jesse-- sometimes, jesse would talk to me about things i didn't want to talk about.r on his mouth when he was talking to me and-- about his life, his love life. his love life. his sex life. anything. i mean, he-- i guess, he felt comfortable because i never once, told him that i wasn't ok with his life and the way that he was. and your ears felt a little uncomfortable hearing it sometimes. linda valencia: yeah, i was a little uncomfortable sometime. but i mean, i loved it that he was telling me everything. keith morrison (voiceover): so linda had her own ideas about who police should be talking to. and it wasn't the aspiring chef, or his roommate, or the rabbi's son. the detective called me on the phone. she was asking me if i knew of anybody that had anything against jesse. and i told her yes, i do. and i said, he's a cop. keith morrison (voiceover): linda said she didn't know the officer's name. but she told the detective that two months before the murder, she got a call at 2:00 in the morning. jesse was on the other end, excited. he said, mom, i've been arrested.

stay tuned. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters "primetime". tonight... >>> would you have done something differently than president biden during the past four years? >> there is not a thing that comes to mind. >> jesse: kamala's media blitz goes off the rails. >> why is she trying to politicize this? i don't have time for political games. i have people whose lives are on the line. >> jesse: people are dying and the democrats are lying. >> hopefully we are going to be able to accommodate the voters and somewhat take voting to the voters. >> jesse: they are changing the voting rules because of the hurricane. oh, no. plus... >>> how does that sound? >> [bleep] you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: oh, no,, barack is not happy. after hiding harris all fall, democrats watched her numbers drop. it was time to change strategy. obama ordered kamala, you are doing a media blitz, but harris could not handle the pressure. she cannot even survive the view. >> if anything, would you have done something differently than president biden during the past four years? >> there is

jesse watters takes it all from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters prime time." tonight. >> what we're dealing with the real world here. >> with the real world includes -- >> how are you getting this through congress? >> jesse: kamala' youth campaign strategy, is it working? >> no. no. [laughter] >> mr. trump: and as i was saying -- i love it for other reasons to make isn't it a beautiful thing? >> jesse: donald trump back in butler. >> fight fight fight. >> lgbtq people are already -- you are a disaster on top of that by not paying attention to this community. >> jesse: premar goes full dei for hurricane helene. >> it's misinformation. >> jesse: plus... [cheering] >> there's no blues around here i'll tell you that. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: it's getting spooky! democrats haunted by the echoes of hillary clinton. that's from "politico". kamala went from being the next obama to being hillary. there were read she's running the same play it safe campaign up to this point, she had about the same number of events at hillary. and crooked had pneumonia. since the dnc, kamala spent

to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >>> why do you think president trump has been able to make those gains with latinos? >> he gave tax cuts to billionaires in the biggest corporations and will do that again. >> but why is he winning? >> jesse: the media losing it's patients with kamala. >> i will move on but i don't know i heard a clear answer from you. >> he as the czar of the democratic party coming down to say go get these and words in line. it was important. black americans suffer so much under democrats. >> jesse: black america has had it. >> she does not understand our struggles. saying the same thing that you said 4 years ago. >> i said this 5 years ago, he would lock me up. we have to lock him up. >> jesse: what has gotten into joe biden? >> are you a liability for vice president harris on the campaign trail? >> jesse: plus... >> if you are a reasonable person you should have trump derangement syndrome. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the clock is ticking on kamala harris. less than 2 weeks until election day, dem

trump: is lying kamala harris that's why. >> jesse: 170 fries, the others saved fries. >> jesse: mcdonald'sfirms they have no record of kamala harris ever working there. the witches have to take her word for it because kamala harris never lies about anything. breaking news, 51 until age and say kamala harris definitely did work at mcdonald's. [chuckling] mcdonald's even invited kamala harris to flip some burgers but she has not showed up. donald trump respects the taste of the american people, kamala harris does not. she says she knows better, drive this, i don't watch this show, you are racist if you like borders. she thinks trump is crazy for listening to music at a rally. kamala harris is no fun, is she? maybe she used to be, but not anymore. they want to throw trump in jail again,. >> trump also stopped by in mcdonald's today where he worked briefly as a fright cooker. without a hairnet i might add. he also said he was paying for some of the meals, how is that not a campaign finance violation? to three campaign finance violation? kamala harris is giving black guys welfare checks, bribin

