us. i'm standing out in the rain. we got a lot of rain this -- today. it's always funny when it rains here. everyone here came to work dressed like paddington bear today. [ laughter ] across the state, california is flooding. thousands of people are without power. and there's more of that on the way. in fact, let's go live now to the jkl weather center for the latest. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "jimmy kimmel live" weather update. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: it's raining. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, storm team. i know this is a scary time for a lot of us. remember, in the unlikely event of a flood, guillermo may be used as a flotation device. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, hey, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: just talking about you. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: usually when it rains this many days in a row, we appease the gods by throwing the youngest member of the jenner-kardashian clan into a volcano. [ laughter ] i

. ♪ >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's "jimmy kimmel live" in las vegas!onight -- kevin hart, jimmy drives a lyft around vegas, and music from marshmello featuring chvrches. with cleto and the cletones. and now, double or nothin' -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. welcome to night three of our week-long residency in las vegas. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. please relax. we are coming to you from the on the las vegas strip. [ cheers and applause ] i learned something interesting tonight. that's really nice of you, thank you. did you know that on this very stage in 2015, steve harvey mistakenly told miss colombia she was miss universe? [ laughter ] then forgot to say april fools' afterwards. there's a lot of history here. we've been having a very good time here in las vegas. i rolled into town with a 1-year-old, a 4-year-old, my parents and mother-in-law. not exactly the rat pack, but you do what you have to do. [ l

jimmy kimmel's comedy club. that's me, and it's coming soon. ng soon. >> very nice. >> jimmy: so it's not finished, but i thought maybe you'd like to take a look inside. >> yes, i would love to. yes. >> jimmy: let's go. >> holy smoke. >> jimmy: so this over here is the stage. >> work faster! >> thank you, guys. >> jimmy: keep working at your regular speed. there's a great spot where you can see into the comedy club from the outside. i'll show you guys. >> all right. let's go. >> yeah, i want to see it. >> jimmy: so you see, you watch the basketball games over here before we get to the observation area. >> you know, jimmy, you just got to look on your face that just tells me i should run like a son of a bitch out of here. >> jimmy: hi, guys, how are you. >> hi. >> jimmy: we're just here for the observation deck. >> yeah, come right this way. >> jimmy, i'm going to tell you something. >> jimmy: yes. >> if i wet myself or if i crap in my pants. >> jimmy: that would be great, actually, for the show. >> welcome, right this way. >> oh, no, i don't lik

. >> and that friend is jimmy kimmel because skbrak is hanging out with jimmy kimmel. >> great guy. >> i was inspired by his and fellow guest p.j. clp's love of ev eve evil ken eve. >> that is kbho? >> johnny knoxville. >> elaborate on that because -- >> so i go on a fishing trip every year with my family. jimmy is a very lovely host. and he loves evel knievel. and look, the appeal of this guy, for those who don't know, was a larger than life stuntman, motorcyclist, and he was huge in the '70s. he would be on abc wide world of sports. he would do tremendously sensational jumps. in 1974 he tried to jump over snake river canyon. it ended in near disaster for him. he was on the cover of sp"sport illustrated," "rolling stone." jimmy and johnny knoxville convinced me to look into him and i made him an america because he is this character that you trace back to pt barnum. the salesman. the show man. there are roots of donald trump in him in his ability to get media attention, his ability to shoot from the hip and get fans for that. so that was very fun and i do thank judge any. i am not sur

he started talking about jimmy kimmel. we were like, "this is a different show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. yehya, you're supposed to read the lines that they give you. >> no, i'm never liar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- no, i said "lines." the lines. >> "the lion king"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no -- >> you understand it didn't make the cut. [ laughter ] it's very difficult. >> jimmy: none of it was usable? >> literally not. i tried to get the footage for tonight. i called them up, "we can't, it's in the facility." i don't even know what that means. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a mental health facility? >> they said, we leave the footage that doesn't make the show in the facility. i couldn't tell if it was just yehya's footage. >> jimmy: yehya, so sorry, maybe you'll be on next season. >> thank you so much, god bless you, jimmy. >> jimmy: god bless you, yehya. >> thank you for all your guests. i love you, i love new york, i love everyone. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. >> jimmy: all right. >> i love him.