is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters "primetime". tonight... >> i think you've got a tough job because you have to play whack-a-mole, you have to pretend that donald trump did not deliver rising take-home pay and then defend kamala harris is atrocious economic record. >> jesse: the debate we've been waiting for. >> i'm a knucklehead at times. >> i think the lack of interviews that he's done with national media, with local media, it showed. >> jesse: the media is crying after babying little timmy. >> stop, stop. are you kidding me? >> the day will come when we will name names. the names we are going to name our names that will shock you. >> jesse: 100 victims sue pd. their lawyer joins "primetime". plus... >> this is going to be a great debate. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the vp debate last night told you everything you need it to know about kamala harris. she has terrible instincts. >> the biggest got decision i've made most recently is to choose my running mate. yeah. >> jesse: yeah. tim walz was supposed to be a normal midwestern white guy and s

it from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight... >> when did you first notice president biden's mental fica tools appear to diminish? >> jesse: kamala harris comes on fox. >> you and i both know what we are talking about when i actually don't. >> if donald trump does not whinny he will proceed to try to bring us to civil war. >> jesse: the joy is gone, how dirty will the democrats gets? >> to say that he is a fascist is completely accurate. >> it she would flirt with me in the most innocent ways to three the kennedy funeral goes off the rails. >> picture of me and ethel surrounded by hearts, you think i'm kidding. >> jesse: plus, hulk hogan. >> run wild brother! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: covering the kamala harris campaign has been disorienting, phrase she was the most unpopular vp in history, then she is the messiah her records radical left and it she agrees with trump but her values have changed. okay. rvp loves white dudes and obama scolding the brothers puke she went it from a cnn for five weeks, then she turned down the fox deba

jesse's next. remember it's america now and >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> called puerto rico a floating island of garbage. the only garbage i see floating is his supporters. >> jesse: president biden calls americans garbage. uh-oh. >> 250 million americans are not garbage. [cheers and applause] >> i know someone who had a starter going up. it's obvious to me there was an 'at the end of "supporters" there. >> jesse: the media tries another election cover up. >> it is hard to look at that when you can listen to it for yourself. >> you can vote anyway you want. no one will ever know. >> did you make the right choice? >> sure did, honey. >> jesse: hey ladies: kamala 1 . plus... >> how do you my garbage truck? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: last night was the biggest speech of kamala's career. the script was ready, the stage was set. joe biden was locked inside the white house. everything was going according to plan. until someone gave biden a laptop. we know bidens and laptops don't mix. somehow, joe locked himself on to zoom and it said this. >> the other day

>> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime'. tonight... >> five years ago, you locked me out. [applause] >> jesse: did joe biden say what i think just said? >> i'm hoping it won't go down that rabbit hole with you right now. >> jesse: kamala harris is not a godsend, already, you people did not even like her six months ago. now all of a sudden? to 32 weeks until election day. ♪ ♪ >> some of my brothers have been drinking a kool-aid. can do that. >> jesse: the brothers get scolded again. >> we recognize what kamala harris is doing great now. >> jesse: plus. >> was enjoy, we will win! is a comment ♪ ♪ >> jesse: two weeks to go until election day and democrats just yanked kamala harris off the campaign trail, she took the day off, they are campaign events today. the only thing on her schedule? two interviews, not even live. she spent all day preparing to because at last interview with the bret baier, not that great break maybe she was not preparing get all, we will show you the interviews later and maybe you can decide for yourself. trump said maybe she was getting her beauty rest

jesse watters is next. >> jesse: welcomes to 'jesse watters primetime'. tonight... >> we don't get the selection right, your wife, your daughter, your mother will become collateral damage. >> jesse: hoping change, turn into fear and rage. [bleep] >> we will never give in or give up, we will never, ever back down and we will never, ever, ever surrender. [cheering and applause] >> jesse: trump, electrify madison square garden. >> of the future is going to be amazing! be one at one of the things i like about this is can you imagine kamala harris doing this? it would be so lame. >> jesse: trump on joe rogan. what is kamala harris waiting for? ryan is here. plus... >> what has been your favorite trump memory? >> when you got up and sat fight, fight! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: michelle obama is not always proud of her country but when she is, it means she is about to win. >> people in this country are ready for change. and hungry for a different kind of politics. let me tell you something for the first time in my adult life i am proud of my country because it feels like hop

>> jesse: psychologically scarring, necessary -- >> greg: dogs. jesse? not being able to have gotten ir parents. when you leave the house without a cell phone and you could just leave for hours and they had no idea where you were. >> greg: around the neighborhood -- >> jesse: in the woods come on your bike, another friend's house, and you come home eventually. >> greg: how could you not torturing animals? >> judge jeanine: very interesting. >> greg: the things i was sneaking about, i took a different way. prank calls, doorbell ditching. but mainly crank calls. crank calls are how you develop a sense of humor. those were fun. i did it every day. every day after school. and we recorded them. we would do the crank calls and tape the crank calls. >> jesse: professional. >> kayleigh: tape recorder? >> greg: sound effects like toilets flushing. do i have time? this is from margie. what uncool thing where you into that you thought was totally cool? jesse, you are not cool, so let's go with this. something you thought was cool but uncool? >> jesse: looking back

jesse watters takes it all from here. see you and welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight... speak of the federal government is not being responsive. they're having a hard time getting the president on the phone. i think he's sleeping right now. >> jesse: donald trump steps in while biden and kamala step out. >> i just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. [laughs] >> go to your happy place. >> we are ready to unleash a great american century of prosperity and freedom. >> i'm not crying, you're crying. [laughter] >> jesse: tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the vp debate. >> my [bleep] froze to the park bench! >> our first amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just hammer it out of existence. >> jesse: what the democrats are planning if kamala wins. >> biden should dissolve the supreme court. >> jesse: plus... >> ticky-tocky, ticky-tocky, oi, oi, oi! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: homes underwater and over 120 dead after hurricane helene ravaged north carolina, georgia, and florida. so it is joe biden and kamala harris? the only leader to show up

back you jesse. >> jesse: we can hear the wind in the shot. what does that feel like to you right now? >> it is unbelievable. i'm glad you brought up the fact that you can hear that sound over audio. that is all we are hearing. as a matter of fact, it is tough to communicate with the crew and our staff and understand what is going on. and when the tree fell, i hopped out of the vehicle, my photographer had the back of his vehicle open and part of the tree limbs went into the vehicle and we had to move the car back. the fox whether beast they're illuminating us and we couldn't even hear each other. in fact right now, if i screamed as loud as i could, they wouldn't hear a word i'm saying without having their earpieces in. it is a difficult situation. by the way, that's why first responders are not out. anything over 40 miles an hour they cannot go out. these wind gusts are hurricane force right now and just downright frightening. and again, a microcosm. this is just one aspect of what is happening all across the coast of florida right now. >> je

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> sometimes people need to be chastised. but the black men i have spoken to and continued to. >> jesse: on a daily basis come up with these excuses that are just plain wrong. >> jesse: why is she begging for the black vote? >> this campaign feels more like hillary than it does the obama. >> cnn, democrats got anxious. >> fox, democrats are scared to death. no they are not. they are pumped. >> jesse: will democrats accept losing the election? >> i refuse to believe we are going to lose. >> you have to be demented to stand on stage and start dancing when it is a town hall. a couple fries short of a happy meal at this point. >> jesse: with the media finally discovers dementia. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: plus... >> started with where the [bleep] are you? ♪ ♪ >> jesse: as barack obama said, kamala harris has an issue with the brothers r. >> he texted me right around the democratic convention and you said, i'm talking to people and kamala harris has a problem with black men. >> yes, and he t

milk is seven dollars. >> jesse: dave rubin is here. bruce, beyonce, barack, is like want to work out? >> i watch the first 40 minutes of your program and you showed a lot of clips of kamala not being able to answer basic questions. we've got tulsa gabbard who was a democrat who they could have chosen as vp who then i guess would be their nominee right now by their rules. laying into kamala. a lump i've just decided in this moment after hearing that song, i'm flipping between bruce springsteen, i like new jersey. i'm from long island, i'm more of a billy joe guy but i believe she could go and be in a room with... and do the thing with potent. i think everything would be, can you feel the sarcasm. >> jesse: the people that are on the fence that can't pay rent and lost their house and they hear beyonce, that's going to do it. >> this is all they've got. the most interesting one, they always bust out the celebrities and their somewhere itself with how hollywood gets these people who refuse to say things. >>> they go on the view. they would

jesse? >> jesse: yeyes, piers morgan we still celebrate halloween in this country.er school. batman, robin, minnie mouse and a cat. meow. tonight "jesse watters primetime," julian michaels, hulk hogan, glenn greenwald 8:00 eastern. jean green good show. >> greg: tonight kat timpf, jim thorton, sage steele and tyrus. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: i don't have to tell you i love congress a toos and there is two of them enjoying balcony slice of pizza together. check out these cockatoos have a hot slice in queens land. where is genes land, australia? ifing is coming up australia. >> dana: see if the judge can keep it going. >> judge jeanine: all right, time for. >> dana: my favorite. ♪ >> judge jeanine: all right. check out this police video from colorado. stop running. >> i didn't run. i didn't run. i didn't run. >> going to get -- >> judge jeanine: i didn't run. >> typically suspects attempt to flee before they were hand cuffed. this guy was obviously drunk and impaired. he tried to make the greatest escape after