and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone.elcome to las vegas. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. appreciate that. i miss you already. very nice. thank you very much. we are coming to you from -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. please, now it's embarrassing. sit back, relax. we are coming to you from las vegas, nevada. we are in the zappos theater. this is the only theater in america where you can order a pair of shoes and they'll be on your feet by the end of the show. [ cheers and applause ] this is our closing night here in las vegas. and i have to say, i don't know if i'm going to make it all the way through. i came in on an airplane, i'll be leaving on a mobility scooter. [ laughter ] we had a great week. we've had a lot -- here's why vegas is number one. [ cheers and applause ] it's because -- it's not just -- i'll explain it. it's not just one city. all the great cities of the world are represented here. you've got new york, paris, rome, margaritaville. [ laughter ] every place. if n

larry: coming up next, jimmy kimmel, guest is rob lowe. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel livet --

on jimmy kimmel, tiffany haddish.♪ >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's “jimmy kimmel live” in las vegas! tonight -- tiffany haddish, jimmy crashes a bachelorette party, and music from the killers. with cleto and the cletones.

right now i'm jimmy kimmel, the kardashian sisters.a: had a great night. >> dicky: from planet hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live in las vegas"! tonight, kim, kourtney and khloe kardashian, aunt chippy falls victim to april fools, and music from the killers, presented by

right now on jimmy kimmel, octavia spencer. great night and we will see when the morning. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, octavia spencer, ramon rodriguez, and music from renee rapp. with cleto and the cletones. and no

on jimmy kimmel, lauren dern.have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, laura dern, anna konkle, and music from matt maeson. with cleto and the cletones.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome.ery good, thank you. hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us and standing out in the rain. it was another dark and stormy day here in southern california. this has been going on for more than a week now, which is a problem. none of us have more than one rain outfit. [ laughter ] we've got one, we wear it, and that's supposed to be it. but women in l.a. have been forced to carry their purse dogs around in zip-loc bags. [ laughter ] pouring all night. i don't know if it's ever rained this hard here before, right? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: my whole house is leaking, my children are frightened. to be honest, i'm frightened. i looked out the window, i told my wife, "i think we're going to die today." [ laughter ] congratulations to the georgia bulldogs. [ cheers and applause ] who clobbered texas christian university last night to win the college football championship for the second year in a row. the game was here in l.a

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney. chris estrada & frankie quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it today? it's the first day of fall. it was a beautiful day here in southern california. made only more beautiful by the hammer of justice pounding down on our pumpkin spice ex-president -- [ cheers ] who no doubt had a very unpleasant day. yesterday, the morning brought allegations from the new york attorney general against almost the whole trump family. and later last night, an appeals court ruled that the investigation into the classified documents he hoarded can go on. that meant it was damage control time, and so trump summoned his trusty hype man, sean hannity, for a good old fashioned han job. [ laughter ] trump claims he declassified those documents the fbi found at mar-a-lago using speci

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- viola davis. judd hirsch. and music from chase rice. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. how are you? thank you, thank you, thank you. very nice. thanks. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in hollywood. boy, i've got to tell you, we've got a lot of malarkey going on today. bigly malarkey! i'm sure you've heard, on monday, we learned from fake news liberal media cbs that a handful of classified documents were found in a private office used by joe biden when he was teaching at the university of pennsylvania. and then last night, fake news liberal media msnbc reported biden's attorneys found a few more classified documents in the garage at the president's house in delaware. this morning, attorney general merrick garland appointed a special counsel to look into all this. merrick garland, he's of course appointed by biden, he's bending over backwards to make sure this is h

. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dana carvey.nd "science bob" pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: appreciate that. thank you. very nice. welcome. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us on a -- well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering, because this is a day that -- i don't know what word to use to describe it here. shocking? unfathomable? stupefying? yes, stupefying day in our nation's history. the senate this afternoon took a vote on whether women should have the right to choose to have an abortion. the bill would have guaranteed pro-choice rights nationwide. it did not pass. it needed 60 votes. it only got 49. even though a strong majority of american voters want those rights protected, every democrat voted in favor of the bill who voted with his fellow republicans. [ laughter ] with the supreme court likely to overturn roe v. wade, the democrats wanted to get their counterparts on t

jimmy: how you doing? >> you've got good hands, mr. kimmelmy: you threw a beautiful pass. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have video of that. tight spiral. >> yeah, tight spiral, i'm very excited about that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. i'm glad we got out of these rains. were you okay in the rains? >> jimmy: i was fine. i'm up in my castle, looking down on others. [ laughter ] you, i know, were up north. >> santa barbara. >> jimmy: the santa barbara area where it was pretty bad. >> yeah, we were -- in fact, i think it was "the wall street journal" did a piece on the california storms. the picture they ran was literally my street. >> jimmy: it was your block? >> it was actually my block. >> jimmy: isn't that weird when you see your own block in the news? >> yeah, you're like wait a minute, what happened here? >> jimmy: never a good sign. >> it's never good. it's never "academy award winner lives on this block." it's never that. >> jimmy: do you check on your neighbors and stuff? do you check on oprah when there's a rainst