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keep working hard. >> good to see you, jesse. >> jesse: the speaker of the house, mike johnson joinsaker, the house is what no one talks about. you hear about the senate, no one talks about the house. if donald trump wins back the white house and the democrats control the house, what is that going to look like? >> they won't. if they did, they would impeach donald trump on day one. it would be an absolute disaster. but luckily that will not happen. i've been travelling around the country nonstop and done campaign events now and 240 cities across 40 states. there is an energy out there, something is happening. resident trumps that it madison square garden the other night khaki is exactly right. it is difficult to articulate but there is real energy out there. we will have a demographic shift in this electorate, mark my words. we'll have a record number of hispanic and latino voters coming to the republican party, a number of african american black voters. we love it number of jewish voters, union workers, demographics that have not historically been with us in large numbers. they are

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., kayleigh mcenany, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ you win some, you lose some. kamala harris getting humiliated again by a powerful labor union while getting bailed out by another. harris just lost the coveted endorsement of the international association of firefighters two weeks after the teamsters snob. both have a long history of backing democratic presidential candidates, including joe biden 2020. neither will be endorsing a candidate this cycle. but donald trump is eating into the party's historic advantage with rank-and-file members. crazy joe scarborough is telling, lot to look at the bright side. >> not good news for the harris campaign. could have been much worse, could have done the teamsters in the past and endorsed a republican president, but they did not do that yesterday. >> jesse: at least kamala can breathe a sigh of relief on that crippling port strike for now. doc

>> jesse: shame! shame! jessica: one more thing is next. ♪ announcer: kamala harris wants us to believe that she is something new. but is she really? interviewer: would you have done something differently than president biden? kamala harris: there is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of... and i've been a part of most of the decisions... announcer: in other words, she wants more of the same. more inflation. more open borders. more disastrous foreign policy. why would anyone vote for more of this? restoration pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. i love my brand new bike! having a set of custom wheels gives kids like me and me the ability to do things we could only dream of before. through your support of wheels for love shriners children's is supplying custom built adaptive bikes and wheelchairs for kids who dream of their first set of wheels. for us, the bike is one of the most incredible experiences. the very first moment she had success. you're doing a great job. jaden received his

jesse watters take it. ♪ welcome into "jesse watters primetime."onight -- >> she said i think we did the right thing. >> president trump: she said that. >> things can get much worse for kamala. >> do you agree that donald trump does meet the definition of a fascist? >> i do. >> jesse: what is behind the hitler hoax? >> open your eyes to the danger this man poses to our country. >> the polls are not good. he is a noble baby, incompetent, mother [bleep] who is mentally disintegrating in front of our eyes. >> jesse: trump derangement syndrome is spreading. >> it is time to [bleep] panic. >> jesse: plus -- >> hey, mom, can we get some meatloaf? >> 11 days away from election day and democrats feel like they need a therapist. >> democrats, kind of like a tight race. it will lapse into depression. and a depressed party is not a winning party. anything they can do to address that kind of depression, i'm glad to do it. >> jesse: if you are a democrat and you are suffering from an election anxiety, james carville is offering his services. hopefully not in th

jesse is next. >> jesse: tonight. >> you've been in the white house for four years, why wasn't any of that done. >> there was a lot that was done but there's more to do anderson. i'm pointing out things that need to be done that haven't been done but need to be done. >> jesse: kamala harris limping to the finish line. >> we can't have this conversation without knowing. it's a very calm look at it situation. >> if her goal was to close the deal they are not sure she did that. >> when she doesn't want to answer a question her habit is to go to word salad city. >> jesse: the media is getting embarrassed. >> kamala harris participated in a 1% last night and she lost speed to rinkmak. >> jesse: what the 911 calls tell us. >> jesse: kamala harris wanted another debate and she got one. a debate with herself. >> she participated in a one-person debate last night and she lost. >> jesse: she was supposed to close the deal but somehow she made things worse. >> i will tell you what i'm hearing from people who i've been talking to and that is that if her goal was to close the deal they are not sur

tell you about it tomorrow night, and jesse next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time, tonight. >> we've seen no agents here. >> where is our government? >> jesse: biden round out of money for hurricane victims because he spent it on migrants. >> the entire hotel has been booked for federal employees. i was like i have people that were pulled out of the mountain. >> you've had for years as vice president. to do all the things you promised in the campaign. but haven't done it. >> jesse: kamala harris under pressure. >> the former president is... >> when you are using a drag queen to recruit for the navy, that's not what we want to. we need alpha females and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them and ask for seconds. >> jesse: plus. >> who is this guy? ♪ ♪ >> over 220 americans dead from hurricane helena, hundreds still missing and loved ones are crying in agony. cadaver dogs have joined search and rescue crews to sniff out bodies stuck under structures. one north carolina woman lost her parents and her 7-year-old. >> i was stuck there for a very long tim

right, jesse?e: you are right, greg. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: you have never been not right. i want to talk about the question the hefty man ask her. that is the core question of this election. you have been there for four years, why haven't you done all the things were campaigning on? for the last four years, wages haven't gone nowhere and prices have gone up, yet take-home wages -- yet she says bidenomics is working. now she has to know bidenomics isn't working because she gets briefed by her economic team. she has to know because she reads the newspaper -- we assum. so she knows bidenomics isn't working and she goes and tells the voters it's working so she is lying about how the plan is working. and if it wasn't a good idea, right, why did she cast the deciding vote for all of joe biden's plans? if she didn't like the plans, why did she say oh, yeah, let's go for it? you know her little tax gimmick she has out right now? well, why hasn't she convinced joe biden to adopt them? why hasn't she

[laughter] >> jesse: very cute. >> hi tyrus first time caller i love your green bag. >> jesse jess talesies follows the mysterious string of misfortune that follow the discovery of the boy king's tomb. check that out. also check out "jesse watters primetime" tonight, ron desantis, dr. drew and kristin gaffe anything, 8:00. >> harold: just when we think politics divide us a lot hacking the wide mountain last september she asked to ask about miami heat jersey. relocated from florida better his odds of moving up the transplant list. he explained with his blood type o plus could take six to eight years. guess what? had it. the two exchanged information. perfect match, she feels healthier and now he calls miller his sister and angel. god bless both. >> judge jeanine: great story. >> jesse: great kidney. i'm coming back to new jersey. i already know jesse you are on the fence. all kinds of dates. check us out. new cities popped up. don't last long. harold, i will save a seat for you, too. >> harold: i may be with you, judge. tires tires went there and they said they love the way i say it. >> b

jesse? >> jesse: all my jewish brethren what is it, harold?: happy new year. five acorns and two leafs. al

jesse? >> jesse: musk jumped like an idiot? that, but grown man should never put old arms in the air and jump with both feet at the same time, not going for a rebound or celebrating a game-winning shot. you just have to know yourself better than that. >> dana: do you think he drinks through a straw? >> jesse: i don't know. i don't care. >> dana: i don't know, either. i really don't care. but "the fastest" is up next. i care a lot about that. ♪ ♪ from the first day of kindergarten through the day they graduate high school, in california, 38% of students attend a public school that fails to meet minimum health standards. prop 2 will fund urgent repairs at local schools. protect kids from toxic mold and asbestos. ensure clean water. and to fix what's actually broken, all public funds go to local schools. without raising taxes. yes on 2. all kids deserve a safe place to learn. ♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back. here is a shocking, or maybe not so shocking headline. many americans would fail the drivers test if taken today. according to a

>> jesse: bailey. what's your middle name? >> greg: john. >> jesse: boring.> jesse: you know what people like that are right. >> harold: judge, what do you think about your plus nine democrat -- or plus seven. >> judge jeanine: i think it is an indication of the downfall of the country. >> dana: there you go. >> harold: are you going to rename yourself? >> judge jeanine: no, i will rename my dogs, name them all republican. >> jesse: greg pirro. >> harold: you are plus seven, i was plus nine. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ we are living with afib. and over 400,000 of us have left blood thinners behind... ...for life. we've cut our stroke risk and said goodbye to our bleeding worry. with the watchman implant. watchman. it's one time, for a lifetime. if someone is in trouble, you do whatever you got to do to help them. it's a hard job for anyone. it takes chicago med, fire and pd. you check your local listings. >> are you still paying full price for gas? stop leaving money behind every time you fill up. >> start earning real cash back . download the free upsid

jesse?ther more than 30,000 spectators are expected to descend on far hills new jersey for the hunt. the biggest -- i think we have video. biggest steeple chase horse race in the country. imagine how great this is. there it is. come here just an hour outside of manhattan, more than horse racing. all the money goes to healthcare in the state. they have raised 20 million for charity. go to far hills race.org. it's also airing on fs 2. that's fox sports. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," we have donald trump jr., vivek ramaswamy, kevin o'leary and hulk hogan. >> dana: wow. way to go for the women vote. [laughter] jessica? >> jessica: okay. so, just when i thought caitlin clark couldn't get any more impressive video posted online the indiana fever star comes inches away from sinking a hole in one during basketball off season. it caught the attention of the lpga file this under things we love to see game knows game. >> judge jeanine: did you go girl. >> dana: banned. here we go. that is it for