which jimmy is it, kimmel or fallon? >> i believe it's the same guy. we get that a lot. we both do. people can't seem to handle that there are two men named jimmy at once. why? i don't know. james is probably a common name. there's probably a lot of james' in this room now. the most popular boys name in the united states. and i'll tell you something, jimmys stick together. and while we were in brooklyn this week, i found a small business down in cheaps head bay, very close to where i grew up. it's a sandwich shop named jimmy's. it seemed like it could use a little boost. so, we assembled a team and we went down there and we gave it to them. >> this sandwich sucks. where can i get a great italian hero for a good price? >> at jimmy's. >> you're going to make me a sandwich? >> no, get out of here. at jimmy's famous heroes. serving jimmy's and even non-jimmy's at their original sheeps head bay location since 1938. this is the owner of jimmy's, jimmy. >> victor. >> what? >> my name is victor. >> jimmy: i'm going to call you jimmy because otherwise this does

. >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ben stiller! desus nice. and music from yeah, yeah, yeahs. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. very nice. thank you. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate, i don't deserve it, but appreciate it. thank you for coming and for lining up and for being here and joining us. this is our, thank you. this is our fourth night from the beautiful howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music. and it was, oh, a beautiful day in new york today. what a beautiful day it was. we had a, we've had a great week. i'll tell you something. not only do i love brooklyn. my kids love brooklyn. i've got two little kids, although i'm not sure if they're going to be the same when we get back. first my son billy, who's 5, learned about the middle finger. after the show he's running and he falls and he goes "ooh, right in the balls." dad, what are balls? i di

. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"onight, joel mchale, ali wentworth, and music from molly tuttle. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks. hi, everybody. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. please, relax. that's very nice. it's day six of the new year. this is the day that new peloton becomes a towel rack at home. the mega millions jackpot is up to almost a billion dollars. $940 million. guillermo, remember that time we hooked you up to a lie detector and asked if you would quit if you won the lottery and you said no, i wouldn't? turned out you were lying? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: i remember that too. today also happens to be the second anniversary of the insurrection, january 6th. also known as "the bass pro fashion show." [ laughter ] two years ago today, donald jennifer trump tried to grab the steering wheel of our democracy and drive it right into a big, beautiful wall. and

ama: have a great >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from "black panther: wakanda forever" -- lupita nyong'o, danai gurira, letitia wright. plus simon le bon. and music from duran duran. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. please relax. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. i do picked a good one to be here. we've assembled a super duper show tonight. duran duran is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] all the way from wakanda, the cast of "black panther: wakanda forever." [ cheers and applause ] the movie premiere is across the theater from us tonight. it's fun. it's one of the few times of the year people dressed as superheroes in this neighborhood aren't high on meth. [ laughter ] not only is it "black panther" day, it's national pumpkin day. i thought this was interesting. a grower in minnesota grew the largest pumpkin ever recorded, weighed over a ton. 2,560 pounds, it was the size of a dumpster. and dumpster-sized pumpkin gre

dion: have a great nigh >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- danny and lucy devito, travis bennett, and music from baby no money. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. all right. thanks. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching following the very big monday night football play-off game here on abc. remember when we used to have football every monday night? remember when we used to have ballroom dancing every monday night? i guess you win some, you lose some. it was a marquee matchup. the dallas cowboys versus the tampa bay buccaneers. we tape this show before they play the game, so by the time you're watching this, you'll already know if tom brady's divorce was worth it or not. it was a wild, wild card weekend. the giants won their first playoff game since they won the super bowl in 2012. they upset the vikings in minnesota. and while it was a tough game for vikings fans, the team had a great season and one fan in particular did something very nice. he took

. >> dicky: from caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's "jimmy kimmel live" in las vegas! e dion. chris tucker. and jimmy crashes a vegas wedding. with cleto and the cletones.

. ♪ >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's "jimmy kimmel live" in las vegas! lyft around vegas, and music from marshmello featuring chvrches. withto

. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas. tyson, jimmy rides a las vegas zip line. and music from iggy azalea,

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kumail nanjiani, and pink. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. appreciate that. we have so much to get to tonight. of course, i want to start with a young presidential hopeful named donald trump. [ laughter ] the yell-ephant in the room, who is back by unpopular demand. i don't know if you watched this. it was quite the scene at mar-a-lago last night. starting with this entrance to a song from the musical "les mis." ♪ here they come. there's former first lady melania with her husband, jean valtrex. [ laughter ] i can think of no better way to kick off another trump campaign than with "les miserables." it's a musical about a criminal with a hot daughter who gets away with it in the end. [ laughter ] should have said "spoiler alert." whatever the soundtrack, trump is waddling for president again. you know, he hasn't actua

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney.strada & frankie quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston.

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