>> jesse: there you go.lked me through a lot of his clientele. they said they were going to pack their bags and moved to canada. none of them did. then they said they were sad the shooter missed in butler. and now, and i said, why does he drive these people so crazy? he says, they cannot accept the fact that a brash businessman can come in and just dispose of these lifelong politicians. it upsets their credentialed worldview so much, they can't get over it. >> jessica: i get that. i feel that. might be my tds or whatever i'm supposed to say it is. greg, i know you don't have anxiety. >> greg: i have anxiety for other people's anxiety. politics, i tried to calculate it when i was thinking about this, maybe it's 5% of my life. so many things to be grateful for. life is too big, if your team doesn't won, you go on with your life, you have a great life, you're on this planet, you are enjoying this. you are enjoying a losing election. consider the alternative, not even being here. it's good. >> jesse: you are sup

>> jesse: trey, thank you.trump was exactly who is to blame for joe and kamala's latest foreign policy disaster. take a look. >> the world right now is spiraling out of control. when i was president, iran wasn't total checked, the iranians were starved for cash. iran was on the verge of bankruptcy, they had no money left, they had no money for hamas, they had no money for hezbollah. the people they are fighting now. they would have been willing to make any deal, you could've made any deal but kamala flooded them with american cash. >> jesse: judge jeanine, this is tough now, right now, in october, the world seems like it is falling apart. >> judge jeanine: yeah, it is not just this, it is the longshoreman, the economy, everything is going on but what is interesting about this is you recall that iran, as trey yingst just referenced, they shot some missiles over in april, and that was in response to israel apparently bombing in embassy in syria, the iranian embassy in syria. this is a little more serious, but mak

>> jesse: i never passed my written test. why, jesse? because i never took it.s, you are going to have your written, that i never went to my next class, then i came back expecting to make up the written exam. they never made me make it up. >> judge jeanine: jesse -- >> harold: my colonizer! >> greg: that means you are technically, your driver's license is void. >> judge jeanine: jesse, take that back. did look in the camera and say you only said that to make something interesting. >> jesse: no, that's true. >> judge jeanine: double down. >> jesse: that doesn't mean i can't drive. >> judge jeanine: it means you can't have a license. >> jesse: i want to go back to college. >> dana: i would learn so much more. >> jesse: i want to go back to your college. >> dana: really? >> harold: dei, my man. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ [dog bark] ♪ [dog whining] is your dog telling you they may have allergic itch? apoquel is the #1 treatment for allergic itch... that veterinarians have trusted for over 15 million dogs... and it starts working in just 4 hours! do not use in

jesse.ean, two weeks left until the election. she is taking a day off, and she had the unmitigated gall to say on friday that donald trump is exhausted and three days later she is taking a day off. >> she needs a day off to prep for the interview because she didn't prep and she got smoked. her team had to throw in the towel. now she has staged q and a's, stage town halls, everyone is trying to help kamala and trump is trying to help you, the voter. that is the difference. she is not taken seriously, her saying trump is not a serious person, obama doesn't take her seriously. obama didn't want her. obama wanted an open primary. the other coup leader nancy pelosi doesn't take her seriously. she wanted josh shapiro. so kamala is the least serious candidate out there. she is known for laughing and not making any sense. and she talks about world leaders who she met, fine. trump has met them all, and they are taking him very seriously. all of these world leaders are now scrambling to prepare for tr

>> jesse: who is chuck edwards?ica: he is a republican congressman who has thousands of constituents that are going to be out of -- >> greg: the only people amplifying that crackpot notion -- >> judge jeanine: are democrats. >> greg: democrats. >> jessica: ha ha ha. >> judge jeanine: coming up, kamala acting like a total phony after cracking open a cold beer with stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ at ameriprise financial our advice is personalized based on your goals, whatever they may be. all that planning has paid off. looks like you can make this work. we can make this work. and the feeling of confidence that comes from our advice... i can make this work. that seems to be universal. i can make this work. i can make this work. no wonder more than 9 out of 10 clients are likely to recommend us. because advice worth listening to is advice worth talking about. ameriprise financial. we work hard, and we pay our taxes. but billionaires are getting away with paying less in taxes than we do. donald trump gave them a huge tax break and

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ fox news alert. at any moment, and they district attorney george gascon set to announce that he's asking the court to resentenced eric and lyle menendez, who are currently serving life sentences without parole for killing their parents in 1989 peered we will bring that to you live as it happens. but in the meantime, what the heck is she talking about? >> there was a lot that was done but there is more to do, and i am pointing out things that need to be done, that haven't been done but need to be done. >> jesse: with the polls razor tight, kamala harris face planting in one of her last chances to win over voters. harris malfunctioning when trying to answer basic questions in a cnn town hall. scripted sound bite machine failing miserably to articulaten pressing pocketbook issues. >> one of my aspects of doing what we need to do to bring dow

>> jesse: i have a guy for that. are dating, we don't care about the woman's politics. she is liberal, it's amusing. she is conservative, that's cool. but when she gets married to you, she will probably start becoming a conservative. if you go the other way, guys never going to start out as a conservative, started dating a liberal girl and then become liberal. that's asinine. i challenge you to find one example where that's happened. >> jessica: dana, save him. >> dana: i think he's probably wrong on that. i would say, i have the don't ask, don't tell people. i don't ask people who they are voting for. i don't tell people who i'm voting for. who cares. >> jessica: judge, do people know who you're voting for? >> judge jeanine: what do you think? i think what this proves is that republicans are more tolerant. >> dana: there you go. >> jessica: what a beautiful people you are. "one more thing" is up one thing we know is true: no matter race, gender, ethnicity... the need to screen when due... for colon cancer's a priori

>> jesse: thank you dana. clientele, highly reactive for us, they said they will pack their bags and moved to canada, none of them did.thro then they said they were side oe the shooter missedd . and then i said why does he drive the these people so crazyt and he said they cannot accept the fact that a brash businessman can come in and jusl dispose of these lifelong politicians. it upsets their credentialed worldviews so much they cannot get over it.ov >> dana:er i feel that. i'm just excited. greg i know you don't have anxiety. >> greg: i hav>> ge anxiety for other people's and decide he. politics's, i try to calculator when i was thinking, maybe it's 5% of my life. there is things to be grateful for, life is too big. if your team does not win, go on with your life. you have a great life, you are on this planet, you are enjoying all of this, consider theer alternative, not eve tn being here.oo >> jessed.: you're supposed to save kamala harris wins it's awo world war iii. >> greg: we will survive . .> jesse: ni

. >> jesse: hello i am jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ somebody is panicking after treating the press like they have cooties and democrats privately freaking out about a lack of visibility, kamala harris is flooding the zone this week with a blitz of back-to-back media interviews. but it is a who's who of friendly's. she will be chatting it up with the ladies on "the view" getting friendly with shock jock howard stern and late nights ultimate liberal kiss up stephen colbert. harris getting herself ready for all of these hard-hitting sit downs by appearing on something called the call her daddy podcast, watch. >> i'm curious, like you don't do too many long form inte interviews, what made you want to do call her daddy today? >> i think that you and your listeners have really got this thing rights, which is one of the best ways to communicate with people is to be real. this is a moment in the country and in life where people really want to know that they are seen and hear

jesse, what do you have? the millennium ball in washington, d.c. >> beautiful. >> jesse: tuxedo. >> judge jeanine: emma. >> jesse: now you have embarrassed me. "jesse watters primetime," dana kilpatrick on the show. >> judge jeanine: is she driving in. >> happy birthday. it's my mom's birthday today. happy birthday, mom. >> judge jeanine: it's her birthday. >> dana: all right. that is it for us. have a great night, everybody. >> bret: dana, didn't jesse look

: jesse, you are a stats and numbers a guy 24/7. >> jesse: i am?s: you're always facts are never feelings, you are a rock. she mentioned trump 23 times, she mentioned inflation zero times. she mentioned economy one time. talked about money twice, prices twice. middle-class -- financial stuff three times. the entire bulk of her speech was trump, trump, trump, this can't be a good formula for winning. if you were her campaign manager with this be the numbers you would want were all you talked about was trump, does that sound like a winning team final pledge to america? >> jesse: no one is talking about the speech because joe biden blew it up. joe biden couldn't let kamala have this moment to. this was supposed to be his moment, this was supposed to be his close. look what he did, he would let her have it. this guy has been ruminating about the coup for months, he is a resentful old man, now kamala has a restraining order not allowed to go anywhere near of this guy, he was in walking distance of the speech he didn't get a ticket. ever since he said to

jesse!rs are telling americans how they should be better off, just because they are happy with theh decline, they are declining empire, we should embrace decline as well. sorry, reader not just settle bn with ben hill? >> jesse: as a jes prisoner with the most humility as a table i just want to offer -- [laughter] offers some self reflection,st just because b the american drem is having a better life thanean your parents does not mean we o should all live with ourta parents.ti we have high expectations in. this country, we have big dreamr in this country.y.ru mpdonald trump is the american dream, he is running on of the american dream. good luck running again sidegou. this is what jimmy carter, energy prices are high, you can heat your house, put on a sweater., know, wewe will not lower our l expectations, life iows good because we will get there. >> greg: i love how disciplined he is. can you believe what you sayshe here? he sayflats and inflation, stope invasion, i will return there americ

jesse.t tariffs and then i realized i fell into the prison of two ideas where it's bad or it's good. but actually a tariff is like a tool. can you explain to us when tariffs are good and when they're bad and then feel free to interrupt him. i know that you disagree. i want you to to hash it out because nobody cares about tariffs until they care about them. >> jesse: i'm going to talk tariffs and this is the last time i'm talking about it for the rest of the week. i doubt he's going to put tariffs across the board on every single import. what he did during the last administration is he threatened tariffs. he did it against mexico. did against canada. then we renegotiated nafta. that's basically, you come out strong with a big gambit. it sure is up your negotiating position. he did it with the japanese. he did it with the south koreans. then we got to call bilateral trade agreements with those countries on our terms. he did it with the chinese, first president to do that in a very long time. j

jesse watters takes it from here and i will be on later on with the panel. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the stages the first and only vice presidential debate between j.d. vance and tim walz. but first, the mideast on the brink of war as iran launches over 200 ballistic missiles at israel. iranian missile strikes in response to israel taking out the leader of hezbollah. iranian terror proxy based in lebanon, which is been shelling israeli neighborhoods from the north. israel's iron dome and u.s. missile defense intercepting the iranian barrage. the pentagon sending additional service members to the region, bracing for potential attacks on u.s. military bases. israel will certainly respond with precision strikes inside iran proper. >>> here at home, over 45,000 dockworkers went on strike today, shutting down ports along the east coast and a gulf coast. the head of the union threatening to cripple the economy if they aren't given a hefty rays and a guarantee that robots won't take their jobs. >> people never gave a [bleep] about us until now, when they finally realize that the chain is being broke.

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>> jesse: i have a guy for that.e don't care about the woman's politics. she is liberal, it's amusing. she is conservative, that's cool. but when she gets married to you, she will probably start becoming a conservative. if you go the other way, guys never going to start out as a conservative, started dating a liberal girl and then become liberal. that's asinine. i challenge you to find one example where that's happened. >> jessica: dana, save him. >> dana: i think he's probably wrong on that. i would say, i have the don't ask, don't tell people. i don't ask people who they are voting for. i don't tell people who i'm voting for. who cares. >> jessica: judge, do people know who you're voting for? >> judge jeanine: what do you think? i think what this proves is that republicans are more tolerant. >> dana: there you go. >> jessica: what a beautiful people you are. "one more thing" is up next. frank. fred. how are you? support up to seven brain health indicators, including memory. when you need to remember, remember neuri

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>> jesse: no i want to give more time to jesse. >> katie: thank you very much. i appreciate it.ism centers dow prize for excellence in journalism. >> the award highlights investigative journalists both accuracy. matt, taibbi, bari weiss and michael shellen persianer won the award for bitter files. looking forward to the winner. >> judge jeanine: to have been nominated. that's great. that's it for us. have great night and great weekend. >> bret: hey, judge have great weekend, too. thank you. >> judge jeanine: okay.

yeah. >> jesse: yeah. tim walz was supposed to be a normal midwestern white guy and said this... >> sitting in the office with the sandy hook parents. it become friends with the shooters, i've seen it. >> jesse: what? combo-mac's right-hand man told 40 million people he's become friends with school shooters? but he wasn't finished. >> governor walz, you said you were in hong kong during the deadly tiananmen square protest in the spring of 1989. but minnesota public radio and other media outlets are reporting that you actually did not travel to asia until august of that year. can you explain that discrepancy? >> i've tried to do the best i can but i've not been perfect and i'm a knucklehead at times. >> the question was, can you explain the discrepancy? >> all i said was i got there that summer and misspoke on this so i will just, that's what i've said. so i was in hong kong and china during the democracy protests and from that i learned a lot about what needed to be in governance. >> thank you governor. >>